Hi!!

Welcome! As a dome warming gift, here is Marcus Tullius Cicero's De Amicitia. Enjoy!

Greetings, lovetolive. I am Alana Gabriel, unofficial spokeswoman for the Alanite party. For long cycles, Paradigm City has fallen prey to the rampages of the Black Megadues and it's megalomaniac Dominus Roger Smith. With the Alanites in charge, no longer will you have to live in fear of your apartment sinking into the street. With the Alanites in charge, no longer will you live in fear of falling manhole covers. And with the Alanite party in charge, you will no longer live in fear of android women and black haired men and their obsessed fanbase. Anyways. Welcome to Paradigm, and vote Alan '04. Because insanity is quality.

Hello and welcome to the forums! My name is Mattimeo. I hope u have fun here.
I just came back from vacation and I have too much seafood. So I opened my own fish stand on the docks of paradigm city. I shall give u fish.
Yes tons of fish.
Do u like lobster? Here’s some.
Do u like snowcrabs? Here’s some of them too. )
I will also give a 50 dollar joes crab shack certificate.
I’ll also add oysters and clams.
I hope ur stay at PCF is fun.
*throws buckets of shells*
U can even start ur own shell collection today!
Cheers!
Mattimeo

Hello and welcome to Paradigm City forums! The land of fans of this wonderful anime! *Throws confetti into the air and gives a mega sized hersheys bar to lovetoolive.* Try not annoy to many people, and save the rainforests.