Ask a Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
| Collateral |
06-26-2005 06:58 PM |
A: I would be but my banana died yesterday because my orange killed it. The orange is very jealous!
Q: How did the orange kill the banana?
| paul1290 |
06-26-2005 07:03 PM |
A: It melted it with the high acid content of it's juices!
Q: How much pulp do you like in your orange juice?
| Collateral |
06-26-2005 07:21 PM |
A: Depends...I don't like evil orange pulp!
Q: Is it an evil orange?
| lts_silver |
06-26-2005 07:29 PM |
Answer: Yes, because its really an alien orange bent on world domination!
Question: Where do they come from?
| Collateral |
06-26-2005 07:30 PM |
A: The planet Citrusioso4!
Q: Are there lemons there?
| lts_silver |
06-26-2005 07:31 PM |
Answer: No, cause the evil oranges extracted their inner juices leaving only pulps left, now they are invading earth to suck the good apples.
Question: How do you think they got to earth?
| Collateral |
06-26-2005 07:35 PM |
A: High Ho Silver!
Q: What is High Ho Silver?
| lts_silver |
06-27-2005 01:01 AM |
Answer: Lone Ranger!
Question: How do you suppose a mohawk came into existence?
| Collateral |
06-27-2005 06:52 PM |
A: A hairdresser shaved too much off the top on one side so she/he improvised!
Q: Do bananas have seeds?
| paul1290 |
06-27-2005 07:25 PM |
A: Actually they do, if you bite into one you can see them. They are the small black things around the center.
Q: Why do carrots turn you orange if you eat too many of them?
| Dingo |
06-27-2005 08:34 PM |
A: They are the vegitable form of the Borg and they are trying to assimilate you.
Q: resistance is futile?
| Sir Nise |
06-27-2005 10:10 PM |
A: No, it's actually very FUN-tile. Party over there! ->
Q: Is the party over here, though?
| Collateral |
06-27-2005 10:31 PM |
A: The party is everywhere!
Q: Why do we rule?
| Big Money |
06-28-2005 12:31 AM |
A: Uh... So we can learn to pick ourselves up?
Q: Its... thuh Bat-man!
| Avenir |
06-28-2005 12:51 AM |
Answering Big Money's Question: Nanananananananananananana.
My Question: Are you a god?
| Travis Bickle |
06-28-2005 12:54 AM |
A: I am a machine of God.
Q: Do you believe in God?
| The Fallen Phoenix |
06-28-2005 12:56 AM |
A: Do I believe in myself? I would hope so; self-confidence is always good to have.
Q: If I think best at night and have a natural disposition towards blood, does that make me a vampie?
| Big Money |
06-28-2005 01:09 AM |
A: No, it makes you a weirdo. And when someone asks you if you are a God, you say yes.
Q: Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold it. Now, are we actually gonna go before a federal judge, and tell him that some moldy Babylonian God is going to drop in on Central Park West, and start tearing up the city?
| Buck Buck #1 |
06-28-2005 01:15 AM |
A: Ehh, sure why not.
Q: So, uhh, with all of these so called Gods running around, Whats to stop me from robbing a bank and blaming it on one of them?
| Big Money |
06-28-2005 01:21 AM |
A: Nothing. You're a clever one, Commander...
Q: Imperial Officer: Where are you taking this... thing?
