The All-Purpose "M. Night Shyamalan Can't Write Movies (and/or Act in Them)" thread

Capt. Quekolis 01-04-2007 08:18 PM
All of his movies were alright except for lady in the water I just thought that one sucked and apparently other people thought so also.
Sharpshooter005 01-07-2007 09:41 AM
Eventually I need to rent lady in the water and see just HOW awful it was.

Keep in mind though I didn't really have a problem with the village (I also think I was either told or stumbled over the ending before seeing it) so who knows.
Nine Kuze 01-07-2007 03:58 PM
I did the same thing with Gigli back in '03. The Village was decent (could have worse, could have been Signs II or some noise like that), just the whole monster gimmick was hysterical to me. From the first time they show the monster, til the end of the movie, I couldn't stop laughing.

Also Sharpie, I have a feeling you will love the critic.
Larry99 01-07-2007 04:44 PM
I know most people didn't like it but "Lady in the Water" was pretty good. It was more like watching a book. I watched it not because it looked scary but because it looking intresting. Yea, it was more intresting movie than anything else.
Hollow XXVI 01-10-2007 05:47 PM
Village pisses me off since I made a character that looks A LOT like the Village "monster".

I...had the same idea as Shyamalan. I want to kill myself.
Volt 01-10-2007 10:02 PM
What a twist!

...Carry on.
Generalissimo D 01-10-2007 10:14 PM
Hey, I just had a great idea. That truck is going to be your father.