Things You Can't Picture Big O Characters Doing

Rosewater: shopping at pottery barn signing books about his life on saturday at 3pm eastern time...*cough*

Roger: defining to us what the sexual meaning of big o is...

Dorothy: wearing bell bottoms and playing a guitar really really fast..

Norman: playing the piano really really fast and waking up roger...

Schwarzwald: PRETENDING TO FLY?!?!? GAHH I MUST BUY THE DVDS!!!!

Roger: Being forced to repeat the 4th grade
Dorothy: Trying to swim
Norman: Meating another Norman, they would just stare at each other all day
Alex Rosewater: Drinking a beer, instead of wine
Alan: Working as a fast-food cashier (See below)
Gorden Rosewater: Eating a fruit
Dastun: Piloting a megadues
Big O: Playing Cards with the other Bigs at a giant poker table

Alan's Day as a Fast-food cashier-

*Alan's working the cashier at McRosewater's and a guy walks up to the counter*

Man 1: Hey buddy, I ordered a plain Big Fau (Big Mac spin-off), the one you gave me has tamato's on it!

Alan: *Smiles* Would you like to order another one, I can ask them to make that one plain for you...

Man 1: No! I want you to refund this one and give me a new one plain!

Alan: *Frowns* I can't do that sir...

Man 1: You'd better!

Alan: *Jumps on man, puts his sword-like finger against his throat* You want to make somthing of it?

Man 2: Hey, you can't attack your customers like that! Get the manager out here!

Manager: Alan what the hell are you doing! He's a paying customer!

Alan: Next time you may not be so lucky... *Hand claw shoots through roof, and he lifts himself out of the restuarant*

Dorothy: Abrutly activated from her sleep mode by Roger playing the accordian while Norman dances an Irish jig.

Dastun: *watches Rush Hour* "Hah, hoo! What is, he good for, absolutely NOTHIN'! While walking down the hallyway at the MP building."

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Alan: *gets dumped with water* I'M MELTING! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *turns into pile of clothing and liquidy flesh*
Camera crew guy 1: "wow, he really was a witch"
Camera crew guy 2: "think we can get that other guy to fill in for him?"
Camera crew guy 1: "david copperfield?"
Camera crew guy 2: "no, george clooney. he's the only guy who'd be willing to put on a crazy suit and take on people more powerful than him"
Camera crew guy 1: "but batman always wins"
Camera crew guy 2: "so batman will have his @$$ kicked by Big O, it'll be great! we can make a movie out of this!"
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Roger: going door to door during the holiday season to sing carols

Schwarzwald: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, I'm a flying megadeus!" *runz around with arms extended*
*random safe falls on him*

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Alex: "So what do you have for me today?"
Big Ear: "Apparantly, that negotiater seems to be catching up to you."
Alex: "I'll leave you an extra 20 if u lead him in the wrong direction."
Big Ear: "I'm not cheap you know, Mr. Chief Executive. To mislead a customer is an expensive thing. 2 extra 20s."
Alex: "ARE YOU MAD?! NOT EVEN I'M THAT RICH!"
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Norman: "Ooh, eeh, ooh ah ah, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang.."

Angel: "Hello, my name is Angel, and I'm, I'm, I'm really, really hot." *support group of really hot chicks clap*

Okay, that all must've sucked...

Dorthy appreciating toilet humor

Roger untucks his shirt while on the job

Angel associating with bums outside the dome

R. Dorthy wearing a Robin uniform

Angel wears a shirt that says "naughty angel"

Beck and Roger see Angel in above shirt and say in unison: "Me Likey!"

Fujiko and Angel have a creamed corn wrestling match

Roger and Lupin the III hang out just watching girls

Norman throws a party while Roger saves Paradigm

R. Dorthy admits who she is in love with -R. Instro (Women love a skilled pianist )

"Roger guest stars on FLCL" Woah Shaoblane you read my mind! I actually rped a crossover between Big O and FLCL once... it was actually pretty good. It's less unbelievable than you'd think.

Roger: comming out of the closet

Norman: stop being cool

Beck: ... i cant imagin Beck not doing any thing... he seems to be weird like that hummm

Beck turning into a Woody Allen character - neurotic and obsessed about his lack of sex.

Dorothy looking to update her systems at a microsoft convention....she SHOULD be going to linux world

Well if you gave woody allen a gun, i think beck would kinda be like that. Humm....No no, woody allen wouldent laugh like a moron and shoot a guy in the head. so bravo you found a way bec wouldent act like.

i got another one!
Roger and Dorothy in a ballet! and norman is guiding the music as if he was betoven! (laughs soo hard that i fell out of my chair just now, ow)

Dorothy comes up to Roger at the dinner table and says.....


"Andriod needs food badly!!!!!"

No way!!!
Norman on a sugar high is where it's at!!!

OK heres one.

Roger trying to thread a needle.

Roger holding a kitty saying 'how do ya turn it off'


OK thats enough and I'm not going to let my brain take over.

ok heres one i cant picture... (refer to ALL the big omegas humorus fanfics)
roger sneaking up on dorothy in bed...

oh wait... yes i can...

EDit: guess where i got this from...ehmehme *couflgh clcough*

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The one about switching the cat off is priceless!!

How about Angel in one of those pseudo-19th century dresses and moaning about needing a hero to save her because she is so helpless and weak and she is only a beautiful maiden. (I doubt she was ever a maiden.)

Norman getting fed up with Roger always messing up Big O and replacing him with Big Butler!

Please don't hurt me FallenPheonix.

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser The one about switching the cat off is priceless!!

Hey thanks! OK. Roger trying to do math on paper. Or, Roger watching football. How about Norman with a mallet.

Here's one.

Roger tells Dorothy to do all her laundry. She comes in wearing nothing but a towel and her shoes.
"Im finished. Perhaps you have some laundry?

Lizard: "Roger watching football."

Watching football, drinking generic beer out of a can, clad in boxers and white under-tank and socks, two days of regrowth on his face, and yelling back into the kitchen, "DOTTY - GOT THE BEAN DIP READY??"

*falling out of chair laughing* (Gosh, I'm easily amused tonight.)

Gah! Bad mental picture!!!

Dorothy in her white apron, hands on hips, practically growling.

A note on fridge

Roger.
Quit.
Had it.
By the way, Big-O only takes premium

-Norman

P.S. No matter what you think, the egg salad in the fridge is not in any way poisined or spiked.

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser Lizard: "Roger watching football." Watching football, drinking generic beer out of a can, clad in boxers and white under-tank and socks, two days of regrowth on his face, and yelling back into the kitchen, "DOTTY - GOT THE BEAN DIP READY??" *falling out of chair laughing* (Gosh, I'm easily amused tonight.)

Oooh ooh! Not with a beer can, but a beer hat! With two beers on each side, and a straw in his mouth!

Roger and Dorothy: Cosplaying as:
Kenshin and Kauro
Tenchi and Ayeka
Inuyasha and Kagome

Big O: Trying to grab something off its back

Norman: licking the cheese off the paper from a cheeseburger

Dorothy: bikini

Roger: Dumbfounded that some random Paradigm citizen doesn't know what the black megadeus is, and imitaing the piston arms and Chromebuster attacks trying to jog the person's memory.

I haven't read all the posts yet but for god's sake this is THE funniest yet ^_^

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Schwarzwald: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer, I'm a flying megadeus!" *runz around with arms extended* *random safe falls on him*

LMAO!