The Paradigm Confessional Thread

I feel very smart right now. ^_^

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My friend Ariel has just informed me that she's pregnant...with twins. So I says "Are you using birth control?" she says "We used a condom." I feel so intellegent right now. I only know two people on birth control. Me, and Jenni.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane I feel very smart right now. ^_^ spoiler (highlight to read): My friend Ariel has just informed me that she's pregnant...with twins. So I says "Are you using birth control?" she says "We used a condom." I feel so intellegent right now. I only know two people on birth control. Me, and Jenni.

Is your friend Ariel the same age as you? Just wondering...

Yeah, condoms aren't 100% effective. There are a million things that can go wrong with using one...

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Originally posted by Cerpin Taxt quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane I feel very smart right now. ^_^ spoiler (highlight to read): My friend Ariel has just informed me that she's pregnant...with twins. So I says "Are you using birth control?" she says "We used a condom." I feel so intellegent right now. I only know two people on birth control. Me, and Jenni. Is your friend Ariel the same age as you? Just wondering... Yeah, condoms aren't 100% effective. There are a million things that can go wrong with using one...

She's 19, dropout, but the good news is, she's engaged and living with the guy. (Hopefully, oh dear god, I hope he is the one and it lasts a very long time.) If she ever came to me in need of a place for three I would take her in, and I get the feeling it's going to happen but dear lord, I'm sure none of us want it too.



Ya know, abstinance is only 97% effective.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane spoiler (highlight to read): I kill off every thread I post in, no matter how new it is. Not intentionally, but it's depressing.

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I have to disagree, we all do it sometimes..., well, i most likely spam more than the canned meat. maybe it's just paranoia?

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I confess that I haven't worked out in three weeks. Such is because of a suspicious bump in my lower abdomen suddenly appearing; I'm having it examined soon.

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Asthma attacks are utterly miserable.

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Originally posted by Fujiko spoiler (highlight to read): I like Spongebob.

I watched the movie three days ago...is that something I should be ashamed of?

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Originally posted by Avenir spoiler (highlight to read): I haven't worked out in three weeks because of a suspicious bump in my lower abdomen suddenly appearing. I'm having it examined soon. spoiler (highlight to read): Asthma attacks are miserable.

Awww. *hugs Avenir*
I hope it turns out to be nothing...the whole thing sounds kind of scary actually.

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I went shopping last week and had to pick up a few pairs of underwear. But all I could find were these multicolored sets. What the hell ever happened to plain white cotton bikini-cut ones? I refuse to wear pink and purple panties!! Bastard colors they are! Apparently Hanes can't have it Her Way. >.<

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Originally posted by M.S._Feather spoiler (highlight to read): I went shopping last week and had to pick up a few pairs of underwear. But all I could find were these multicolored sets. What the hell ever happened to plain white cotton bikini-cut ones? I refuse to wear pink and purple panties!! Bastard colors they are! Apparently Hanes can't have it Her Way. >.<

Well it's not like anyone is going to see them right? So does it really matter?

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Originally posted by Wingnut Well it's not like anyone is going to see them right? So does it really matter?

Heh, of course not. I don't plan on prancing around in them for the world to see. But I'd know what they look like and it would bother me.

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Originally posted by BethMcBeth spoiler (highlight to read): Iam so sick and tired of being sick and I hate doctors granted they do their job and what not and we need them Iam just sick of it, and why do they have to keep taking my blood? ...losers... -_-'

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Welcome to the club Beth, I'm so stuck up with a bad cold that I feel like my head is going to blow. But do I get time of school to avoid infecting everyone else? No! Not even during exam week for crying out loud! I'm sneezing so hard I could stick a pellet up my nose and use it as cannonfire! My throat feels like someone transplanted a dragon's larynx in whilst I slept! I hate doctors, they always seem to know exactly what's going on inside you with just a moments glance. Not with me though, no, I'm either too unbelievable to leave (I've got a gall stone right now and I'm neither old nor female ) or their treatments are just nonfunctional on me, bacteria hasn't laid a finger on me in almost 15 years! (Anyone who checks my profile will notice I'm almost 15, btw)

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Meanwhile, my D&D group is having troubles. Half the members have legged it, either finding it too complicated or boring. Boring! How on earth they find sneaking into tombs and rescuing time-frozen half-dragons boring I'll never know. I put so much work into these adventures and they find them boring. But I digress, some of them are also complaining about the apititude of the party's Monk, who has managed to reach Level 9 while everyone is pretty rooted at Level 3. So, it looks like I've got a lot of negotiating to do myself, Roger would be nice about now

Oh, I love when people do that. Especially when it's like the 4th car back and the light ISN'T EVEN GREEN YET.

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I'm kinda giving up on that girl, I haven't talked to her in more than 2 weeks. I might just figure out which house is hers and just show up.

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Originally posted by Avenir spoiler (highlight to read): I experienced an episode of road rage Friday evening. While out with my dad in my truck awaiting a green light at a bustling intersection, a large older woman in a Chevrolet Trailblazer SUV stopped to the rear of us. No more than a second after the light turned green and I began to let my foot off the brake, she slammed on her horn several times and I noticed her shaking her fist at us. I vociferated "Oh, shut up," thrust my right fist towards the back of my truck, and shot her the finger; fortunately for me, my dad did not witness this but asked that I calm down and not "shake my fist." I agitatedly slammed on the accelerator and sped off. At the next red light, she sped by glowering at me and gave an evil eye; I laughed.

Nothing wrong with a little road rage. I feel that when i begin to drive I'll probably be the queen of it all....b/c some people really suck, or really suck and think they don't.

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Originally posted by M.S._Feather I watched the movie three days ago...is that something I should be ashamed of?

Not really. I liked it too.

*bump*

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Ok. I've been feeling more and more spaced out lately. It's dangerous for me to be in the supermarket since my thoughts take over. Also I've been more distracted than usual. Not to mention my repressed anger makes me flare out at my brothers. I guess its expected. My life was warped during 2003-2004. Seriously warped. The person you see here is not the same it was in 2002. Before that, I've become somewhat immune to the teasings I get( I was fat. Not denying it. But then again I qualified to be in the SPARTAN project due to my heigh in comparison to the rest of the student body.). Then I found out I had diabetes. 9/11 actually. So I am not forgetting that anytime soon. Then my 7th grade year came. The teasings became painful. I got sprayed with water and had debris thrown at me. My personality sort of shattered and reformed. Then my 8th grade year I became outgoing(all the while seeking physical revenge on those who tormented me) and eventually did a 180 on my social status. Then I moved, but first we stopped in Mexico to visit my dad's family. There I had quite the shock and cried for the first time in over a year. My mom and I were driving to some place for some errand I dont recall and we started discussing the future. My lovely father cheated on my mom before I was born. Twas not that big a deal. I have a half-sister. Meh. Then in this trip I found out I have 2 additional sisters. We discussed that she might eventually leave him soon, and how I will have to help her. I told her "I dont need this sh** anymore. I'm f***ing sick of this." The tempers have gone down since then, but still. He is an a-hole. He rants for no reason. In a fit of rage and desperation I came between them once when they were arguing because my mom didnt know how to measure something. And then we sort of took a break from each other. For 1 week I didn't talk to him. Then we went back to the norm, calmer than ever. But much to my chagrin, he's reverting back. I know its up to me. Its always goddamn up to me. If it wasnt for me, life for 3 completely different people would have been much different. My mom, my dad, and this one girl in my biology class who's brother was killed. The latter is a case that recently dawned on me. If I only let her borrow my geometry book, she would have probably gone home instead of going out for a haircut while her brother, at home, was shot in the back of the head. I am very sorry if this seems too much..but I need to let this out before I add another D to the D-Boy list.

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D, welcome to yet another of my clubs. I'm something of a semi-psionic, I can see things coming much easier than most people. It's probably from my vast difference in intelligence compared to most people around here (If we look at D&D stats, I've an Intelligence of 14 while most other people here are about 9-11 ), but mostly I just have an uncanny form of precognition. I've saved at least 4 different people around here from almost certain death, to no acknowledgement at all which leaves me with the most likely cause for the Overlord Tim side of my tormented psyche. My advice is to simply forget about it, human life is way too short to worry about the walking tufts of rectal pubic hair that seem to be in far greater numbers than those of a much higher altitude

Meanwhile,

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I have a 'supposedly' major piece of coursework due (over-due, in fact, due to a computer virus ) for my Citizenship class. The major problem is that my teacher for Citizenship is also my teacher for RE (Being an Atheist, this is a major problem). I really don't see how a specific grade in Citizenship (Which is something you get from the Government, not a lousy secondary school) is going to help me in life. As long as my future employers know that I've done Work Experience it really doesn't matter! But no, for some extremely incomprehensible reason it counts for more than half my total mark! This is really a time when I could use a Vengeful Gaze of God spell