First thing that pops into your head

evanASF27 05-06-2007 12:55 AM
AW HELL NAW


(Nope, I'm in PA Happy )
Nine Kuze 05-06-2007 12:56 AM
HOW BOUT THEM STEELERS AND THAT ALLEN IVERSON?

...oh wait, too soon?
evanASF27 05-06-2007 12:58 AM
Nine Kuze 05-06-2007 01:08 AM


quote:
Originally posted by Henry Hill
All my life, I've always wanted to be a gangster.
Big Money 05-06-2007 03:57 AM


quote:
Originally posted by Harry Osborn
Its SOOOOO GOOOODDDDD!
Nine Kuze 05-06-2007 08:41 AM
They call me Mr. Osbourne!
Shadow dorothy 05-06-2007 11:02 AM
no more
Ace of Spades 05-06-2007 11:34 AM
Yes I agree, no more. Of Tom Cruise that is.

Nine Kuze 05-06-2007 11:36 AM
You're being glib Ace, you don't know the history of idiotic pop culture stars that are hilariously short, I do.
Sharpshooter005 05-06-2007 02:12 PM
Whats the e-meter say L.Ron?

WHAT NINE THOUSAND.
Chitter-Box-Kat 05-06-2007 03:48 PM
*shoots Sharpie* I'm sick of all the 300 crapola. Anyone who mentions the movie gets shot!
Lord Ender von Hellsing 05-06-2007 05:29 PM
300
Capt. Quekolis 05-06-2007 05:38 PM
Spartans
Generalissimo D 05-06-2007 05:58 PM
Total Warrior
Lord Ender von Hellsing 05-06-2007 05:58 PM
Spartan 117
Generalissimo D 05-06-2007 06:08 PM
"Well, there was this knife, more aptly
described as a broadsword, and I see, well, I
was swinging down the street on my way to a
movie and this guy, yeah. He was about six
foot eight and huge. He was holding this
knife, only to me, I would describe it as a
broadsword, something from the Knights of the
Round. Before he can even open his mouth, he
collapses. Meanwhile, I can barely lift a
finger to put the toupee back on his glossy
head because I'm shaking so much.

He was vomiting and I knew that he was alive
because he kept saying something like
'durability' between convulsions. What
happened next was really bizarre. Both ends
of the street flood with black-suited men,
just like in a movie.

These men look tough and pissed off, the eyes
behind their sunglasses are probably cold as
my hands are getting. I feel like my heart
has stopped, I'm so damn scared. As they
start to inundate the street in black, they
move with one will.

I figure that I'm dead anyway, so I reach
down for the blade. The blade is being
covered by his vomit, but the hilt is clean.
I can hear the men getting excited, but I
can't stop. My fingers slide around the
leather hilt which is oddly cold..."
Big Money 05-06-2007 06:23 PM
quote:
something from the Knights of the


Gentlemen -- the solution is clear. The internet must be destroyed.
Lord Ender von Hellsing 05-06-2007 07:01 PM
Gentlemens, I bring you... MORE CORN!
Ace of Spades 05-06-2007 07:22 PM
AM I NOT INVISIBLE?!?!
Lord Ender von Hellsing 05-06-2007 07:30 PM
It is just that when you are walking in, you can be seen only in infra-red, when you are walking out, you can be seen only in ultra-violet. In normal light it looks like you walk backward, athwart the way.