The Paradigm Confessional Thread

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Originally posted by Cerpin Taxt spoiler (highlight to read): I'm an eighteen-year-old non-virgin.

Me too!

What a coincidence.

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Originally posted by YoruameBaroness spoiler (highlight to read): Someday I'm going to be the red Fantana! Her name is Capri. (See signature and avatar.) I think I'd make a cute red Fantana! Okay, so it'll never happen, but it's a nice fantasy.

They were actually in my area, Memphis, Tennessee, a few months ago doing Fantana scouts. Perhaps they will travel to your area soon.


Okay, confession time.

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I'm a fifteen-year-old virgin. Is this type of confession becoming a trend for this thread?

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Originally posted by Avenir spoiler (highlight to read): I'm a fifteen-year-old virgin. Is this type of confession becoming a trend for this thread?

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I guess so. I just wanted to chip in a bit

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Originally posted by Avenir spoiler (highlight to read): I'm a fifteen-year-old virgin. Is this type of confession becoming a trend for this thread?

I just posted mine as a joke

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I hate kittens, the color pink, and Love hina.I am also a fourteen year old maniac

Simple enough..

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Originally posted by BigOZ spoiler (highlight to read): I hate Love hina.

Thank God, I'm not alone.

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i secretly miss what happend in october, and im still not supposed to get on the computer

redd, please dont read this, and if you do, TELL NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Jeff spoiler (highlight to read): I'm an eighteen year old virgin, and I plan to keep it that way for a while. Would it be considered weird to say im proud of that? I don't see why people are so ashamed of it nowadays....

No, no, I don't think people are so ashamed of it today as....well, back then.

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someone gave me lots of wonderful things last month...now i somehow got to explain it to the folks if they find it.

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Originally posted by A Clockwork Tomato spoiler (highlight to read): I hate confessing things. On the other hand, I can't take the peer pressure, so I'll confess that I'm not a virgin. Which is probably just as well. Otherwise, my two kids would be sort of anomalous.

OMG J00 R NOT TEH VIRGIN!?!?! SINNER!!! OLOLOLO

Nah, I'm just kiddin' ofcourse.

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I'd like to get Married to Token, but unfortuntley don't have the money or means right now Oh well... she's worth waiting for. She's the greatest, most wonderfull and beautiful girl on earth. We even have our kids named already!

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Originally posted by Cerpin Taxt quote: Originally posted by Avenir spoiler (highlight to read): I'm a fifteen-year-old virgin. Is this type of confession becoming a trend for this thread? spoiler (highlight to read): I guess so. I just wanted to chip in a bit

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Originally posted by Grunger Kittie Version 1 quote: Originally posted by Avenir spoiler (highlight to read): I'm a fifteen-year-old virgin. Is this type of confession becoming a trend for this thread? I just posted mine as a joke

No worries then.

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Originally posted by Grunger Kittie Version 1 spoiler (highlight to read): I'd like to get Married to Token, but unfortuntley don't have the money or means right now Oh well... she's worth waiting for. She's the greatest, most wonderfull and beautiful girl on earth. We even have our kids named already!

If such is the case, I wish you both well.

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I'd like to get Married to Token, but unfortuntley don't have the money or means right now Oh well... she's worth waiting for. She's the greatest, most wonderfull and beautiful girl on earth. We even have our kids named already!

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Oh, how sweet and wonderful! That's so . . .great!! *jumps for joy* I'm so happy for both of you!

Why the hell not:

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I just started working at the dining hall in our dorm for a little extra income. I hate my job and a good deal of people that work there already. They're assholes to me, and it was only my second day today. What fun.

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I'm in love with a person and a program. Her name is...well...I won't give that out. The program's name is DC++. GO PIRACY AND DATING!

Edit: Oh yeah!

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I finally quit smoking. Yes, it actually happened. Cigarettes, that is.

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Originally posted by Cerpin Taxt spoiler (highlight to read): I'm in love with a person and a program. Her name is...well...I won't give that out. The program's name is DC++. GO PIRACY AND DATING! Edit: Oh yeah! spoiler (highlight to read): I finally quit smoking. Yes, it actually happened. Cigarettes, that is.

good for you, on all three counts. ^_^ at least you're a little happier and healthier now.

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I hate my family

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I want to get arrested before I die

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Sixteen year old virgin. I dont want my first time having sex to be some sweaty farce in the backseat with someone I'm infatuated with. I want my first time to be in a warm bed making love with someone who matters, and always will. I'm not waiting till marriage, I'm wating till romance.

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Uhhh...something else...I once made myself sick to get out of class. It worked, but I dont think I'll do it again any time soon.

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Originally posted by Grunger Kittie Version 1 spoiler (highlight to read): I'd like to get Married to Token, but unfortuntley don't have the money or means right now Oh well... she's worth waiting for. She's the greatest, most wonderfull and beautiful girl on earth. We even have our kids named already!

I know what you mean. I want to wish you the best of luck.

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Whenever the opportunity arises, I will marry Beth. As for now, I await patiently.

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I love my new apartment. Being close to Beth is one great perk, but being in a small town is also great.

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Originally posted by Tony spoiler (highlight to read): Whenever the opportunity arises, I will marry Beth. As for now, I await patiently. spoiler (highlight to read): I love my new apartment. Being close to Beth is one great perk, but being in a small town is also great.

Awwwww love thank you thank you so very much I am so sorry I ddi not see it sooner! *smacks self* Thank you.
My confessions:

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I really enjoy kite flying its fun

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I am all worked up about going to see my parents in fl and it bothers me

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Iam not sleeping much again

Umino and his Fashion class are evil..

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There's this girl named Jasmin, and she's a big back stabber. Well, none of her friends (including me) don't really trust her. And the other day she had to leave for some DECA thing. She said to me and her friend Brianne "I don't trust y'all" and took all her stuff, even her JOURNAL. She left two things though, but that's another story. Well, today she left again, and forgot her binder. The ugliest, tackiest, binder IN THE FREAKING WORLD. Well, Brianne and I got an evil idea. We took some cloth, and started to fix up her binder. The whole class helped too! XD We took this really gaudly looking cloth and stapled it on her binder. Then I wrapped her folder in lots of cloth, tons of tape, and other stuff like paper. We weren't done yet, put little messages all over saying stuff like "WE LOVE YOU!" and put lots of stupid ribbons on it. It was truly a work of art. Brianne took a bunch of pictures of it with her phone, hopefully I can post 'em here. XD I gave it to her in science, and she was sooo pissed. It took her an hour to get everything off. We didn't damage the binder (it was in pretty bad condition) and we plan to do something for her birthday. >=D

Had to get that off my chest. I'm going to hell.

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As fluent as I am with English in my writing, I'm afraid I cannot say the same for my actual speech. Living in the south tends to be a bad influence on one's tounge.

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I recently punched a loved one in the jaw under serious circumstances I won't bother to mention here. I do feel very remorseful but in a sense I also feel the aforementioned party deserved what they receieved.