Big O related "Ask a Stupid Question"

Ask any question about Big O that you like, it can be serious or silly.


Q: Will Roger ever get that mouth-to-mouth from Dorothy?

A: If he plays his cards right.

Q: What happened to the episode with Vera and Roger making out? I was really hoping to see it....

A: They never made it. That's why it doesnt' exist.

Q: If Roger and Dorothy kissed, who would start the kiss first: Dorothy or Roger?

A: Dorothy. Roger is too sexually shy to start.

Q: Is Schwartzwald truly dead?

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A: They run on ataris
Q: Why are the tomatoes such a big hit in Paradigm?

A. They once had a Ragu shortage...

Q. How does Beck's hair stay so darn blonde?

A ue to the color-changing properties badassium and satanium, his hair stays a nice blond due to the massive influx of the latter and a slight tint from the former.

Q: How would any other inferior mecha stand up agaisnt the might of a megadeus

A. Like any other, Roger would just crush them. Or they'd just fall apart in the sight of Big O's greatness.

Q. Datsun needs to buy Angel a gift, what should he get her?

A: A R.Roger to calm her down like other fan girls that I know here
Q: If Dorothy bought a car what kind of car would she buy?

A. A Porsche or a Karmann Ghia.

*imagines Dorothy in a Ghia with Roger in the passenger seat and then imagines herself kicking Dorothy out of the car and driving Roger herself*
*sigh*

Q. Why does Roger drive himself?

a: because norman drives like a maniac

q: do you thikn roger plucks his eyebrows, or somethign to get them like that?

a. no he waxes them then applies gel to make them look like that.

q. did alex used to work at mcdonalds?

a: hardee's actually (southeast version of carl's jr.)

q: did anuybody else hear that the giant gears were there so that paradigm would be the world's biggest music box?

A: Yeah! Their most played song was "Happy Birthday"

Q: I heard Dorothy has a crush on magnets?

a: she should! i mean after all they are attracted to her!

q: I wonder is roger is jealous?

A: Nah when Dorothy's busy he goes for Angel

Q: So how does Norman handle all of this?

A. He visits a shrink three times a week.

Q. What would happen if Roger accidently stumbled into Dorothy's room drunk one night?

A: We don't want to go there...

Q: What if Dorothy had an evil twin?

A.: She does! Shes that evil looking possed one that looks similliar to RD but not I herd she also sometimes has orange hair but maybe thats just me. ^_^"

Q: If Big O had to have a crush on another Mega which one woul dhe choose?

A:...The Dorothy One... Like Dominus like Megadeus... or maybe Big Venus...
Q:Why does Norman look like an age-ed Super Mario in The Show must go on when he smiles?