The Paradigm Confessional Thread

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I took the cookies from the cookie jar, and you'll never get them back.

oh and

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I lie constantly about random things, you know like stories and stuff. I've been doing it for so long I forget what is fake and what really happened

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I acy tough, but I am actually very sensative, and often cry myself to sleep. I don't really even know why.

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Originally posted by GAT-X105 spoiler (highlight to read): I haven't been really happy since...well I can't even remember when.

Dude, I know exactly what you mean. I was like that for 20 years (or so).

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Now, I am in a perpetual state of euphoria. It's odd how certain events and people can change that. Thank you Bethie (my love), Pygmalion, Zola, BabyGhia, Madrona, Dork, A Clockwork Tomato, Falcon7 and IamRogerSmith made this possible.

This one is more embaressing than anything:

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I love the band Journey. I even own the box set.

Not really a "bad" confession...but

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I have 300+ Services hours from doing band and school show related activities ._.!!!!

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Originally posted by Grunger Kittie Version 1 This one is more embaressing than anything: spoiler (highlight to read): I love the band Journey. I even own the box set.

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ME TOO!

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Originally posted by ¡SpoonySthingyy! quote: Originally posted by Grunger Kittie Version 1 This one is more embaressing than anything: spoiler (highlight to read): I love the band Journey. I even own the box set. spoiler (highlight to read): ME TOO!

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i don't but i do like 'em so...not too bad

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Originally posted by evanASF27 Not really a "bad" confession...but spoiler (highlight to read): I have 300+ Services hours from doing band and school show related activities ._.!!!!

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HOLY sh**! I dont even have 1!

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Originally posted by Grunger Kittie Version 1 This one is more embaressing than anything: spoiler (highlight to read): I love the band Journey. I even own the box set.

So do I!

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Originally posted by Shaoblane spoiler (highlight to read): I break into song at random...and it's really not bad.

I do everyday durring Economics class.

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I'm not really as happy as I seem. I almost always have a smile on my face and I am constantly laughing. But inside I'm just..........hell I don't even frickin know anymore.......

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I had a seriously huge crush on Steve Perry <--Not THAT Steve Perry. The one from the Cherry Poppin' Daddies. And he's like, 41 years old :x He looks DAMN good for his age! Although I soon found out that lusti...errr...crushing on him is very common xD

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I've never had a boyfriend and I've never actually been on a date. Of course, I don't really make myself available, but yeah xD Me being attracted to someone is about as rare as a solar eclipse.

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I don't really have any friends anymore. I think I'm actually closer to those I know through the internet. I wish I had some real life friends with similar intersts who aren't flakey and don't use me/don't really give a sh** about me despite my loyalty and what I'd do for them.

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I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

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I'M DEPRESSED

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I OFTEN GET MAD AT PEOPLE FOR NO REASON

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Originally posted by Kittie Gurl Ebie spoiler (highlight to read): I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

I didn't for a while but then I started dating. This was a long time ago.

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Originally posted by Kittie Gurl Ebie spoiler (highlight to read): I'M DEPRESSED

I used to be

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but then I started taking pills for it

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Originally posted by Kittie Gurl Ebie spoiler (highlight to read): I OFTEN GET MAD AT PEOPLE FOR NO REASON

My friend tends to do that a lot. Some people are just like that. Kinda odd yet norman (in a way).

all of u ppl that say ur depressed and all. I gurantee u that if u find a bf or gf, then ull be a lot happier. I ws kinda like that, not competly, but since i go to an all boys schoool i was despeerate, but once i got a gf, it just seemed things werent as big a problem...she turned out to be a bitch....but thats another story lol

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Originally posted by DOA SOBF all of u ppl that say ur depressed and all. I gurantee u that if u find a bf or gf, then ull be a lot happier. I ws kinda like that, not competly, but since i go to an all boys schoool i was despeerate, but once i got a gf, it just seemed things werent as big a problem...she turned out to be a bitch....but thats another story lol

Oh I know that. Problem is, girls only see me as the nice guy who they don't want to date because it will ruin the relationship.

yeah i know what u mean, i was like that an am still like that with some of my friends, but u shouldnt try an push girls that know u for being that way. The best advice i can give u is that u go after some girls that dont know ur personality so well. trust me u want to be known as the nice guy, but only after u have a girl interested in u.

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Originally posted by Big Kill spoiler (highlight to read): I lie constantly about random things, you know like stories and stuff. I've been doing it for so long I forget what is fake and what really happened and

If ur not bein sarcastic, just tto let u know, that everyone lies a lot, becasue no one life is so interesting that they have tons to talk about, so they make stuff up to talk about so they just have something to talk about. I do it. Everyone esle does too, some more than others, but its not really that bad a thing.

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Originally posted by GAT-X105 Oh I know that. Problem is, girls only see me as the nice guy who they don't want to date because it will ruin the relationship.

If I hear one more girl say, "You're like a brother to me" or "You're such a great friend", I swear I'll f***ing go Samurai Ewok on any nearby victims (not really)!!! I am tired of being my female friends' shoulder to cry on when their crappy relationships with the bum of the week/month end as I predicted and even HOW I predicted when they first started dating.

I've started taking the approach of just flat-out calling them an idiot and to stop their whining because it gives me a headache. Since sympathizing and hand-holding doesn't work, maybe a nice big bucket of verbal cold water will.

Man, that sounds bitter... And it is. I can't tell you how many girls that I've liked have done this to me. My question is: What do they expect when they date a guy who's so obviously a LOSER? I mean, these guys aren't going to school, they flirt with anything remotely female, treat my friends like garbage even before they start dating them, and yet these girls come back begging for more every time. It defies all logic (no female/logic jokes, please)!

I think I'm going to switch to asexual reproduction... Just divide my cells and create an exact copy of myself.

As for lying, of course I've lied and I continue to do so. As for making up stories so that I'll have something to talk about, I unfortunately have not. I say unfortunately because not all of my stories cast me in a positive light and yet I still tell them. Why? Sometimes just to sympathize with a person, sometimes to teach a lesson so that someone doesn't have to face a similar experience, sometimes just to get it off my chest, etc. All of the stories I've told here are true and as far as I can remember, the facts have not been embellished intentionally. Human memory, however, tends to embellish many things for us, so I'm certain I've misstated something along the line unintentionally.

I think the key is to not worry about whether or not a true story about yourself is boring. I tend to make them interesting by adding my thoughts during the event being discussed and, when in person, using facial and hand gestures that express how I was/am feeling. I also make weird pseudo-imitations of people's voices to make it amusing. I mean, I wrote a whole story on how I picked/installed Linux on my desktop PC and then found out my modem was incompatable for a class and just expressed my hardships comically. I'm sure it got at least a chuckle out of the professor.

Back to the confessions:

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I didn't vote in the student elections on campus this last week despite my personally knowing several of the candidates. I just see no need for SGA other than to boost people's popularity, have something to put on a resume, and to take more of my tuition money and waste it.