New To The City

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Originally posted by Zola And true to my prediction in the previous thread, here you are! Allow me to be the first to welcome you to our happy home on the web. Here's a tinfoil party hat, put it on and don't take it off if K the Wanderer is around if you value your mind.

Zola! I would have gotten this mind if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

"rand rat rog roo"

Oh shut it Scooby, I've had your mind for years. But back to business. Hi there new guy. Glad to see you and your precious precious mind too. Remember, you don't need that mind to have a good time here, so just let me take that burden off of your shoulders and I know you'll have a much more fun and fufilling time hear. Think about and I hope you have a good time at Paradigm.

big O
is awesome. welcome.

Welcome to the forums, The cLa O! Nice to meet ya
BTW, be careful with using BabyGhia's Big O Headache tonic. It makes you.... forget.... errrm.... I can't remember what....
Oh, and Welcome to the forums, The cLa O! Nice to meet ya

*hands you a neatly folded sailor suit*

Welcome to Paradigm City, and don't mind the lack of sun. It's just the climate around here. At least outside the domes you won't need sunblock.

Enjoy your time here, and if you're ever near the water, wear a life vest. Makes it easier for me to rescue ya. Just look to the skys for the red plane.

*Points to YoruameBaroness*

She's my eyes in the skies.

*Tosses you a flare gun*

Just fire this in the air, and we'll get ot ya as fast as possible.

And don't trust guys wrapped in bandages running around with their arms out!!

Welcome to the city limits of Paradigm City. As a welcoming gift I give you this beefy Magnum. Enjoy your stay Man-Dude.

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Welcome to Paradigm now go away.

hello! Welcome! check out the speakeasy when u can.

Hello, and welcome . I hope you enjoy your stay. If you need any help directing around this place, be sure to check out the sticky threads about you for some aid, and I'm sure you will make some new friends as you go along. Again, welcome to the fold .

Now, time for you to get your gifts. There are a lot of meanies about so you'll need this:

http://www.jonnys-place.com/pics/Axes/Hatchet.png

This hatchet(sp?) will help you combat the forces of anti-you. And for meanie mods you will need this:

http://www.jonnys-place.com/pics/Axes/Battle-axe.png

This will help you fight the evil moderators who dare to get in your way. Both have axehandles made of hardwood and heads of stainless steel. Enjoy.

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Originally posted by Jonny Axehandle Now, time for you to get your gifts. There are a lot of meanies about so you'll need this: http://www.jonnys-place.com/pics/Axes/Hatchet.png This hatchet(sp?) will help you combat the forces of anti-you. And for meanie mods you will need this: http://www.jonnys-place.com/pics/Axes/Battle-axe.png This will help you fight the evil moderators who dare to get in your way. Both have axehandles made of hardwood and heads of stainless steel. Enjoy.

Hey, Axehandle, quit scaring the new members. =p

Welcome to Paradigm City Forums!

welcome

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Originally posted by Seraphim quote: Originally posted by Jonny Axehandle Now, time for you to get your gifts. There are a lot of meanies about so you'll need this: http://www.jonnys-place.com/pics/Axes/Hatchet.png This hatchet(sp?) will help you combat the forces of anti-you. And for meanie mods you will need this: http://www.jonnys-place.com/pics/Axes/Battle-axe.png This will help you fight the evil moderators who dare to get in your way. Both have axehandles made of hardwood and heads of stainless steel. Enjoy. Hey, Axehandle, quit scaring the new members. =p Welcome to Paradigm City Forums!

thanks and he does not scare me at all