Hello, denizens of Paradigm...

Hello Alana. I am Scott, FEARED LIBRAIAN OF POINTLESS, Alan Gabriel Fan, and Sentinent Machine Therapist. Enjoy the PC forums! (the others will school you on the rules)

hello have a slinky

i am r.jesse

Welcome to the fora of amnesia. I hope you are not attached to your sanity, because they are not allowed in this place. Enjoy our plethora of FanArt, FanFic and Fan-Debates.

Once again, welcome to Paradigm City, Alana Gabriel

Oh, by the way, I'd appreciate it if you ask your brother (Alan Gabriel) to lay off my lady (Dorothy). She has an aversion to drills and such.

Greetings, Alana Gabriel, and welcome to our happy domes! Here's a cleaning kit for your drill hand. Hate for that drill to get dull and rusty!

Interested in fan works? Bend an ear to Player Piano, one of many interesting stories and pictures in Nightingale forum.

Smith Mansion is your source of analysis and creative guesswork about the show itself.

Ailesberry has tons of info on other anime and manga.

Speakeasy is the home of off-Big O posts and birthday wishes.

Finally, JFK Mark is the place to discuss topics about the boards. There are lively continuing threads on avatars and banners.

Hope to see you around the fora!

Cheers,
Pygmalion

Welcome! Enjoy your stay! My welcoming gift to you is a tactical nuclear missle! Have fun with it!

By have fun i mean bomb libya! OBEY ME! Destroy Libya!

Welcome to the forums Alana!!!

My gift is Tomato Headache Reliever... it's really jellybeans and doesn't work, but they're yummy regardless.



BabyGhia

Welcome to here!

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Originally posted by R.Jesse hello have a slinky i am r.jesse

I don't WANT a slinky...I want knives!!!! Thank you.

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Oh, by the way, I'd appreciate it if you ask your brother (Alan Gabriel) to lay off my lady (Dorothy). She has an aversion to drills and such.

Fine. I'll ask...spoilsport.

Hello, Alana, and Welcome. I am Wienberg, and I come to you with some words of warning.

Watch out for R.Smith, the self-proclaimed "Charming Moderator" and the forum's "digital pimp". He will try to enslave you as one of his fangirls. Do not fall for his false charm, deep down he is wicked.

Alright, now onto suggestions. I suggest you visit the following threads.

• Forum Rules
  
• Orientation
  
• The Official Paradigm-City Survival Guide (Orient. - Sec 2)
  
• Visual Rule Guide
  

Finally, I have some gifts for you.

1. Barby -- Mick Foley's Barbed Wire Coated Baseball Bat
   
2. A sweaty gym sock
   
3. A glow stick Major Pained peed on
   

Enjoy your stay here! Also, you may be recruited for the Reciprocal Paradigm, if you already have not. If only because of your username.

Hello and welcome. I was just looking at your bio, and I'd say you'll fit in very well here. Enjoy your stay. Be sure to make a weekly appointment with the psychiatrist. You may need it.

Welcome to paradigm city!!!!

FUN FACT: You aren't the first person to refer to us as "denizens"

http://www.paradigm-city.com/forums/thre...eadid=2170&sid=

Welcome to our happy home on the web! Please accept this beautiful tinfoil party hat as a welcome gift, and don't take it off, whatever you do!

Better start checking the boards, K, before I save them all!

yay another female member, this means i can respond with......

Welcome to the Paradigm-City forums, Alana Gabriel!!! I am R.Smith, the forum's resident charmer.....or apparently the fourms "digital pimp"

I'll charm you into being another one of my fangirls...just you wait, you'll be mine


oh, and u might want to take a look at this to help u get started, the almighty Orientation Thread

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Originally posted by Zola Welcome to our happy home on the web! Please accept this beautiful tinfoil party hat as a welcome gift, and don't take it off, whatever you do! Better start checking the boards, K, before I save them all!

Good day to you, Alana. I am K. I already knew that you would get a hat. How did I know you ask? BECAUSE I KNOW ALL AND WILLED IT SO!! OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOooo... and I shall continue to will it so until I want to take your mind. So welcome and 'til the day I feel like taking your mind, try to have some mindless fun.

You will never save them all Zola. FOR I K COMMAND IT!!!!

HEY

HAVE A GREAT STAY,

PLEASE CHECK YOU BAGGAGE AT THE MAIN TERMINAL...

MINION

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*toddles up* ... I lub yeeww. ^-^



*ahem*

What I meant to say was come, young Gabriel! Join me in spreading the Alanlove throughout the land! And draw hideously twisted pictures. It's a game called "Make the Other Forum Members' Eyes Bleed!" I'm sane, you know.

I told you all! I'm NOT alone! *gestures violently*

Hello person,
I am Nicodemus. I am not the forum's "digital pimp". That said, I shall offer you no gifts because they wouldn't help you anyway: You shall soon be one of us.........

~nico

Welcome as my gift I will give you some cheap knives that can't cut anything.

lol looking at your sig , u should fit in well ^_^