Big O related "Ask a Stupid Question"

Zayne 07-22-2005 09:39 PM
A: He's silent every other time.

Q: Do Negotiators land on their feet?
Mrs. Beck 07-23-2005 04:49 PM
A: Let's find out using, say, that ginormous skyscraper over there.

Q: If Roger were trapped in a cage, what would you do to him?
Zayne 07-23-2005 05:08 PM
A; Let's just say you wouldn't even find his ashes.

Q: What would you do if Roger was trapped in a cage?
Mrs. Beck 07-23-2005 06:48 PM
A: Toture him to no end with very sharp objects, then putting him up for sale at high prices on black market e-bay.

Q: If Beck were trapped in a cage, what would you do with him?
Collateral 07-23-2005 09:15 PM
A: Make him read the part of my fanfic that has him as the main character.

Q: Should Beck change his hairstyle?
Zayne 07-24-2005 08:54 AM
A: (sry, Mrs Beck) Yes!

Q: Would Daustan just up and die if he had a granddaughter?
BethMcBeth 07-25-2005 04:46 PM
A: Nah he would probably call her "A Crazy little fool! you'll get yourself killed!"

Q: Is Big O a cover up for geneticly grown foods?
Dork 07-25-2005 05:46 PM
A: No, it's just a secret ploy to get us to eat more fruits we think are vegtables.

Q: Why did Roger cross the road?
Tony Waynewrong 07-25-2005 05:48 PM
A: To get Dorothy some Motor oil.

Q: What weight and type of oil does she need?
Dork 07-25-2005 05:51 PM
A: Whatever's more expensive. Dorothy runs on loooove and very expensive things.

Q: How many resets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tony Waynewrong 07-25-2005 06:15 PM
A: I don't know. I can't remember anything prior to 40 years ago.

Q: How old is Dorothy (her hardware)?
Zayne 07-25-2005 11:27 PM
A: Fairly new.

Q: What would be the general reaction of Beck and Daustan being realted?
Big Money 07-25-2005 11:52 PM
A: It would be like moe getting a cell phone, or bart ever owning a bear. In other words, something happens and do-do-do-do-do, do-do. Sorry for the clipshow!

Q: Why do Bigs have skirts?
Generalissimo D 07-26-2005 12:07 AM
A: ITS NOT A SKIRT! ITS A KILT![/Scottish accent]
Q: What if Big O were like Fau...and Big Duo was Good...and Big O was evil?
BethMcBeth 07-26-2005 12:43 PM
A. That happens all the time in backwards land!

Q. Do you think Norman will ever get married to that tailor?
Mrs. Beck 07-26-2005 06:03 PM
quote:
A: (sry, Mrs Beck) Yes!

(*tazes Zayne* Rawr to you to.)

A: I dunno, Norman sure is a hit with the ladies....

Q: If they did, who would be invited to the wedding?
Tony Waynewrong 07-26-2005 06:07 PM
A: Dorothy can be a bride's maid. Roger can be best man. Alan can be the maid of honor.

Q: Do you think Dorothy and Roger will ever get married?
Mrs. Beck 07-26-2005 06:50 PM
A: Yep.

Q: Would you attend the wedding if invited?
Tony Waynewrong 07-26-2005 06:55 PM
A: Sure, if I can kiss the bride.

Q: Will Roger attempt to dispose of me if I were to get too intimate?
Mrs. Beck 07-26-2005 07:05 PM
A: Well, let's just say extra protection would be a good idea if you plan to get 'friendly' with Dorothy.

Q: Do you think either Dorothy would be distraught if Roger 'dissapeared' the day before the wedding?