Worlds worst pick-up line

Shaoblane 08-29-2005 11:36 PM
This one was used on my TWICE by two different d**kheads my friend Ariel introduced me too.

"Do you think all guys think with their dicks?"
"Yeah."
"Wanna blow my mind?"

The first one I said:
"Sorry, I'm a lesbian."

The second one I said:
"Didn't I see you at the VD clinic?"
Fujiko 09-19-2005 11:34 PM
Here's one I got from a friend of mine (no intention of flirting, just showing my how funny and lame they were).

The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
Sir Nise 09-23-2005 10:46 AM
Hey baby, let me touch your face.
KittyTheHitwoman 12-01-2005 11:29 PM
My friend found this one online last month and keeps abusing it on innocent bystanders every chance he gets:

"Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it."
corrupt 01-08-2006 05:05 PM
I girl said to me, "Your like english aren't you?"
"yes."
"we saved your ass in world war 2!"
"what! that was the russians!"
"no"
"yes take history for god sake!"
there was a pause and then she said
"wanna go to homecoming with me?"
"f*** off..."
The_Big_G 01-08-2006 07:00 PM
This chick I knew from the Church of Sinatra caught a whiff of my cologne and said, "mmm...that smells good, what is it?"

I smiled and replied, "It's a hard-on...but I didn't know you could smell it!"


Needless to say, that line worked.
Randolph 01-12-2006 11:04 PM
"My name is Key.
I am a key... and could you be...
...my keyhole?"

That... is rather clever.
BethMcBeth 01-13-2006 11:59 AM
"Wow I say your Big O Website! Are you really that good?"

"I love your art its amazing can you make me into a work of art?"

How low can you go? Geeshh....

-Beth
Shaoblane 01-13-2006 06:12 PM
If I asked you to wear this bra, would there be something in it for me?
Fujiko 01-15-2006 04:52 AM
"If I were Oedipus, I'd want you to be my mom."

'Nuff said.
Inigo Montoya 02-25-2006 06:44 PM
Honey, I want you to get down on your knees and smile like a donut.

Excuse me, what's your name? I'm just going to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with the face.
Darkside 02-25-2006 07:58 PM
Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Generalissimo D 02-25-2006 08:13 PM
I need some help with my anatomy class
Hobodoken 02-25-2006 08:45 PM
Take off your pants, k?
Generalissimo D 03-09-2006 10:07 PM
I'll make you feel nuts...if you stick your hand down my pants.
Asirt 03-09-2006 10:17 PM
"You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!"

"Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3."

"Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue."
Chitter-Box-Kat 04-01-2006 11:57 PM
OMG...OMMFG... Shocked

These are some of the dirtiest pick up lines I've ever seen...I GOT TO TRY A COUPLE OF THESE! Big Grin

Anyways, here's my attempt at a crappy pick-up line:

"Wanna play twenty questions?"
"Sure."
"Wanna make out?"
"I got nothing better to do."

Yeah...that sucks eggs... Embarrassed Sweatdrop

Chitter-Box-Cat
Nine Kuze 04-03-2006 12:16 PM
"You're so fine that so make me wanna get a job."

Peace.
Avenir 04-03-2006 05:30 PM
Someone recently asked me this.

"You're hot. You got any nude pics?"

When I said they wouldn't be that easy to obtain if I did, they stormed off, enraged.
Sir Nise 04-04-2006 10:09 PM
"Hey babe,are you're on my cycle?" i know, horrible.