Ask a Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Collateral 06-26-2005 06:58 PM
A: I would be but my banana died yesterday because my orange killed it. The orange is very jealous!

Q: How did the orange kill the banana?
paul1290 06-26-2005 07:03 PM
A: It melted it with the high acid content of it's juices!

Q: How much pulp do you like in your orange juice?
Collateral 06-26-2005 07:21 PM
A: Depends...I don't like evil orange pulp!

Q: Is it an evil orange?
lts_silver 06-26-2005 07:29 PM
Answer: Yes, because its really an alien orange bent on world domination!

Question: Where do they come from?
Collateral 06-26-2005 07:30 PM
A: The planet Citrusioso4!

Q: Are there lemons there?
lts_silver 06-26-2005 07:31 PM
Answer: No, cause the evil oranges extracted their inner juices leaving only pulps left, now they are invading earth to suck the good apples.

Question: How do you think they got to earth?
Collateral 06-26-2005 07:35 PM
A: High Ho Silver!

Q: What is High Ho Silver?
lts_silver 06-27-2005 01:01 AM
Answer: Lone Ranger!

Question: How do you suppose a mohawk came into existence?
Collateral 06-27-2005 06:52 PM
A: A hairdresser shaved too much off the top on one side so she/he improvised!

Q: Do bananas have seeds?
paul1290 06-27-2005 07:25 PM
A: Actually they do, if you bite into one you can see them. They are the small black things around the center. Laughing

Q: Why do carrots turn you orange if you eat too many of them?
Dingo 06-27-2005 08:34 PM
A: They are the vegitable form of the Borg and they are trying to assimilate you.

Q: resistance is futile?
Sir Nise 06-27-2005 10:10 PM
A: No, it's actually very FUN-tile. Party over there! ->

Q: Is the party over here, though?
Collateral 06-27-2005 10:31 PM
A: The party is everywhere!

Q: Why do we rule?
Big Money 06-28-2005 12:31 AM
A: Uh... So we can learn to pick ourselves up?

Q: Its... thuh Bat-man!
Avenir 06-28-2005 12:51 AM
Answering Big Money's Question: Nanananananananananananana.

My Question: Are you a god?
Travis Bickle 06-28-2005 12:54 AM
A: I am a machine of God.

Q: Do you believe in God?
The Fallen Phoenix 06-28-2005 12:56 AM
A: Do I believe in myself? I would hope so; self-confidence is always good to have.

Q: If I think best at night and have a natural disposition towards blood, does that make me a vampie?
Big Money 06-28-2005 01:09 AM
A: No, it makes you a weirdo. And when someone asks you if you are a God, you say yes.

Q: Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?
Buck Buck #1 06-28-2005 01:15 AM
A: Ehh, sure why not.

Q: So, uhh, with all of these so called Gods running around, Whats to stop me from robbing a bank and blaming it on one of them?
Big Money 06-28-2005 01:21 AM
A: Nothing. You're a clever one, Commander...

Q: Imperial Officer: Where are you taking this... thing?