First thing that pops into your head

I've never seen raptor Jesus, but I do have an anaconda in my pants.

Want to pet him? Watch out, though, he spits.

Anaconda, huh?

Whatever you say, bub. Whatever you say.

I do say. Go on, pet him. I think he might like you.

Oh, I bet. But I think he likes you more. You're prolly his bestest friend.

Sadly, no. I don't pay him enough attention.

He prefers feminine strokes.

Heh heh heh. . . I'm sure your little "andaconda" does.

Have you met him?

He especially loves kisses...

And kitties.

FURRY

Ew, no.

He love pussy...


cats.

No reply.

Good night morning, PCF!

Yeah, I get that reaction from some women who insist they never do anything imprudent, only to wake up the next morning to the smell of me cooking breakfast for them.

Handcuffs included.

That reminds me of Adrienne Curry making breakfast in her panties...

...yeah, needless to say, keep away from VH1.

Thats quite the channel, yes.

A pop culture tournament? WTF?

Is that a contradictionin terms or something?

Oxymoron

1) Join boards
2) Create fictional trading company
3)???
4) PROFIT

I whore myself out for profit.

It works.

DM, I have this film where I need to research co-workers of yours in your specific field.

Is it possible to get a meeting together with your union?

I'd think you can find them on any given street corner in the seedy part of any city or town.