The Paradigm Confessional Thread

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Originally posted by Hanyou spoiler (highlight to read): On a lighter note, however, I often sleep naked. Yes, I sleep naked while holding a pillow. Go ahead and shoot me.

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Heh, i do that pretty often, though only in the summer, in the winter its way to cold

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Originally posted by Hanyou spoiler (highlight to read): As mentioned earlier I despise nothing more than the mistreatment of women. Many girls hate me for the fact that I’m a bit obsessed with chivalry; but frankly I always feel the need to hold the door open for any female that crosses my path (unless I’m on a date, of course XP).

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Amen, brother! I am the same way. And yes, I have been dissed by girls (some women too) because of it.

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Originally posted by Hanyou spoiler (highlight to read): I’m an extremely conservative fundamentalist Christian. I’m not as much of a “morally loose” person as most of my online friends think. I try not to be too uptight, but I don’t believe in looking at pornography (for example). That’s just me; however, I’m always in the mood for a very very crude joke.

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Despite my sense of humor, I am a deeply religious. So, all my puns, jokes, comments and activities are really all an act. Though, in politics, I am very liberal. I am neither a judge or a jury member of the court of God. Therefore, if a person sin's, it's up to God's law, not man's, to handle it.

Well,...

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...I have trouble putting others' needs before mine, and usually don't think about other people's feelings. Unfortunately, this oftentimes causes me to hurt those closest to me, despite the fact that I would never want to intentionally upset them.

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I have an extremely hard time taking criticism from others. Even when someone might be giving me constructive criticism, I tend to immediately get very defensive and hostile towards them. As such, this means I rarely improve upon that which I am criticized for.

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I'm a 'control freak'—I have to be in control of all situations, however significant or irrelevant they may be. Naturally, part of wanting desperately to control all aspects of a particular situation oftentimes entails manipulating those around me. Again, this is another negative trait that has gotten me into trouble in the past, in regards to upsetting those whom I care about most.

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When I want something, I want it now—I want it that second. All my life, up until recently, I've always gotten what I wanted right away. I'm beginning to realize, however, that that's not how life works. It's hard for me to adapt though, so I continuously find myself doing whatever it takes—no matter how many people I upset along the way—to get exactly what I want. This, too, is something that causes me to lose friends quickly.

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I'm afraid of heights. Not all heights though. I can stand on my roof but just not right at the edge. And I'm pretty much ok with things like ferris wheels and stuff. But there's this lighthouse I go to at the shore and I can't bring myself to go outside at the top.

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I really suck when it comes to women. I think I'm afraid to say something stupid, or look like all I want is sex, so I don't do or say anything. I always end up as "just friends" which is also known as hell.

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Sometimes I think that I might be mildly bipolar, or something.

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College is only OK so far...I don't care for the whole "party scene" at all so I haven't made that many friends. And I've lost contact with a lot of my high school friends, and a couple have become people that I don't even like anymore.

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I'm really shy in real life. I'm terrible at breaking the ice and when I'm around people I don't know I tend to just be silent, and I feel all awkward like I don't fit in.

A lot of those who are either married or living with someone (past or present) will know what I mean.

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Ever since I got married, I haven't had a decent night's sleep. And no, not for THAT reason, pervs.

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser A lot of those who are either married or living with someone (past or present) will know what I mean. spoiler (highlight to read): Ever since I got married, I haven't had a decent night's sleep. And no, not for THAT reason, pervs.

I have not but I assume you refer to

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the symphonic range of snoreing produced by ones partner?

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser A lot of those who are either married or living with someone (past or present) will know what I mean. spoiler (highlight to read): Ever since I got married, I haven't had a decent night's sleep. And no, not for THAT reason, pervs.

easy remedy ...

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keep a pale of hydrochloric acid over the bed...his bed...(or his side, whatever)...the reverberations will cause the pale to tip over...that will wake him up ...or you could use water, whatever's more effective

more confession of a dark mind

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i often put other people befor me to the extent of my own problems going unsolved. ex. my friend needed a place to stay for a week. i said you can stay at my place for a week, even though i knew i had multaple appointments to be gone for 3 days down in phoenix for some medical testing. (my internal wounds from my gunshots never heald proplerly) despite this, i canceled them so he wouldnt be without a place.

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i also sleep (when i do) naked and alwase with my guitar. im like my geetar!

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i will draw henati some times....... yes im a sinner.....

Wow...I have a lot to say, and some might get me banned from this forum. Where do I begin?

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-I once accidentally punched a baby -I flipped off a priest (not knowing he was a priest) -I got my 15 year old cousin pretty intoxicated last weekend. Her parents were away, and I figured that she was going to try it some time, so why not with me? -I have a crush on a girl who moved to japan and has no idea that I exist (see my livejournal) -If I were tested for drugs right now (THC tests, specifically), I would probobly pass. If it were done a couple of weeks ago, I would fail with flying colors (if you could do such a thing) -As I'm writing this now, I am semi-sober -I'm being stalked by someone (I think)

And that's just the tip of the iceburg.

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-I have only been in one serious relationship in my life. And after a while, I didn't like her that much.

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I admit I am very cold hearted and a really cruel bitch.

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I admit that I do not belong here.

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I think the majority here do not like me and I don't blame them.

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I am friends with a Fascist . . .

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Originally posted by Lady Tesser A lot of those who are either married or living with someone (past or present) will know what I mean. spoiler (highlight to read): Ever since I got married, I haven't had a decent night's sleep. And no, not for THAT reason, pervs.

I feel sorry for all you light sleepers. As for me, it takes a lot to keep me awake five minutes past my bedtime.

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Robert once had to wake me when a building near our apartment caught fire. He wanted to get out, since there were oil tanks between it and us. Waking me was no easy task.

Pygmalion

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Originally posted by YoruameBaroness spoiler (highlight to read): I think the majority here do not like me and I don't blame them.

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I like you (did I need to add a spoiler for that?)

My confessions are small ones....but here goes nothing

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Every single night I attempt to stay up all night. Usually I fail and succumb to sleep around 5:30. But I can never sleep before then, not even if I were to die if I didn't.

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I talk to my wall. I know you might find that funny...but all my siblings no longer live with me. It get lonely out here all alone...even if my siblings are soul stealing demons. Surprisingly, Walter is very conversational.....

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Also....I was held back in 2nd or 3rd grade....I am in 9th grade when I should be in 10th. I missed so many days of school due to my bad health...I just had to be held back.

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I am very unhealthy. I have a weak heart, which causes me me to have an ocassional seizure. That's one of the reasons I missed so much school as a kid. They were so frequent and so...big I just couldn't go to school. I am also in line to have cancer seeing as the oldest of my sister had cancer and in my family it skips a generation. That generation just happened to be me. I also suffer from terrible asthma, which once in a while send me to the hospital. In fact about the time I couldn't log on to PCF, I had a huge attack that send me to the hospital for about 2 days.

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I would rather meet the Grim Reaper himself than have spider(s) crawl on me. One time, at 11:30 at night, a huge hairy spider fell in my bed. Needless to say, I yelled like a little girl and got out of bed. I then spent the next 45 minutes stripping my bed to find it. When I didn't, I got angry, looked up and said "Why me God?" and there was the damn little bugger! Back up top! I then took a baseball bat and killed it. Overkill? Yes. Worth it? Yes!

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I enjoy teasing my friend about his obsession with Counter Strike. I must admit, I find it fun to make him angry over a video game... I am so going to hell...

Ooh I got more.

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I -HATE- slugs. I don't really know why but whenever I see a slug I freak out. And I will not rest until said slug is festering under a pile of salt.

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Originally posted by IanC quote: Originally posted by Hanyou spoiler (highlight to read): On a lighter note, however, I often sleep naked. Yes, I sleep naked while holding a pillow. Go ahead and shoot me. spoiler (highlight to read): Heh, i do that pretty often, though only in the summer, in the winter its way to cold

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Sleeping nude isn't a big deal, the west coast gets pretty hot in the summer too.

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Originally posted by Ignignokt spoiler (highlight to read): -If I were tested for drugs right now (THC tests, specifically), I would probobly pass. If it were done a couple of weeks ago, I would fail with flying colors (if you could do such a thing)

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I myself have never tried the weed.....

OH! here is a cool one I just though that explains my feelings toward everyone in the world:

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I love everyone, but I think most of them are completely stupid.