the hyperness

hi, all the people of paradigm city! im new here.

hello im ebie
welcome
nice to have new people
have fun while ur here

OI!
A new guy!
YO!

Greetings, clix, and welcome to our happy domes! If it's hyperness you want, hyperness you shall have. Try a Red Bull, the drink of hyperness in Paradigm City!

Interested in fan works? Try a serving of Meeting Norman by the inimitable A Clockwork Tomato, one of many interesting stories and pictures in Nightingale forum.

Smith Mansion is your source of analysis and creative guesswork about the show itself.

Ailesberry has tons of info on other anime and manga.

Speakeasy is the home of off-Big O posts and birthday wishes.

Finally, JFK Mark is the place to discuss topics about the boards. There are lively continuing threads on avatars and banners.

Hope to see you around the fora!

Cheers,
Pygmalion

Hi clix. Welcome to Paradise...err...Paradigm. It is great to have another good artist and member to our cozy community. I hope you are not attached to your sanity, because you will have to dispense with it here.

A NEWBIE kewl...I am minion...oh and HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please do not be a louse

Hello and welcome to the forums! Please check the orientation thread and the forum rules.
Feel free to contact us if you have any questions. You can also check the FAQ. Here's a rundown of what the forums are.

Paradigm City Tribune: That's where everything is updated.

Paradigm City Headquarters: Where you can post questions/comments/suggestions.

Paradigm City Police Department: Read the forum rules first.

Smith Mansion:: Any Big O disscusion is allowed here.

Ailesberry Farm: Any anime disscusion is allowed here.

Nightingale Club: Any fanart/fanfiction is allowed here.

The Speakeasy: Any disscusion is allowed here.

Hudson River Pier: Intros are done here.

and last but not least the JFK Mark Airport: Where anything forum related is posted.

Well, that's about it. Just have fun and feel free to lose what sanity you have. It's basically not allowed here. Just so you know and don't get freaked out when we randomly p.m. you. But hey, that's how this place goes. Come and be happy. Also here's a cookie. And a glow stick.
Later,
Reki.

Hello and welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay with us.

We do not take responsibility for any permenant mental damage you might recieve while staying here with us

I sacrafice to thee these 2 kegs of Mountain Dew and box of Slim Jim's

Heroclix? I love those!...um...yeah...

I'm hyper too! Have marshmallows, they're sure to make you more hyper!

Welcome.

Welcome! Enjoy your stay! My welcoming gift is...A tactical nuclear missle! Have fun with it! Also, for joining this week you get a free copy of the matrix revoloutions! Complete the trilogy on dvd!

how's it hangin new guy!

Ah ha! Let the Mind-taking commence...again. Well hello there new person. Welcome to Paradigm, a place of fun, mystery, and...MIND-TAKING!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO!!
Thank you for surrendering your mind to Mentak's Mind Tank, a subsidiary of K the Wanderer inc. Enjoy your stay here and have a little mindless fun, on me.

Zola, you can't stop me now

Hello, and welcome!

Here's a tinfoil party hat to preserve what's left of your mind

Curses, K, foiled again!

Hi clix, welcome to the forums!

[shakes head at K beating Zola to the punch... again...] What a senseless waste...

When, oh when will the senseless mindtaking end???

Hello, Clix. I am Wienberg, and, er, hi? (darn, already said that)

Anyway, Welcome to Paradigm. I shall help guide you. Firstly, check out all the stickied threads here, in Hudson River Pier, and the Rules thread in Paradigm PD. Next, check out the FAQ for any thing you aren't sure of. Finally, if you have any questions, feel free to PM me. I like PMs.

Additionally, you get a few gifts. First of all, Barby, Mick Foley's Barbed Wire Bat. Next, a sweaty gym sock. And, finally, a glow stick Major Pain peed on. Enjoy them all, and enjoy your stay!

welcome and let the grace of God come down upon you like the winds of the earth. and yes im serious.

Now, time for you to get your gifts. There are a lot of meanies about so you'll need this:

http://www.jonnys-place.com/pics/Axes/Hatchet.png

This hatchet(sp?) will help you combat the forces of anti-you. And for meanie mods you will need this:

http://www.jonnys-place.com/pics/Axes/Battle-axe.png

This will help you fight the evil moderators who dare to get in your way. Both have axehandles made of hardwood and heads of stainless steel. Enjoy.