sup paradigm dawgs

im weird
hi
welcome to Paradigm
im ebie
but im whatever also
thats weird
i cant spell
cant u tell?
hi
im weird

its okay ikm wieird too and welcome hikaru

*rows up in a rubber dinghy*

So, you're new. Welcome to Paradigm.

*tosses you a dry towel and a rain cloak.*

Just in case. It rains a lot here.

*starts to row off, but then remembers something...*

Oh yeah, it does get pretty deep around here, so, you'll need this.

*tosses you a life vest*

See you around.

*rows off.*

Snoochie Boochies lil' Noochies!

Welcome to Paradigm!