Big O related "Ask a Stupid Question"

Zayne 07-20-2005 06:07 PM
A: Cleaning a vase. It shattered, and a piece took out his eye. (ha! Couldn't resist!)

Q: What wyould happen if Beck turned into a panther and Roger turned into a yellow llama? (fan fic thing w/ Mrs. Beck)
Tony Waynewrong 07-20-2005 06:55 PM
A: The Panter would develop an over-elaborate and inefficient plan and the Llama would negotiate his way from being eatten.

Q: What kind of animal would Dorothy be?
Zayne 07-20-2005 07:02 PM
A: Cat, because they seem pretty apathetic.

Q: Can you imagine Beck and Roger in The Emperor's New Groove? (Don't ask.)
lts_silver 07-20-2005 07:25 PM
A: Nah, cause Roger is a real man and the emperor was an overgrown whiny kid.

Q: How many Big O's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zayne 07-20-2005 07:32 PM
A: Too many to count. (not a Roger fan)

Q: Is Paradigm ever going to have a quiet day?
Mrs. Beck 07-21-2005 07:39 PM
A: No, because if it did, you know that at exactly 11:59 P.M. a megadeus would suddenly appear and start wreaking havic.

Q: Which is creepier: Beck's hair or Roger's eyebrows?
Buck Buck #1 07-21-2005 08:03 PM
A: Neither is as scary as whatever is under Swarzwalt's bandages.

Q: If afro Beck and normal beck got in a fight who would win?
Big Money 07-21-2005 08:05 PM
A: Cornrows Beck.

Q: Why haven't those maxfactory figures come out yet? WHY?!
Sir Nise 07-21-2005 11:11 PM
A: Because Max Factory hates America and your views on life. And Adult Swim.

Q: Who built the megadeuses? (not sure if question asked already)
Zayne 07-21-2005 11:24 PM
A; Someone with too much spare time.

Q: Who has a hidden crack stash on Big O?
BabyGhia 07-21-2005 11:46 PM
A. Big O himself. Norman can seem to fix them all. Tongue

Q. What would Dorothy do if she saw Roger streaking through the living room?
Zayne 07-21-2005 11:50 PM
A: Exactly what I'd do: Short circuit!!!

Q: Who seems to be constantly high?
BabyGhia 07-22-2005 12:14 AM
A. Alex. However, he's high off his own power.

Q. Is Alex's power all in his head?
Zayne 07-22-2005 12:17 AM
A: Freck yeah!

Q: Should we be afraid of Big O?
Sir Nise 07-22-2005 12:26 AM
A: No, Big O is your special friend in the dark alleyway...

Q: Would Alan Gabriel be considered a stranger I should take candy from?
Zayne 07-22-2005 12:34 AM
A: Only if you're suicidal.

Q: How would Roger react to finding out he has a daughter who makes Beck look like he can't even steal candy?
Collateral 07-22-2005 12:39 AM
A: He would say, "She must have gotten switched at birth."

Q: Does Roger like roller coasters?
Zayne 07-22-2005 12:41 AM
A: Nope. His life is enough of one already.

Q: How long will it be before Roger has a nervous breakdown?
Sir Nise 07-22-2005 12:42 AM
A: yes, but he's too afraid to go to Six Flags in fear of being taken advantage of by that bald-dancing-old-guy.

Q: Do you think six flags would make a Paradigm City themed setion of the park?
pen1300 07-22-2005 09:31 PM
A: Frankly, no, but if they did, I hope they have Roger :drools:

Q: How does Roger never loose his voice? (I mean, he dramatically calls "BIG O!" often, and yet, his voice is fine).