hi

hi

Howdy partner!

Welcome to Paradigm. Your welcoming gift is a good ol' kick in da pants!!

AND WELCOME TO THE FORUMS...

DIABOLICAL SCHEMES ARE NOT PERMITTED...

MINION

Welcome to the fora of amnesia. I hope you are not attached to your sanity, because they are not allowed in this place. Enjoy our plethora of FanArt, FanFic and Fan-Debates.

Once again, welcome to Paradigm City, ImSoAwesome

By the way, if Angel were to kick Dorothy's @$$, she would also have a broken foot.

Hello, ImSoAwesome, and welcome to our lovely domes. Here's a map to the underground. Don't forget to mark your way as you go!

Since you are new, let me advise you not to eat or drink while reading the following threads:

Smith Mansion:
The Big O: Funny Picture Post
Big O + Big Venus = Hot Robot Action

Nightingale:
make up a big o scene!
Retouching
The Big O Blooper Special!
Cheap Innuendos and Jokes
Big O Crossovers with Anything

Speakeasy:
Has anyone seen a snowman in September?

And if a thread says "Immature content" -- believe it!

Pygmalion

Welcome! Enjoy your stay! My welcoming gfit to you is a Tactical Nuclear missle! Have fun with it!

Note:
I would tell you what country to bomb, but i've given out several nukes today and im running out of countries to bomb. Ill save them for later.

Welcome to the forums!

My gift is Tomato Headache Reliever... it's really jellybeans and doesn't work, but they're yummy regardless.



BabyGhia

PS. I need to give a new gift to people. Oh well. Enjoy!

Howdy!

Hello Mr. SoAwesome. I am Wienberg, and I am supreme ruler...oh wait, that's Krang's job. *Krang peers at Wienberg* *Wienberg slinks away*

Alright, now onto suggestions. I suggest you visit the following threads.

• Forum Rules
  
• Orientation
  
• The Official Paradigm-City Survival Guide (Orient. - Sec 2)
  
• Visual Rule Guide
  

Finally, I have some gifts for you.

1. Barby -- Mick Foley's Barbed Wire Coated Baseball Bat
   
2. A sweaty gym sock
   
3. A glow stick Major Pained peed on
   

Enjoy your stay here!

hi, but are you really as awesome as you'd like us to believe?

Welcome to Paradigm City! Here's a tinfoil party hat--you'll notice most of the other members wear them. Wear yours if you value your mind.

hahahahah K!

take my advice and run before we get to you.

but if you insist on staying

hellowelcomeenjoyyourstayandyouwillworshipthecolorclan!!!!!!!

hi im r.jesse i see you want to take G-FORSE

no vamonts G.rand forces arnt yours

ALL YOU BACE BELOWNG TO US!

Welcome to the forum. This is a place that can make u lose your sanaty but u probable already new this risk. So I shall give u this revolver.
*Hands ImSoAwesome the revolver but forgets to give him bullets.*

Welcome to Paradigm. Its nice to have you.

*sharpens Knife*

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Originally posted by Zola Welcome to Paradigm City! Here's a tinfoil party hat--you'll notice most of the other members wear them. Wear yours if you value your mind. hahahahah K!

And last, but not least on my business list is IamSoAwsom...AHH DRAT!! Not the hat! How could you? Awsome people don't wear hats. You're going to put me out of business here with your "Oh I don't want my mind taken" attitude mister. Oh well, it's not like I didn't see it coming BECAUSE I KNOW ALL! OOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO!!!! and I do know that some day I will catch you with your hat off. Until then, WELCOME, and try to have some mindless enjoyment here at the forums.

Stop laughing at me Zola! Some day you'll take that hat off, and I'll be there. MWHAHAHA!

welcome...from one new member to another.

(am I still new?)

hello person,
Welcome. Your tiger gives me nightmares. The tomatoes are nifty though. Is that a Thomas Edgerton photograph, the one with the bullet? I had to do a report on that guy back in my highschool photography class. Actually it looks like some took his picture of an apple getting shot and altered it to be a tomato, as far as I know tomatoes are red inside.

~nico

Hello to anyone new.

spoiler (highlight to read):

Isn't it funny that we are saying hi but don't know to who?