Ask a Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Generalissimo D 08-24-2005 08:37 PM
A: Only if you get past the crazy blond with the bayonets.
Q: Why is Palpatine the new Pope?
Ace of Spades 08-25-2005 12:49 AM
A: Because in his Application it said the words Old and Baggy.

Q: Whats the deal with this whole Sprint and NEXTEL merge?
BabyGhia 08-25-2005 01:53 AM
A. Heh. More billing mistakes.

Q. Why aren't I asleep right now?
Madrona 08-25-2005 01:57 AM
A: You want to watch what happens to Ichigo next.

Q: Who's the better captain, Alex or Vincent?
Dork 08-25-2005 08:50 PM
A: Depends on what you need a captain for. To start a war, to end a war, to get home from the other side of the galaxy, to do a supply run. It's really a loaded question.

Q: What's with that funny glint in Tom Cruise's eye as of late?
Generalissimo D 08-25-2005 08:53 PM
A: Thats the glint of cradle-robbing glee from a sinister scientologist(Really...how can you trust someone whose beliefs involve an archetypal evil big boss alien who was released by a volcano?)

Q: Who wants to help me destroy "civilized" society?
BabyGhia 08-26-2005 01:38 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Madrona
A: You want to watch what happens to Ichigo next.

That is my reason for staying up late tonight. Not sure about yesterday though. LOL!

A. Society is civilized??? Um... okay. I'll help you. *starts chainsaw* Yep, I'm ready! Wink

Q. Why does the last statement scary even myself???
Collateral 09-26-2005 10:24 AM
A: Because you put "Society" and "Chainsaw" in the same sentence *shudders*.

B: Do you see three cookies?
BethMcBeth 09-26-2005 05:38 PM
A: *Munch munch* Uhh theres only one here.

Q: Why won't my cat stop meowing?!
Collateral 09-26-2005 06:47 PM
A: Shh...it's trying to tell you something!

B: What did the cat say?
BabyGhia 09-26-2005 09:31 PM
A. I'd answer that but the cat has me under strict orders not to tell. Bribed me too.

Q. Why are some things so hard to get out of packages?
YoruameBaroness 10-06-2005 07:03 PM
A: Because there are mini cameras in the shrink wrap and the cameras send the video back to the packagers, who laugh at your meager attempts to open said package.

Q: Indecisive much?
BethMcBeth 10-07-2005 10:45 AM
A: Defently yes.

Q: Did you know that the Orange Oreo's came back?
Tony Waynewrong 10-07-2005 11:07 AM
A: Yes, I did. Dorothy keeps devouring them upon sight.

Q: Do you think Halloween is a true holiday?
Ace of Spades 10-07-2005 01:14 PM
A: Back in my day Halloween was Halloween and Santa wasn't sticking his nose in everything

Q: Why are college classes so hard now?
YoruameBaroness 10-09-2005 01:48 PM
A: So they can milk more money out of you.

Q: Stickshift or automatic?
Lyinginbedmon 10-09-2005 01:57 PM
A. Automatic, obviously!

B. Why are teenagers always the ones to defeat the big evil guys?
ebie 10-24-2005 08:09 PM
A: Cuz they drink lots of milk
Q: lite pink or hot pink?
BethMcBeth 10-25-2005 02:51 PM
A. Personally I like Florsent Orange!

Q. So whats the one hit wonder band again?
Lyinginbedmon 10-25-2005 03:17 PM
A: The one that comes with glitter paint

Q: What is happening to the 4400?