Worlds worst pick-up line

Shaoblane 09-04-2004 07:41 PM
Or them here! Making up your own is soooooo very encouraged! I can't wait to hear these...
¡SpoonySthingyy! 09-04-2004 08:06 PM
Gawrsh, I wonder where you got this idea?

the worst I've ever heard?

Girl, my love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!

My fave: girl, I love every bone in your body, including mine.
Shaoblane 09-04-2004 09:06 PM
(You know EXACTLY where I got this idea. If I didn't start it, you or Monkey D. Luffy would have. WHOO! Those were some IM's.)

I don't know if this counts, but...

you must be rich cause those look fake! *slap* ow....
¡SpoonySthingyy! 09-04-2004 09:41 PM
Your dad must've been a theif because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes..
evanASF27 09-04-2004 10:21 PM
"I'm blind...and I need to tell if I'm talking to a girl"
Spooky 09-05-2004 01:37 AM
"Is that a mirror in your pocket 'cause I can sure see myself in your pants."

The worst one that's actually been used on ME (as I was loading groceries into the trunk of my car no less...): "Excuse me miss, but are you a model?"

*rotflmao* Priceless.

Latah Wink
Jules: The Token Girl
The Fallen Phoenix 09-05-2004 01:49 AM
As sad as this is going to sound, I'm quite sure that, in this day and age, it's probably considered as such:

I love you.

Disclaimer: I never have, and never would, toss those words around so lightly. But as sad as it sounds...the meaning of those words has been degraded.
Fujiko 09-05-2004 01:51 AM
Excuse me, but are those space pants? Cuz your butt is outta this world!!!

I'm lost, can you take me home with you?

and, one of my favorites...

I lost may number. Can I have yours?
Sixfortyfive 09-05-2004 01:59 AM
I am a millionaire in the dollar store of your beauty.
I would drink your bathwater.

More at (go to Ugoffliments).
M.S. Feather 09-05-2004 02:04 AM
Is that a keg in your back pocket, because I would love to tap that ass!

My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

Baby, I wanna go down to your post office...and lick me some stamps.
Shaoblane 09-06-2004 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Fujiko_Dee
Excuse me, but are those space pants? Cuz your butt is outta this world!!!

Now THAT is terrible!

How about...

Is that a cell phone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Derek once said:
C'mon, Lizard. Come climb on my branch...
Lynnet 09-06-2004 07:04 PM
"Hey, those are nice. What size are they?"

Actually used on a friend of mine... Roll Eyes
Darkside 09-06-2004 07:46 PM
"The word of the day is legs, wanna come tomy house and spread the word?"

Tried this one multiple times, either a slap on the face or....a slap on the face

"Your legs are like books, I can't stop checking them out"

.I've used this one before twice, both on good friends. One of them gave me a sharp slap on the face and the other actually worked! 0.o Pleased
BethMcBeth 09-06-2004 07:50 PM
WHAHAH!! Okay how about this, this is a line someone asked me at the barn while wearing breeches (tight rididng pants) "Hey baby want to go help me in the hay loft? Cause those pants need to be loosen!" Yeah I punched him in the face and my trainer was furious with him and fired him on the spot!! WHAH! ^_^""
Surtur 09-06-2004 09:05 PM
"Hey baby, you ever had your a****** licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

"f*** me if I'm wrong, bu is your name Helga?"

"You smell pretty… wanna smell me?"
COHugh 09-06-2004 10:00 PM
I've never used a one, but here are some I've read online elsewhere:

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

"I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex."

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."

Most Romantic:

"Let's bypass all the bulls*** and just get naked."

"I'm sterile."

"Hi. Are you legal?"

Most Classy:

"Do I know you? (Answer: No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to."
Travis Bickle 09-07-2004 11:06 AM
Excuse me, miss, but have you seen my pants?
K the Wanderer 09-09-2004 05:31 PM
Trotsky told me this one awhile ago.

"Why don't we go back to my place and play Pearl Harbor. I lay down and you blow the s*** outta me."

Yeah, that's one that'll get you beaten to a pulp.
Volt 09-09-2004 06:18 PM
Heh. My friend (4 years my senior) has been telling me a bunch of pick up lines lately (beware: bad content. read at your own risk.)
"My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute."
"If you left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?"
"If you were a tree and I was a squirrell, would you let me put my nut in your hole?"
Yeah. He's sorta sick, yet funny.
Prons 09-09-2004 07:15 PM
"Excuse me, I was on the other side of the room and I couldn't help but notice how pretty you are, so I just had to come over and introduce myself".