Worlds worst pick-up line

"Are you from Venus? Because baby your ass is out of this world!"

"Your pants are going off."
"YES!"
"No, I mean the cell phone in your pocket is ringing."


Real life story. I ALWAYS say "Your pants are going off" when a phone rings, and I get the coolest ever reactions.

"Hey Baby I got a Itch only you can scratch"
"come home with me PLEASE!!!!! IM SO LONELY!!!"
(JK)

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

quote:

Originally posted by Big Money "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Thats mine...bitch!

"Got any taco's?"
"No."
"Wanna f***?"

quote:

Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Big Money "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Thats mine...bitch! "Got any taco's?" "No." "Wanna f***?"

LOL!

Not really a pick up line...but gotta love strange innuendo.

"Nobody beats our meat!"

And for the pickup line?

"Did it hurt?"
"What hurt"
"when you fell into my life."

"For once Kaname, that actually ISN'T a handgun in my pocket."

"Yes ma'am, I can assure you, I really am standing at attention."

"Hmmm, illness must be setting in, because I'm feeling so hot tonight."

"Yes Kaname, you are correct that I intend to take your panties, but not from off of the clothesline."

"So, what are your special skills?"
*skipping ahead a few lines*
"Uhmmmm, impure sexual relations and..."


And my personal favorite:
"It's a common tactic of terrorism to wait for the target to be alone, so it's my duty to sleep with you tonight."

there's this one girl that always comes in my store who is pretty, but she never shows any emotion or anyhting, i used to bag her groceries every week
i have always wanted to ask her "if i give you a dollar, whould you give me a smile?"

would that count?

if i ever tried to jsut pick up a girl with one line, i'd probably jsut say "wow, you're lovely"

"Are you a farmer? No, because you sure know how to raise a cock"
"Do you have a band-aid? (No why?) Because i scraped my knee falling for you"

quote:

Originally posted by Shaoblane "For once Kaname, that actually ISN'T a handgun in my pocket." "Yes ma'am, I can assure you, I really am standing at attention." "Hmmm, illness must be setting in, because I'm feeling so hot tonight." "Yes Kaname, you are correct that I intend to take your panties, but not from off of the clothesline." "So, what are your special skills?" *skipping ahead a few lines* "Uhmmmm, impure sexual relations and..." And my personal favorite: "It's a common tactic of terrorism to wait for the target to be alone, so it's my duty to sleep with you tonight."

Appears as if someone has been watching a tad too much Full Metal Panic.

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As homophonic as it is, I am going to say "Would you like to come to my place for a time?" for this time around.

"What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Hey I love your "saddle bags"."

"Your looking flashy in that want to come flash me."

"Wanna come fly my plane? I'll give you a "hands on" expierence."

I swear airports are the worst places to get hit up on.....

-Beth

"Can I get YOUR goodies?"

"Do you wanna touch me?"

"Hey baby, you like a stapler and i'm like some paper. Pin me DOWN!"

(that last one was on the spot.)

Unfortunatly, this one is from personal expeiriences:

Guy: "Aw, c'mon, you know you want this!"
Girl: "Hate to break it to ya, but for that line to work, you need a sexy body."
Guy: "You mean like yours?"

(For any males out there who thought that was smooth of him to say, no, it wasn't. His annoyingly cheesy smile ruined it)

quote:

Originally posted by D-Boy "Are you from Venus? Because baby your ass is out of this world!"

LMAO!!!! Another lame one is "You know what would look good on you? Me!"

Sorry if this may sound wrong but here goes and thank you Mr Beck for giving me a Chevy Corvette to do this demostration. *Drives around in 2005 Corvette with automatic top* When I see the ladies this is my plan. Put on shades roll down the window I say hello and drop the top. The ladies watches in amazement, "now I drop my top what about yours"?

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Originally posted by Dark-0 Sorry if this may sound wrong but here goes and thank you Mr Beck for giving me a Chevy Corvette to do this demostration. *Drives around in 2005 Corvette with automatic top* When I see the ladies this is my plan. Put on shades roll down the window I say hello and drop the top. The ladies watches in amazement, "now I drop my top what about yours"?

HA HA!!!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Dark-0 Sorry if this may sound wrong but here goes and thank you Mr Beck for giving me a Chevy Corvette to do this demostration. *Drives around in 2005 Corvette with automatic top* When I see the ladies this is my plan. Put on shades roll down the window I say hello and drop the top. The ladies watches in amazement, "now I drop my top what about yours"?

You'd be happy to know, I nearly choked at that one. LOL.

Fast way to "The EVIL GLARE." LOL

Later,
Pen1300

Here's one that one of my former frat boy roommates used:

"They call me 'Secret,' because I'm strong enough for a man but made for a woman."

Let's also not forget the old cliche:

"What's you're sign?"

And then a yearly favorite of mine to hear for those who want to be really blunt and to the point:

"Nice shoes, wanna f***!"