Ask a Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
| BabyGhia |
07-12-2005 12:49 AM |
A. So he can bury it later.
Q. Why isn't it over there instead?
| BethMcBeth |
07-12-2005 10:53 AM |
A. Because thats just too hard to do.
Q. So where did I put that hammer again?
| Tony Waynewrong |
07-12-2005 10:57 AM |
A: ** Removes it from his skull and hands it to her ** Exactly were you put it the last time you had it.
Q: Why do I have a splitting headache?
| paul1290 |
07-12-2005 04:24 PM |
A. Because the hammer killed some of your brain cells.
Q. Why did Tony get hit with a hammer?
It was there.
When will my car break down again?
| BethMcBeth |
07-12-2005 04:59 PM |
A, By the next time it wants a vacation!
Q. So whats the language around here?
| BabyGhia |
07-12-2005 09:49 PM |
A. Gibberish
Q. Explain Gibberish
| Sir Nise |
07-14-2005 08:47 AM |
A: A language spoken of jumbled tounges, which origianted in South Mexico. It is usually reffered to as crazy-speak.
Q: Should I take candy from a stranger?
| Mrs. Beck |
07-14-2005 11:04 AM |
A: Hell yeah! Free candy! . . . Er, I mean, no, what the hell are you thinking?!
Q: If two trains are heading to the station at exactly the same speed, will a dancing monkey board one of them?
| Collateral |
07-14-2005 12:57 PM |
A: Of course!
Q: Why wouldn't he?
| Mrs. Beck |
07-15-2005 07:22 AM |
A: Because the conductor is acctually from the Anti-Dancing-Monkeys-Of-America-Association(ADMAA), sent to kill off the last of the dancing monkey secret agents.
Q: Would you defend the poor little dancing monkey?!
| Dingo |
07-15-2005 12:25 PM |
A: NO! I'm afraid he might throw something at me.
Q: Do you know what he might throw at me?
| Buck Buck #1 |
07-15-2005 12:29 PM |
A: Definately not feces.
Q: Why not?
| Sir Nise |
07-15-2005 03:08 PM |
A: Because of train's allergies to feces.
Q: Why isn't Captain Planet here to save the day right now?
| Tony Waynewrong |
07-15-2005 03:23 PM |
A: Because he's in therapy. He has Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
Q: What is the best way to cure a hangover?
| BethMcBeth |
07-16-2005 10:44 AM |
A: Praia Oysters!
Q: So does this make one hazy then?
| lts_silver |
07-16-2005 02:33 PM |
A: Yep, that's why you go around hitting glass doors.
Q: Who here has fallen off a cliff?
| Collateral |
07-17-2005 04:22 PM |
A: Our one and only living dead PCF member.
Q: Who is that?
| madclarinet |
07-17-2005 04:28 PM |
A. Not sure, I'll climb down and find out
Q. Anyone got a decent rope?
| BethMcBeth |
07-17-2005 04:40 PM |
A. I have some Hay Bale Twine
Q. Is that good enough?