Ozy Jones, apprentice negotiator

Hello...I am Ozymandius Jones, and I am new...as if you couldn't tell. Um, Ok, I'm a big anime fan, a big manga fan, and a big Roger Smith fan. I've only seen four episodes of Big O, but I'm hoping to remidy that as soon as I have a paying job...which could be a while, as Negotiators are not high in demand. I also like to draw manga, and am currently working on an entry for the one of the next "Rising Stars of Manga" compitions. Well, that's all I have to say. Hello!

EDIT: NO! Ozymandius as in the poem. NOT Ozy and Drix. THANK YOU!!! Sorry, the name is a touchy subject.

ozzy @ drix ?

Ozymandius Jones, welcome the looney bin. Leave your sanity and sense at the door (they are not allowed). I hope you enjoy fanfics, fanart and just plain fans.

We at Parasite...err...Paradigm welcome you.

Hi!

welcome ^_^

Yes welcome to Paradigm, The City of Amnesia and Dorothy Fanboys (your choice), may your stay be a long and fruitful one. While your here, please accept this highly radioactive slab of Uranium-Oxide as my gift to you. Keep it on you at all times!

Oh yeah, and I think Ozymandias is an awesome poem. Are you referring to the one by Percy Shelley or the sonnet by Horace Smith?

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Hi! Please accept this magnificent tinfoil party hat as my welcome gift. Put it on immediately and don't take it off if you value your mind.

Greetings, Ozymandius Jones, and welcome to our happy domes! A Negotiator needs a good briefcase, and I have a sweet unit here for you -- comes with radio control rockets and steering. Careful with the latches, though; they're a little loose.

Interested in fan works? Take a trip to Smith Mansion in Rota, one of many interesting stories and pictures in Nightingale forum.

Smith Mansion is your source of analysis and creative guesswork about the show itself.

Ailesberry has tons of info on other anime and manga.

Speakeasy is the home of off-Big O posts and birthday wishes.

Finally, JFK Mark is the place to discuss topics about the boards. There are lively continuing threads on avatars and banners.

Hope to see you around the fora!

Cheers,
Pygmalion

hi there have a slinky!

i am R.JESSE!

welcome new member

Welcome to the forum!!!



BabyGhia

Welcome to the Paradigm City Forums!

Welcome to the forums . Hope you share your interests, make a few friends, and escape with your sanity.....which shouldn't even be an issue since, as Tony said, it's not allowed . If you have any trouble navigating the forums, feel free to check out the threads at the top of the page for more help. Again, welcome, and good luck with your "Rising Stars..." entry .

And as a side note....not calling anyone out, but please be weary of the one-word posts. Thanks .

Hello, Ozy, and Welcome. I am Wienberg, and I come to you with some words of warning.

Watch out for R.Smith, the self-proclaimed "Charming Moderator" and the forum's "digital pimp". He will try to enslave you as one of his fangirls. Do not fall for his false charm, deep down he is wicked.

Alright, now onto suggestions. I suggest you visit the following threads.

• Forum Rules
  
• Orientation
  
• The Official Paradigm-City Survival Guide (Orient. - Sec 2)
  
• Visual Rule Guide
  

Finally, I have some gifts for you.

1. Barby -- Mick Foley's Barbed Wire Coated Baseball Bat
   
2. A sweaty gym sock
   
3. A glow stick Major Pained peed on
   

Enjoy your stay here!

Welcome!!

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Originally posted by Zola Hi! Please accept this magnificent tinfoil party hat as my welcome gift. Put it on immediately and don't take it off if you value your mind.

HA! SURRENDER YOUR Mind...darn. I thought if I went straight for your mind it would work, guess not. Oh well, howdy! I am K and normally I would be TAKING your mind right about now, but that Zola got to you first . Well I am a paitient man, I can waitbecause I know that you can't wear that hat forever, so wait I shall HAHA. So welcome to Paradigm and although it might be hard, try to have a little mindless fun alright?

Welcome!



MUAHAHAH!

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Watch out for R.Smith, the self-proclaimed "Charming Moderator" and the forum's "digital pimp". He will try to enslave you as one of his fangirls. Do not fall for his false charm, deep down he is wicked.

Um...too late for that...I'm ensnared.

quote:

3. A glow stick Major Pained peed on

Thank you, but no thank you.

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HA! SURRENDER YOUR Mind...darn. I thought if I went straight for your mind it would work, guess not. Oh well, howdy! I am K and normally I would be TAKING your mind right about now, but that Zola got to you first . Well I am a paitient man, I can waitbecause I know that you can't wear that hat forever, so wait I shall HAHA. So welcome to Paradigm and although it might be hard, try to have a little mindless fun alright?

I wear hats to bed, ok? You're gonna be waiting a loooooooooooooong time.

yay another female member, this means i can respond with......

Welcome to the Paradigm-City forums, Ozymandius Jones!!! I am R.Smith, the forum's resident charmer.....or apparently the fourms "digital pimp"

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Originally posted by Ozymandius Jones quote: Watch out for R.Smith, the self-proclaimed "Charming Moderator" and the forum's "digital pimp". He will try to enslave you as one of his fangirls. Do not fall for his false charm, deep down he is wicked. Um...too late for that...I'm ensnared.

Mwahaha! She is MINE!


oh, and u might want to take a look at this to help u get started, the almighty Orientation Thread

Hello person,
I'm not new but I haven't been around the forums in a while. Not because I don't like it -I love it- but I've been involved in college and that has taken a lot of time. Anyway, welcome.

~nico