Things You Can't Picture Big O Characters Doing

Roger and Dorothy surrounded by guards - about ready to be done in - when suddenly Roger gets down on the ground and draws a transmutation circle (as seen in Fullmetal Alchemist - manga or anime)

Roger: BLAST! It's not working!

Dorothy: You idiot, your a Negotiator! Use your advanced vocabulary skills and pronunciation to beat them.

Roger: . . . so anyway, I walked into this bar and ...

(in the meanwhile, the guards are getting slowly closer)

Roger: . . . and you wouldn't have believed the look on Dorothy's face . . .!

Dorothy: . . .

Roger: Yeah like that!

(The Guards have completely blocked our view of Roger and Dorothy - the screen blanks out)

AND ALSO:

Angel doing the "robot" dance in front of Dorothy; Dorothy responds:

Dorothy: Woman, that is just racist - and also stereotypically against my people.

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- Dorothy and Angel having an all-girls sleep over at Roger's manison. Complete with pillow fights, gossip, and practicing kissing ritual. Since its girls only, Roger, Alex, Alan, Beck, and Vera aren't invited.

Huh ... Alan's not a girl ...?

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Big O ordering chinese. (And if you extend the thought, you get a cool picture of Big O with a big paper chinese takeaway box and chopsticks the size of lamp posts.)

And if you extend the thought even further, you begin to think about how Big O will react when he realizes that the fortune cookie doesn't tell the future - it just dispenses 'good' advice.

Big O: Now that is false advertising. (smashes chinese restruant) - how unsurprising that Beck is the owner.

hmm...

-Alex Rosewater sending all of his employees Heaven's Day cards.

-Gordon Rosewater hugging or acknowledging his son and taking him to therapy

-Dorothy crashing due to a BSoD and being reset in safe mode.

Dorothy and Roger waking up in the same bed and kissing each other's cheek, and then Norman and Angel waking up in the same bed and kissing each other's cheek.

Don't ask me how they got in the same beds.

mm...

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-Alex Rosewater sending all of his employees Heaven's Day cards.

Card: Happy Hannakah - Thanks for all your good work, standing around looking like your useful when your not and all that. I really appreciate it random employee #11

Employee #11: ... so what's hannakah?

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Gordon Rosewater hugging or acknowledging his son and taking him to therapy

Freudian psychologist: Your robot fixation obviously stems from your sexual desires for your mother. It is the kind of big man you wished you could be for her when you were a toddler.

Alex: ... what ...???!!!! I don't even have a mother ...

Freudian psychologist: You tried to burn your father in a dome because you were jealous of his relationship with your mother.

Alex: Now, I was under a lot of stress right then ... I don't really think what your saying has any value or meaning in my life.

Freudian psychologist: The only person you really love is yourself.

Alex: ... yes ... I see what you mean now ...

[quote]Originally posted by ScionofDestiny
Dorothy and Roger waking up in the same bed and kissing each other's cheek, and then Norman and Angel waking up in the same bed and kissing each other's cheek. [quote]

I think I know how. lets just hope there was no aclohal invouled.

Big O walking down to the Speakeasy for happy hour. His beverage? A tanker truck of lager.

Dorothy wanting to be friends with Angel
Norman joining a biker gang
Angel not saying something that makes you think what the hell!
Roger doing house chores
Dorothy not wearing a dress
Roger wearing pink
Alan Gabreil not dating a man
Alex not being pompous
Gordon admeting he's crazy

Sorry for the double post.
Dorothy playing somthing other than run down to wake Roger up.
Roger buying an alarm clock
Norman being the punk-god help us if that happens.
Roger deciding he never wants to wear black again.

- Roger sliding down the O Pole into the O Cave and then getting into Big O.

- Norman going through a pre-launch check list, saying "Atomic batteries to power; turbines to speed."

Norman burning the roast.

Alan moving to Toyoko to go to prep school while one night he finds a cute blonde next to a dumpster. Takes her home and wonders where is the on switch. Only to find out that she only says Chi! Roger running a bakery shop.

NNNNOOOOO!!!!!
Every one of the cast members wearing pink>.<
Dorothy fist fighting Yugi.

Roger with out his rebellious hair, and going bald.....

Alex walking outside and saying hi to normal homeless people...
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Shwarzwald regreting what he's doing

Roger walking in and saying DYNO-MITE!

R. Dorothy getting "the look."

Oh wait...nevermind.

Alex telling his dad that he is gay....

Dastun actually doing something semi-useful beyond standing aroung angsting over Megadeuses.

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Originally posted by SEELE 08 Alex telling his dad that he is gay....

Actually, come to think of it in a very loose way, this kind of did happen in Act 26. Alex was stringing a lil' somethin'-somethin' about puppets and yelling to his dad that he's "going to prove it!".

Anyway, Roger heading out into the mist leaving Dorothy and then telling her as he leaves that he doesn't give a damn what she does. Dorothy then declares to herself that she'll get Roger, because after all, "Tomorrow is another Reset!".
Peace.

I thought the gay Alex thing happened when he hugged his dad.

Roger loosing his mind.

Angel and Dorothy getting into a catfight. And, Roger acting nuts putting his tounge out at everyone and making Dorothy go in his bedroom with him.(and come out 3 hours later)

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Originally posted by Shadow dorothy I thought the gay Alex thing happened when he hugged his dad.

Oh is that again 'gay'? That's his father and that's his son. He just wanted to be acknowledged by Gordon and to impress him with what he's trying to accomplish as far as Paradigm City goes.

Anyway, first thing that came to mind; if you've seen it, you know that one scene early in the movie in "A Clockwork Orange"(one of my favorite films) where Alex and his crew break into a house, beat up a writer, then go on to rape and then kill his wife?

Yeah, having either Roger or Dastun do that. Sorry if that was a bit too graphic with all that ultraviolence, my little droogies.
Peace.