Things You Can't Picture Big O Characters Doing

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Originally posted by evanASF27 I haven't read all the posts yet but for god's sake this is THE funniest yet ^_^ quote: Schwarzwald: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, I'm a flying megadeus!" *runz around with arms extended* *random safe falls on him* LMAO!

For some reason, that is very very funny!

I've been watching looney tunes too much >_<

Dorothy and a razor. An electric one.

"Roger! Roger! The buzzing thingy bit me!"

o.O;;
...err...right >,<

Roger- Having a mystery client who claims to be Vash the Stampede...(and accept the case O_O;; Btw...I feel bad for the Negtiator who Vash REALLY hired)

At least the mystery clients not someone like Barney or Martha Stewart.

Martha "I need to hire you do to a negotiation."
Roger "How can I help you?"
MArtha "I need Barney working for me."
Roger "But...your Marta Stewart?"
Martha "He must be made into a wreath immediately."
Roger "NORMAN! DOROTHY! FIRE NOW!"
Dorothy "Make this into a wreath, evil human woman."


K not very funny. Spur of the moment.

R. Dorthy becomes Bender's new love slave

Roger has a hangover

Instro takes up the guitar

Norman relaxes on a La-Z-Boy recliner

Big O with a affixed logo that says: "Intel inside"

Griffon with a bumper sticker that says: I brake for tomatoes

Angel wearing last year's fashions

R. Dorthy wearing Jennifer Lopez's infamous green v-neck dress

R. Dorthy becomes the Borg queen

R. Dorthy seduces Roger Smith and says: "resistance is futile"

Bit O makes miscuits

Big O in an apron

Dorothy with a brass instrument

Dorothy whining about upgrades

Dorothy with a 'made in japan' tattoo somewhere.

Roger- Wearing any color other than black, gray, or white
Dorothy- Needing a new version of windows
Big O- operating on Linux
Norman- yelling at Roger for never being on time for dinner
Dastun- not being stressed out of his mind
Angel- not being ready to seduce some poor man (wait a sec...did I say poor? I meant lucky!)
Rosewater- dunno...forgot what I was gonna say...something involving Alan Gabriel and tomatoes though...

Dorothy reading Harry Potter

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Dorothy reading Harry Potter

OH! That give me a great idea for a Harry Potter spoof...how's this sound?

Roger Smith and the Megadeus's Watch

It's the madcap adventures of Roger Smith, the only person who ever survived an attack from Alex Rosewater (aka Paradigm Lord), and his friends Dan Dastun (take off on Ron) and Dorothy Wayneright (take off on Hermione). they do all sorts of junk and cast magic spells and summon Megadeus's and that crap...I dunno, now it just sounds stupid...

You played the drinking game to much, didn't you?

Roger farting into a long tube, then sticking one end of the tube into Norman's face and blowing on the other end.

Big O with a bumper sticker reading 'Kiss my pistons'.

The Griffon painted purple with green stripes.

(BTW - Roger did get a hangover in my fanfic 'The Blossoming Rose' which I sent in two weeks ago.)

Roger NOT smirking at some point. (I think the world would end.)

Roger going to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. (Live the program, Roger! One day at a time!)
Dorothy getting a virus which results in her stuttering and doing impressions of the rest of the characters. (See 'Queeg' episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer's Hologram Simulation Suite got damaged.)

Big O making cute squeaky sounds whenver he walks. (See the Slayers OVA with the fight of the golums - Piko-Piko Lina-Chan!)

Super-deformed Angel and Alan Gabriel.

Hmm good point....bumper sticker

I also wouldnt imagine a "Bite my shiny metal a**" bumper sticker on Big O's rear end as he walks into the horizon lol

You know...thinking on this...none of us are posting things that we can't picture Big O characters doing. Because to come up with these crazy we have to be able to see the characters doing it. Thusly we cannot trully post anything that we can't see Big O characters doing.

-That was the Philosophy bite of the day

Roger- doing anything social
Dorothy- not trying to get Roger to go for her every episode (just keep on watching, you'll see her tryng to do it...)
Norman- telling Roger to fix his own *Beep*-ing dinner
Angel- Not trying to get Roger to go after her
Dastun- no exposed vein
Schwarzwald- wearing a 'I (heart) Paradigm' shirt
Beck- actually having fashion sense
Rosewater- not acting all wierd and mysterious
Alan Gabriel- not dressing like Michal Jackson

:Roger hands Schwartz his 1 zillion $ check:

Schwartz: hm...HMMMM... What a joke, I will never accept this corrupt city's attempt to save itself,especially from some Paradigm Lapdog!
Roger:...When you say that...you usually give the money back...
Schwartz: ...BIGDUOITSSHOWTIME! (jumps out window)

And to The Big Omega how about this then ?

(Roger to dorothy)
R:HEY DOTTY ME DRINKY SODA TILL TOOTH DECAY W00T W00T! I LOVE AOL MEGA SEXY!
0.o

(on the screen that says ye not guity)
"Cast in the name of microsoft... ye program has commited an illigal operation... "

Dorothy: disk defaging...

Beck as a super sajin(dbz thingy transformation)

Roger as super sajin 3(no eye brows)

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Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by evanASF27 I haven't read all the posts yet but for god's sake this is THE funniest yet ^_^ quote: Schwarzwald: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, I'm a flying megadeus!" *runz around with arms extended* *random safe falls on him* LMAO! For some reason, that is very very funny!

Thank you both very much. I can be funny if I actually feel like it. Which is rare... I'll try to be funny now, but I have an odd feeling I'll just be stupid.

Roger: pops in a weird all music video in his vcr, gets up, and starts singing and dancing 'Fat'

Schwarzwald: "Finally *cough*, though this horrible *cough* town has kept me ocupied, I have finally completed my *cough* masterpiece!" *view pans to show him standing among a mini Paradigm City with Big Duo standing on top of a building. The entire model is made out of cigarette butts*
*suddenly, wall caves in and the model is complete destroyed*
Schwarz: "NOOOOOO!"
Roger in Big O: "Alright Schwarzwald, what are you up to this time?!"
Schwarz: "YOU STUPID PARADIGM LAPDOG!!! I'LL KILL YOU!" *in his anger, he falls out of the building and crashes to the ground on his head*
"Owww.. Hey, my conehead bandages save me! YES! Now to kill that Roger Smith.." *suddenly gets smashed by Big O's foot*
Roger: "Now, where'd he go?"

Dorothy: At a coffee shop, wires hooked into her headband thing, moving her hand in middair like a cursor on a computer.

Big O: All screens and monitors suddenly flash and turn into blue screens of death.
Norman: "That'll sure scare Master Roger into coming home on time."

Dastun: walks out into the street, and looks around. "Hey!" he says as he sees a floating twinkie in the distance. He runs toward it, only to realize its Big O with Beck Victory Deluxe's head in its hand. Big O drops the head, which lands on and smashes Dastun. As Big O leaves, Dastun somehow gets up and begins to strangle Beck.
"Where's the cream filling d*mn*t, WHERE?!?!?!"

Dorothy deleting the cookies in the kitchen. (Eating them. Computer joke, no? Hehehehehe........no ones lauging)

Roger running into the balcony door because Norman cleaned it to well.

Angel considering yellow

The Big O scraping gum off of the bottom of its foot.

The Big O flicking the gum.

Norman staring hard a carton of Orange juice

Roger washing his own damn car

Dorothy repairing Rogers car

Norman driving Rogers car

Angel hiding in the trunk of Rogers car with really aged alchohal.

Roger taking the Big O in for it's 3000 mile oil change.