Worst. Movie. EVER.

In my opinion, Gigli is the worst movie I have ever seen, and by far the WORST movie ever made. Watching paint dry is more interesting than this movie.

Two words: Spice World

I can see that you haven't seen The Milpitas Monster. Written and filmed by the same folks who brought you Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, this film has none of the inadvertant humor of its predecessor.

Or if you want to go 'way back to the beginning of film, how about Birth of a Nation?

Pygmalion

MST3K used to send up some pretty terrible films as I recall....

Did you ever see Manos the Hands of Fate?

*Zola shudders*

It was almost unbearable even with the MSTK treatment!

There’s so many crappy movies but one I'd never want to see again is Reptilicus.

Some scientists find a frozen reptile tale and it accidentally gets defrosted in the lab (someone left the fridgeration door open) and starts to regenerate itself. So they then decide lets pump it full of nutrients and let it revive itself, its not long till it has a sudden "unexplained growth spurt" that's "caused by lighting outside" and a now huge monster busts out of the laboratory wall going on an cow eating rampage.

The special effects are so lame at one point Reptilicus eats what looks like a paper cut out of a person. The way they deal with the situation of trying to capture/kill him is so lame and they only make things worse because they are so stupid. Also the acting was terrible.

Prince of space...
(clips from mystery science threater 3000...... they make fun of it)

Puma Man (also treated on MST3K).

The whitest Anglo wimp they can find is heir to a mysterious power from the Mayans and he must ... uh ... be a champion of something.

The movie was summed up in one scene (which was repeated throughout the movie). Our hero -Puma Man - 'flies' through the air at a 45 degree angle while wearing a piece of sheet on his back. His so-called superhero costume has FLARED legs. Even the thrift stores didn't have such awful clothes.

There was something about him defeating a guy with a golden mask which had the ability to make people do things against their will.

Even the bad guys were lame - you couldn't even cheer for them to dunk this white boy's pansy-ass.

(And Manos: Hands of Fate is a close second for worst - come on, KNOBBY KNEES???)

Gigli..Hahaaha..I want to see it, just to see how bad it is. I think that is the only reason anyone wants to see it.. Some of the worst movies I ever seen are..
The Yellow submarine..Perhaps if I were drinking and making fun of it, it could have been bearable..

The Scooby-Doo movie..Most of the characters were SO OUT OF CHARACTER, that it made me want to scream!!

I hated Titanic, I was bribed with free movie theatre popcorn to go see it...I'll watch just about any movie for free Movie theatre popcorn That led me to see the following....

Planet of the Apes remake, Mortal Kombat...C'mon..A Japanese God appears as a caucasian?? Give me a break!!, The Dungeon & Dragons movie..Mystery Science Theatre..Where are you when we REALLY need you!!!???
That horrible John Travolta movie where he is an alien and mankind is running around like cave people..It was soo bad that I blocked the title from memory..
There are a few other ones, but I can't remember the title. I think one was called Wing Commander. The other one had Denise Richards (ewww!!) as a military cadet and they were fighting Giant Bugs..

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Originally posted by Schwarzwald Prince of space... (clips from mystery science threater 3000...... they make fun of it)

I'll get Falcon7 to pull me a few shots from Manos. It was just...unbelievable.

Dude, I literally fell off of the couch like 4 times watching the MST3K of Prince of Space! Hahahahaha!!!

I can't say anything about Gigli, since I've never seen it, and I don't want to ever see it...I was tricked into seeing Maid in Manhattan once, that was bad enough. *shudder*

hahaha!! I thought i was the only few that liked it!!!

Puma man... haha i loved that...



haha look he has his own webpage...

http://thepumaman.freehomepage.com/

another good one was rousedower....

well isn't the pic with him.... but you get the idea..

I wanted to rip my brains out from my nostrils and shove them into a blender as I died after watching Supernova. If you haven't seen it, trust me, you'd rather die of E. Coli.

Rousedower ... yeah, he's from 'Final Sacrifice'. The whole plot of that thing was hilarious (Canadian cult trying to find a lost city). The kid looking for his father looked like Wil Weaton from 'Star Trek: the Next Generation'. Rousedower was an old drunk former cultist who ended up having to protect the kid from the rest of the cult. The Bots from MST3K kept making fun of his name by yelling for him ...

I'll let my husband tell you guys about 'Space Mutiny'. He makes fun of it much better than I can.

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser Rousedower ... yeah, he's from 'Final Sacrifice'. The whole plot of that thing was hilarious (Canadian cult trying to find a lost city). The kid looking for his father looked like Wil Weaton from 'Star Trek: the Next Generation'. Rousedower was an old drunk former cultist who ended up having to protect the kid from the rest of the cult. The Bots from MST3K kept making fun of his name by yelling for him ...

That was the best episode of MST3K in my humble opinion. That or Prince of Space. The best part was at the end where the music was playing and they were singing to it about Rousdower…

To put it simply, the movie 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' made me almost give up my love of all things japanesse. How in the world did it get so many awards, it stunk

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well isn't the pic with him.... but you get the idea..

That pic was from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I am not kidding.

As for Space Mutiny ... what can one say without invoking disgusting biological processes?

The "special" effects were lifted whole from Battlestar Galactica, but the big spaceship scenes were run backwards to try and make it look like a different ship. All of the scenes were filmed in an out-of-commission factory. The entire cast (except the old guys) was recruited from a bodybuilding cult (the steroid bill must have been half the budget). The non-spaceship vehicles were golf carts and riding lawnmowers with plastic thingies on therm, and the rayguns were made out of pvc pipe (plumbing supplies). The single most monotonous and boring scene was the big lovemaking scene, although the gratuitous dancing girls came a close second.

Only the MST3k version is tolerable, and the robots were more believable and lifelike than the actors in the movie.

But for absolute WORST godawful movie ever made or that could be made, I'll pin the ribbon on Attack of the Killer Shrews. The lack of plot, the lack of actors, the awful sets, the epileptic editing, the preponderance of alcohol (in the writers, the cast, and in damn near every scene), and the monsters themselves (dogs in shaggy fur coats filmed in bad light) ... this movie has not one redeeming feature. Not even as an insomnia cure, since it's appaling awfulness keeps you riveted, wondering what new atrocity will be unveiled.

And Angelcakes? Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon wasn't Japanese - it was Chinese.

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As for Space Mutiny ... what can one say without invoking disgusting biological processes? The "special" effects were lifted whole from Battlestar Galactica, but the big spaceship scenes were run backwards to try and make it look like a different ship. All of the scenes were filmed in an out-of-commission factory. The entire cast (except the old guys) was recruited from a bodybuilding cult (the steroid bill must have been half the budget). The non-spaceship vehicles were golf carts and riding lawnmowers with plastic thingies on therm, and the rayguns were made out of pvc pipe (plumbing supplies). The single most monotonous and boring scene was the big lovemaking scene, although the gratuitous dancing girls came a close second.

OMG lol i loved that... ok i change my worst movie ever from prince of space to Space Mutiny.... haha... santa claus was the commander... daddy mc buff....

EDITL here are some pics...






aww man.. cant find a decent pic of the Enforcers...the go carts...

I know, but I watch a lot of dubbed anime and this had sucky dubbing so it turned me of japanesse, I was never obsessed with chinesse so I couldn't really become unobsessed.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GodFather part 3.... i just watched today, i dont know why i bought it...... the first two were the greatest things but part 3...........o and Jason X...... dont even get me started on Jason X, that was the biggest load of piss puke crap ever.... kind of like Godfather part 3.....

The subbed version of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon was good, IMO. The dubbing was okay, I guess. As for the worst movie ever, Titanic. They took a historical event and mixed it with nudes and adultery... And I think the guys who called out "Iceberg ahead!" were gay. Because they were making out or something.
And a close second is Tomb Raider 2. She looks nothing like Lara Croft (she doesn't even have the... ahem, breats for crying out loud), she spoke all British-y, and she punches a shark! Someone call the humane society... and the place that captures retarded people.