Ask a Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
| YoruameBaroness |
11-17-2005 02:14 PM |
A: Some unexplained phenonmenon.
Q: Why are Dells so overrated?
| Nine Kuze |
11-17-2005 02:19 PM |
Answer: Because its a black computer and black is beautiful!!!
Question: Why did the Lakers keep Kobe and trade Shaq?
Peace.
| Lyinginbedmon |
11-17-2005 02:51 PM |
A: Because Macintosh told them to
Q: Why is 'Your mother uses Macintosh' an insult?
| Generalissimo D |
11-17-2005 05:45 PM |
A: Because Vainqueur's been brainwashed to pledge loyalty to the evil Apple.
Q:How many drugs could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
| paul1290 |
11-17-2005 06:01 PM |
A: none, because the woodchuck would be too busy chucking wood at people. Unless of course, the drugs caused the woodchuck to throw logs at people in the first place.
Q: Why did it cost more to get a computer from Dell if you didn't want the monitor? I mean, they charged extra for not giving you something!
(Not sure if Dell still does that now.)
| BethMcBeth |
11-19-2005 12:32 PM |
A: They are trying to make up for the cost loss due to Best Buy's Geek Squad.
Q: Why are the Geek Squads Women required to wear skirts?!
| Generalissimo D |
11-19-2005 12:38 PM |
A: It should be obvious.
Q: How do you escape The Divine Catch-22?
| anime-man |
11-20-2005 06:57 PM |
A: you run for your no good life (obvious).
Q:how many of you actually knew that?
| Lyinginbedmon |
12-06-2005 02:27 PM |
A: Approximately 19.27 recurring percent
Q: How many people here actually knew that there was a man called Richard Wayneright who repaired clocks?
| Tony Waynewrong |
12-06-2005 03:00 PM |
A: 0.5321123 People.
Q: Does Dorothy like "Mr. Roboto" from Styx?
| BethMcBeth |
12-06-2005 07:32 PM |
A: Of corse! He's her prototype!
Q: Was Norman a punk rocker back in the day?
| Ace of Spades |
12-07-2005 01:00 AM |
A: Good question, I don't think we'll know that but hey. Any guy who has an eye patch must be a Badass.
Q: Why does my headset seem to be the only one at my work facility that doesn't want to operate properly?
| YoruameBaroness |
12-07-2005 08:42 PM |
A: Because you're special. :p
Q: Who do you think will make it to the Superbowl this time?
| Generalissimo D |
12-07-2005 08:46 PM |
A: The Raiders for no particular reason that they're the only team I know about.
Q: What do you see in my inkblot avatar?
| Lyinginbedmon |
12-08-2005 02:46 AM |
A: My spleen
Q: Who is better, Christmas Crazy Frog or The Carol Sheep?
| The Baker St. Irregular |
12-08-2005 07:00 AM |
A: Neither. Their fight for the title left them both in comas.
Q: Does this make my butt look big?
| Generalissimo D |
12-08-2005 04:12 PM |
A: It makes it look just right...
Q: Do I deserve a slap for tht?
| The Baker St. Irregular |
12-08-2005 08:51 PM |
A: *blush*
Q: Should I give that mouse a cookie?
| Hobodoken |
12-08-2005 11:18 PM |
A: If by "cookie", you mean pie, than yes.
Q: Did you know 1/5th of Americans don't know that the Earth revolves around the Sun?
| Sir Nise |
12-09-2005 07:57 AM |
A: No, that's a shame.
Q: When will the Civil war Be correctly remembered?