Ask a Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Buck Buck #1 07-02-2005 02:12 AM
Hey I'm sorry, but it does say get a stupid answer. Sweatdrop

A: I am a bunny because my momma made me that way Big Grin

Q: can you ever forgive me?
lts_silver 07-02-2005 02:23 AM
Answer: Of couse I can forgive you Bun Bun. Nah, just kidding, your right it does say give a stupid answer. hehehe. Therefore I will move on. Smile

Question: I am curious as to why your mom made you that way, lol?
088nd 07-03-2005 09:06 PM
A: Yes. LOL. HA-HA-HA ELL-OH-ELL.

Q: What does a hammer hitting a canteloupe represent?
Buck Buck #1 07-03-2005 11:09 PM
A: The Anti-Pope.

Q: where's the stuff?
Ace of Spades 07-03-2005 11:13 PM
A: In my garage next to the Anvil

Q: Who am I why am I here?
Travis Bickle 07-03-2005 11:14 PM
A: I don't think anybody knows the answer to that Tongue

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Ace of Spades 07-03-2005 11:37 PM
A: Because 7 busted a cap in everyone else's skull.

Q: Is Pepsi really Coke?!
lts_silver 07-04-2005 12:18 AM
Answer: Nah, Pepsi is Classy, Coke is Trashy

Question: Does anyone know why Coke got its name?
Sir Nise 07-04-2005 10:06 AM
A: Duhrb, because Coke origanly contained pure cuban cocaine in it. It was sold like this for some time before the president and F.B.I. was all like, "Hey, that's not kool." This turn of events led to the start of WW1. The historians suspect that due to the overuse of coke in Coke, and the common use of it in Austria, this spawned Adolf Hitler. It is a little know fact that he was stung out on Coke the whole war. The French called him, "Ein Junkie Fuhrer."

Q: Was that story real or 2/3 real?
lts_silver 07-04-2005 04:50 PM
Answer: More like 1/3 of it was right, because you were right, Adolf Hilter did have a drug problem.

Question: Who here drives 5-10 miles under the speed limit?
088nd 07-04-2005 05:03 PM
A: Nobody, because they are immediately liquidated by me.

Q: Death to infidels?
Fujiko 07-04-2005 05:52 PM
A. only if they've done something wrong.

Q. what's another name for heaven?
lts_silver 07-05-2005 01:37 AM
Answer: Empyrean

Question: Who here wants to be a millionaire?
Buck Buck #1 07-05-2005 02:23 AM
A: Not me, I want to be a BILLIONAIRE!

Q: Who's with me?
Sir Nise 07-05-2005 11:54 AM
A: Me and the hordes of ducklings are at youir command.

Q: Who shall feed them bread crumbs.
Collateral 07-08-2005 08:26 PM
A: The baker of the month club!

Q: Who is the baker of the month?
Sir Nise 07-09-2005 10:50 AM
A: Patrick, the magical caterer!

Q: Where's the busboy?
BethMcBeth 07-11-2005 11:09 PM
A. Chasing the bus at the bus stop.

Q. So staples or stiches?
Buck Buck #1 07-11-2005 11:20 PM
A: Neither, manly men can't get hurt.

Q: Where do I go to do the poop?
Dingo 07-11-2005 11:58 PM
A: Over there *points to hole in the ground*

Q: Why is it a hole?