First thing that pops into your head

That's comedy gold...


... sort of.

One Night Stand.

Hello, sir. I'd like to to purchase one nightstand.

What?

Oh, you can purchase it from me alright. :o

You've got yourself a deal!

You've just been hustled!

*runs away*

I didn't pay yet.



Oh well.

Actually, remember when I "bumped" into you?

Yeah, I took your money then. Pickpocketing for the win.

quote:

Originally posted by Call Me D. Just D. The D. You know whats funny? When you find out your ex is pregnant.

It's funnier finding out they've acquired an STI.

We make it clap!

"STI"? Ppppbbbbtttt. Back in my day, we called them STDs.

DONT AXE ME WHUT MY NAME IZ.

Buck, what is your name actually?

I've really been meaning to ask you that for a while now.

STI's are what they call them now. I'm just too trendy for you, girl.

Its February 14, you say? Then Happy VD!

Is our debt settled then, Jones?

quote:

Originally posted by The Dungeon Master STI's are what they call them now. I'm just too trendy for you, girl.

I'll show you trendy!

*throws Beta Max tape at you*

You can never pay back Jones enough, Nahne.

Eh, I've bribed my way out of Davy Jones' locker before.

I CAN DO EET AGAIN!

one time I gave Dave like 20 bucks and he still hasn't payed me back.