Worst. Movie. EVER.

Volt posted:
She looks nothing like Lara Croft (she doesn't even have the... ahem, breats for crying out loud)

As someone with the proposed cup-size of the fictional character I can only say one thing:

TORQUE

Being that active and above a B-cup??? OWWWWWCH!!!!!

^_^

EDIT: Okay, a little harsh, but I do fully agree Tomb Raider should be doused in gas and set on fire, if nothing for the lack of acting (except by Chris Barrie, but I'm partial to him).

Latest worst movie ever...THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD.

Watching the trailer was enough to make me puke about how they managed to relate the game with this piece of crap. Makes me almost want to laugh. Almost.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,new and old, and the Blair Witch Prodject. I found Gilli more entertaining. Maybe Hollywood has lost it's touch in terms of making a movie scary. I think all these b.s. "horror" films started with Alien: Ressurection. I could be wrong. Lets do something positive. If any of us are tricked into seeing a bad movie, Inform your fellow Paradigm City members. That way we can help them save their money for more important things, like the upcomming DVD Big-O vol.5 .By tricked I mean something like what happened to me. I just turned 18, so my older bro said he was going to take me to a really cool R movie now that I was old enough to watch it in the theater. That rotten sonofabitch bought the tickets in advance, to keep it a surprise. That motherf*beep*er had bought tickets to the pokemon movie. He took off as soon as I realised he had set me up. Moral: NEVER trust your evil older brother/sister. Unless you have a Megadeus, or the BIG card, to smash them with.

Ever seen AI. That movie should have ended an hour before it did.

He should have died in the ocean....

off topic: Haley Joel Osment or whatever has not aged well, he looks wierd now that he is older. And his voice is messed up.

AI definitely finishes in at least the top 5 worst movies of all time. That movie kept going on and on, and the plot was so stupid I wanted to be strangled. I could have found better ways to enjoy my popcorn than that movie.

AI was ok, up until they got to Manhattan. Then it got STUPID. The movie was meant to be all freaky and weird, it started off as a Kubric movie. Then Speilberg took over and tried to add a happy ending but it came out retarted.

I loved AI... That movie was really good... I've never seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dubbed as I hate seeing LA movies dubbed...but I loved the subbed version that I saw in theaters... I need to see that again..

The worst movie ever...wow...hard to say...Blair Witch 2 was absolutely horrible, I fell asleep in the movie theatre while watching it...thats the ONLY movie Ive fallen asleep in at the theatre, so Id have to say that claims this most elusive "prize"....

I enjoyed the subbed version of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon...I havent had the opportunity to watch the dubbed version as everyone is talking about...surprisingly, I prefer dubbed anime to subbed anime, yet I can actually sit through a subbed movie...I guess the anime influence is somewhat rubbing off on me (as I have indeed, watched subbed anime...)...

ok...perplexing, perhaps...but certainly off topic...back to the movies....

I have seen many a sucky movies. Here's random one! "Thirteen Ghosts" was so bad that is was funny. Literally, I was laughing the whole thing. I'm so glad I saw it at my friend's house and not a theater.

The godfather 3...ok. Its better than most movies, but it just sucks compared to the first two.

Not Another Teen Movie, Ok. I got dragged to see this on my BIRTHDAY. And I kept begging the people I went with to just wait two weeks, and then we could go see Black Hawk Down.

They didnt listen, I really havent talked to them since.

Gods and Generals...okay. I want to know something, how in the hell did Ron Maxwell direct gettysburg, and then do this? I am literally paralyzed with fear of how BADLY Last Full Measure is going to be done, and I just want to lock everyone involved with its production in a room, and force them to watch gettysburg about 50 times (half as many as I've seen it ) and..yeah, kind of instruct them at knifepoint to make the next movie more like that one.


..Also I hear the remake of Solaris sucked.

Queen Of The Damned The Movie

Ughhh!! I hate it, hate it, HATE IT!!!!

At least Interview With The Vampire stayed true to the plot and didn't mess up the characters (except Armand).

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Originally posted by angelcakes To put it simply, the movie 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' made me almost give up my love of all things japanesse. How in the world did it get so many awards, it stunk

First of all, to truely appreciate Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon you watched it SUBBED NOT DUBBED. Second of all as previously stated it is cantonese (chinese) not japanese. Third of all never watch a real movie dubbed.

CTHD, is one of the best movies I have ever seen. PERIOD.

Man, somebody already said Manos. In that case, I'll say Red Zone Cuba. The geography of that movie alone is enough to blow your mind.

On a related note, It's very irratating to discover something like MST3K after it was already cancelled. A vast treasure of humor, yet I can bear witness to only a small portion.

Of course, this definitely helps

to quote myself from another thread
ABOUT THE SAME SUBJECT!!

There are actually 2 that i think are worthy of of my distasteful loathing

here they are with a quick summary:

Max Knight ultra spy
-A madening movie about a super spy who needs to recharge his battery every couple hours or so. In this movie he must stop this evil order from downloading them selves onto the internet(basically so they can look at porn 24/7). I don't know when it is set, but they wear crazy shiney kinda 80's kinda late 90's. This movie has everything including a 20 minute halflife mod at the end. This movie is so stupid that it is actually fun to watch.


Cracker Jack'd
-This movie is scary in an auful sort of way. It is the epitomy of wrong and is probobly the worst and one of the best things that could have happened to me. Best because it has shown me how demented the mind of a film maker can be and to just appreciate things more that are just ok. Worst because for watching this movie I am going straight to the EIGHTH LEVEL OF HELL.

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Wild Wild West

utter garbage...

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Originally posted by Mega Dominus Latest worst movie ever...THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD. Watching the trailer was enough to make me puke about how they managed to relate the game with this piece of crap. Makes me almost want to laugh. Almost.

Yeah from waiting commertials for it there was one thing I never got... How does a group of teenagers who go to an island to party end up with an arsenal of shotguns and uzi's