Ask a Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Ace of Spades 06-21-2005 05:40 PM
A: One can not escape the power of La Agua de Mio after their first taste.

Q: Why did I just give a bird The Bird?
Generalissimo D 06-21-2005 06:00 PM
A:Because it was a good bird. And we cant have that.
Q:Whats up with your sig?
Collateral 06-22-2005 10:06 PM
A: Rice is the almighty ruler of the world.

Q: What happens when you have a school inside a school?
Dingo 06-22-2005 10:09 PM
A: It collapses on itself.

Q: Duh?
Collateral 06-22-2005 10:11 PM
A: It stands for Do Unique Happy-dance.

Q: Why did you run with scissors?
BabyGhia 06-24-2005 09:40 AM
A. To have fun... I mean... to terrorize your friends.

Q. How come people sleep longer than usual and still be tired?
BethMcBeth 06-24-2005 10:28 AM
A. Because time actually fast forwards while you are asleep therefore you lose even more sleep!

Q: When will I get my voice back?
Tony Waynewrong 06-24-2005 01:00 PM
A: Once you asked to cat to return it.

Q: Do you think Ben and Jerry would make a Bacon Flavored Ice Cream?
Sir Nise 06-24-2005 01:09 PM
A: We should riot if they won't.

Q: Hugs, slugs, or snails?
Big Money 06-24-2005 01:12 PM
A: Panda Axes

Q: France?
Buck Buck #1 06-24-2005 01:19 PM
A: Naw man.
Q: Do you really want to hurt me?
088nd 06-24-2005 01:24 PM
A: Yes.

Q: Bitches wanna roll?
Sir Nise 06-24-2005 01:37 PM
A: Yep, all day with my g-homies!

Q: Do you really want to make me cry?
BabyGhia 06-24-2005 11:01 PM
A. Sure, it'll be fun!

Q. Why did I want to eat something sweet today?
Collateral 06-24-2005 11:59 PM
A: Because you were having a sweet deprivation.

Q: What does HBO really stand for?
BabyGhia 06-25-2005 03:07 AM
A. Horrible Better Order. In other words, it's an oxymoron.

Q. To continue with this, what does MCI really stand for?
Avenir 06-25-2005 03:11 AM
Answering BabyGhia's Question: My Crappy Intuition? Many Campers Indicted? My Conscious Inconclusiveness?

My Question: What does ADT stand for?
Sir Nise 06-25-2005 05:57 PM
A: Afro Dooky Team.

Q: What does ® mean for?
BethMcBeth 06-25-2005 08:23 PM
A: Its another one of Team Rocket's attempts at world domination.

Q: So why on earth did they make rainbow coloured goldfish?!
Sephiroth 06-25-2005 08:36 PM
A. Because the colors are actually a secret mind control serum used to turn all the children/snack lovers into zombies. Think about it.

Q. Why do the ducks keep watching me?