Things You Can't Picture Big O Characters Doing

Oh, please, that was part of the 'can't see them doing it' bit. ^_^

Another -

Norman: Master Roger, I'm pregnant.

Roger Smith- Making it home in time for Dinner

Norman- Tap Dancing

Dorothy- Singing Rap Music

Schwarzwald- Becoming a psychiatrist

-sigh- Just not born to be a comedian....just born to be spoiled rotten and filthy rich.

This topic just popped into my head, figured today could go for some comedy, I guess....

Some of them are so critically funny they make me laugh like Beck did in episode 9. Scares my friends a lot.

That was good, l loled.

I gots one,*Suitable For My Taste In Humor Alert* IE sht00pids

-Renaction end of act 2-
:dorothy goes up to roger with breakfast:
Roger:NORMAN!!!! whats this hoe doing over here?Put it away NOW!
Norman:Terribly sorry master Roger.(Takes it and puts it in garden shed)
o.0

(btw,would't master smith be more proper?)

I must say Lupin that was (disturbingly) funny

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser Oh, please, that was part of the 'can't see them doing it' bit. ^_^ Another - Norman: Master Roger, I'm pregnant.

lol that gave me a good laugh.....


Norman: Dorothy...please clean up after your own damn messes...I'm going out to a night club...tell Master Roger his dinner is in the freezer

Heh....I can picture that in my mind. I can just hear Roger saying that in that tone of voice. Too good.

I ment Lupin's post. >_<

God, I really can't picture Norman saying 'damn,' let alone going to a nightclub.

Apologies for going ot, but this is history,and I'm bored and sleep sux

BIG JOKE! BIG JOKE! BIG JOKE! BIG JOOOKE!
-The Original-

"How funny would it be if..well,could you imagine, I'm sitting, viewing the forums eating cheese-puffs. I get the cheese all over my mouse! So what do I do? I call in Beck on his knees and he licks the cheese off! Whooo!!!!!"

-2nd revision-

Just replace cheese with poo...and mouse with toilet...LoL

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Originally posted by Unibasu God, I really can't picture Norman saying 'damn,'

Yeah, and if he did, I can only think of him saying it really slowly and over-pronounced. Like "[ pause ] Daah-meh [ pause ]."

Let's see...

Roger taking early morning jogs... you know... sweatsuit, sweatband, water-bottle, and all that jazz. Then he could pull out his watch-thing and say, "Yo, Norman, what was my time on that lap!?"

And... Dorothy doing a jig, dancing to a polka, or discoing. Scary stuff...

Ummm, Roger wearing white??
uhhhhhhh........Beck wearing sliver???
bad.....bad...ummm...crap....can't think of anymore...not that they were good to start out with

Schwarzwald: I'm tired of searching for the truth.

Alan Gabriel: Hey guys, I'm not anerexic anymore!

I can't picture Roger Smith getting style tips from Disco Stu

Beck ditches gold for Platinum

R. Dorthy actually seduces Roger with a cabaret act.

Schwarzwald gets a enny Jones makeover

Big Ear becoming a compulsive gambler

Dastun gets a toupee

Norman becomes the butler on "Joe Millionaire 2"

R. Instro becomes a turntable dj

Big O is actually an actor who plays the part of the tin man in "The Wizard of Oz"

Roger turns nazi

So sleepy,you do better

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Originally posted by Unibasu Roger- Performing at a heavy metal concert

LOL

I am glad I read through this post, 'cause That's what I was going to say.

THIS is a 90 post post.Happy Day..uh-oh,better make this worthwhile,um.

Roger donates his wealth to the poor (Heartless Bastard!)
Or
Roger gives Dorothy driving lessons...and she hits someone...probably Norman

ok

Beck- having a fist fight with lupin the 3rd... over lupin suit is better... the green or red...

roger: having a nice conversation with bill cosby

dorothy: watching gundam

norman: fighting big duo in big butler

schwarzwald: becomeing a school counsuler

rosewater: not smirking

angel: becomeing homosexual

Big ear... in the twighlight zone...(that funky((good)) theme)

alen gabrial: at a birthday party

Actually I can picture Allen Gabriel at a birthday party he is dressed perfectly to play the clown.

Angel joins a nudist colony

R. Dorthy and R. Instro become R. Bonnie & R. Clyde

Roger gets an analog wristwatch

Norman becomes the leader of a militia

Gordon Rosewater starts cloning sheep

Roger gets married

R. Dorthy having children

The Griffon gets turned into a lowrider

Roger's paintings actually sell

Hmmm. Let's see.

Roger: Getting out of bed, kicking Dorothy off the piano (without breaking his foot) and dancing on the bench.

Norman: Watching Toonami intently and then mimicking a Kame Hame Ha Wave.

Dorothy: Gossiping with Angel.

Angel: Asking for fashion tips from Roger.

Dastun: Firing a volley of missiles at Big O and then cheering as it falls/screaming as he's squished by a giant foot by a pissed off Roger.

Alex: Playing catch with his ol' man.

Gordon: Running near a group of schoolgirls, throwing tomatos at them, then running away laughing.

Alan: Singing "See My Vest" (previously sung my a Mr. C. Montgumary Burns)

Big O: Dancing with Dorothy 1's inoperative body.

Dorothy & Angel: Getting into a slapping fight.

I can't think of anything else right now..

Alan-- kidnapping Norman to give his hand a tune up =P