Just in from LALALALALALA Land.

......Looks like we've got another "special" one here.....
*Pulls straightjacket from the top of his closet*
Welcome to Paradigm . Hope you enjoy your stay. I'm sure you won't need any help directing around this place since you have angelcakes with you, but don't hesitate to ask of a question arises. Agin, welcome.

.....now if you would kindly step into this...uh....fancy new coat and we'll all be set . On second thought, forget it - I know many others who need this more than you do.....myself included

OOO, can I have the clean, white coat 'strider?

Anyway, welcome, traveler from LALALALALALA Land. I've visited there many times, however I feel I would not be able to live there.

I'm Wienberg, and I breathe. Aren't I special?

So, gifts for you...hmm, I suppose you can have 2. First: Barby, Mick Foley's Barbed Wire coated Baseball Bat. Second: A sweaty gym sock.

Since you have angelcakes I won't give you my traditional points of guidance. If you want them, however, just PM me and I'll send them on over.

Salutations Ms. Red Destiny, it's a plesure to make your aquatince. I am K. Now that you are here and completely helpless I will now PARTAKE OF YOUR MIND AND ITS CONTENTS!! OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
AAAHHHH!!! The pain! LALALALALALALALALALALA, IT'S IN MY HEAD! It wont stop! LALALALALALALA! Ow, welcome and LALA, have a little mindless fun. this is going to take awhile to work out LALALALALA!

Hi there, and welcome! Take this lovely tinfoil... oh, no. Oh my god! Everyone! Quick! Get your hat! K the Wanderer is back!

Drat you, K, you were too fast for me, but I'll get you next time! *shakes fist*

Welcome....... but know you are recquired to see at least 4 episodes of Big O before posting.... Or I shall smite thee.

hello umm R.D *gulp* im r.jesse have a slinky

WELCOME HAVE AS MUCH FUN WHILE YOUR HERE...BUT DO NOT STALK OLD PEOPLE...

OTHER THAN THAT I WILL BE YOUR CAB DRIVER...SIT TIGHT THIS CAN GET A LITTLE BUMPY

*FLOORS IT*

O_O

A LITTLE TOOOOOOOO BUMPY

spoiler (highlight to read):

THEY HIT YOU WITH THEIR PURSES

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I just got home Fuzzums

Fuzzums? Do I want to ask?

Hello, since you are a friend of Angelcakes, I must assume you also are in on the secret plan to have an army of bloodthirsty chii replicants assault my home.

But I'm so used to that it isn't funny. Hello and welcome.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: I just got home Fuzzums Fuzzums? Do I want to ask? Hello, since you are a friend of Angelcakes, I must assume you also are in on the secret plan to have an army of bloodthirsty chii replicants assault my home. But I'm so used to that it isn't funny. Hello and welcome.

You don't what to ask. But your going to anyways right?

I never thought about making her part of my plan...thanks for the idea.

*goes off to tell about evil Chi plan*

Hello person,
welcome welcome. Apart from that it's all been said