Ask a Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
| Generalissimo D |
08-24-2005 08:37 PM |
A: Only if you get past the crazy blond with the bayonets.
Q: Why is Palpatine the new Pope?
| Ace of Spades |
08-25-2005 12:49 AM |
A: Because in his Application it said the words Old and Baggy.
Q: Whats the deal with this whole Sprint and NEXTEL merge?
| BabyGhia |
08-25-2005 01:53 AM |
A. Heh. More billing mistakes.
Q. Why aren't I asleep right now?
| Madrona |
08-25-2005 01:57 AM |
A: You want to watch what happens to Ichigo next.
Q: Who's the better captain, Alex or Vincent?
A: Depends on what you need a captain for. To start a war, to end a war, to get home from the other side of the galaxy, to do a supply run. It's really a loaded question.
Q: What's with that funny glint in Tom Cruise's eye as of late?
| Generalissimo D |
08-25-2005 08:53 PM |
A: Thats the glint of cradle-robbing glee from a sinister scientologist(Really...how can you trust someone whose beliefs involve an archetypal evil big boss alien who was released by a volcano?)
Q: Who wants to help me destroy "civilized" society?
| BabyGhia |
08-26-2005 01:38 AM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by Madrona
A: You want to watch what happens to Ichigo next. |
That is my reason for staying up late tonight. Not sure about yesterday though. LOL!
A. Society is civilized??? Um... okay. I'll help you. *starts chainsaw* Yep, I'm ready!
Q. Why does the last statement scary even myself???
| Collateral |
09-26-2005 10:24 AM |
A: Because you put "Society" and "Chainsaw" in the same sentence *shudders*.
B: Do you see three cookies?
| BethMcBeth |
09-26-2005 05:38 PM |
A: *Munch munch* Uhh theres only one here.
Q: Why won't my cat stop meowing?!
| Collateral |
09-26-2005 06:47 PM |
A: Shh...it's trying to tell you something!
B: What did the cat say?
| BabyGhia |
09-26-2005 09:31 PM |
A. I'd answer that but the cat has me under strict orders not to tell. Bribed me too.
Q. Why are some things so hard to get out of packages?
| YoruameBaroness |
10-06-2005 07:03 PM |
A: Because there are mini cameras in the shrink wrap and the cameras send the video back to the packagers, who laugh at your meager attempts to open said package.
Q: Indecisive much?
| BethMcBeth |
10-07-2005 10:45 AM |
A: Defently yes.
Q: Did you know that the Orange Oreo's came back?
| Tony Waynewrong |
10-07-2005 11:07 AM |
A: Yes, I did. Dorothy keeps devouring them upon sight.
Q: Do you think Halloween is a true holiday?
| Ace of Spades |
10-07-2005 01:14 PM |
A: Back in my day Halloween was Halloween and Santa wasn't sticking his nose in everything
Q: Why are college classes so hard now?
| YoruameBaroness |
10-09-2005 01:48 PM |
A: So they can milk more money out of you.
Q: Stickshift or automatic?
| Lyinginbedmon |
10-09-2005 01:57 PM |
A. Automatic, obviously!
B. Why are teenagers always the ones to defeat the big evil guys?
A: Cuz they drink lots of milk
Q: lite pink or hot pink?
| BethMcBeth |
10-25-2005 02:51 PM |
A. Personally I like Florsent Orange!
Q. So whats the one hit wonder band again?
| Lyinginbedmon |
10-25-2005 03:17 PM |
A: The one that comes with glitter paint
Q: What is happening to the 4400?