the world of deception

hello, i am snake, merc of hell. it seems that the city of amnesia is perfect for mw, and my chaos of three years past. let me make this my introduction, and a start to a long story...

Hi.

Greetings, snakemarcato13, and welcome to our happy domes! You'll want this handy pocket guide to Paradigm City. Only $38.05.

Interested in fan works? Try a serving of Meeting Norman by the inimitable A Clockwork Tomato, one of many interesting stories and pictures in Nightingale forum.

Smith Mansion is your source of analysis and creative guesswork about the show itself.

Ailesberry has tons of info on other anime and manga.

Speakeasy is the home of off-Big O posts and birthday wishes.

Finally, JFK Mark is the place to discuss topics about the boards. There are lively continuing threads on avatars and banners.

Hope to see you around the fora!

Cheers,
Pygmalion

just out of curiosity, is it illegal to have this as my intro thread and as a thread in the general area? i figure more people will go there, so i want to tell my story there. or should i just make the title and add something like "the story" to it?

snakemarcato13, welcome the looney bin. Leave your sanity and sense at the door (they are not allowed). I hope you enjoy fanfics, fanart and just plain fans.

We at Parasite...err...Paradigm welcome you.

sanity is merely a depiction of the mind. what one sees as sane, another may see as insane. (just a note, i took a quiz: which big-o cillian are you? i was shwartzvald. took the one here, about general characters, more options right? not for me. still shwartzvald.) oh, if there is roleplaying, point me in the correct direction..

oh, i would like a title change: Mercenary of Hell

Welcome to the Forums, Snake.

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Originally posted by snakemarcato13 oh, i would like a title change: Mercenary of Hell

You are able to change the title of any threads that you create. All you have to do is edit your original post.

Welcome! Have some marshmallows (jet-puffed marshmallows too. Marshmallows that could kick all the Lucky Charms marshmallows' little asses).

Enjoy your stay!

Welcome to Paradigm. Take these 2 kegs of Mountain Dew and enjoy your stay ya Son of a Gun.

Snake! Otacon's in trouble!! Wait...never mind, you aren't *The* Snake.

In any case, welcome anyway. Nice to see you here, take this empty pixie candy straw...do something usefull with it, my newbie present to you.

Hope you like it here...and remember: P.O.O.P.S.

Pidegons Only Offer Poopy Stains On Your Hair.

by title change i meant changing "new member" to "Mercenary of Hell".... sorry i didn't specify

Oh, unless Otacon gives me the stealth cloak, i don't really care.

One more thing: At least someone knows i'm a caffene addict.

One more thing: How did you know i like marshmellows?


(All Your Base Are Belong To Us.)

Oh you can't change you title until you become a legendary member:

http://www.paradigm-city.com/forums/thre...eadid=3395&sid=

Anyway, you seem to have started with a bang. Good job, have fun in paradigm.

Well, Snake, welcome to this strange place called Paradigm.

Oh, by the way...

*Tosses you a life vest.*
Welcome to Paradigm City. It gets pretty deep around here, so you'll be needing that.
*Waddles off, wearing snorkelling gear and a sailor suit, with a swim ring around my waist.*
And if you didn't figure it out by now, don't ask!
*Madly cackle as I dissapear around a corner.*

thanks for the info, and thanks for the compliment. i do my best, sometimes, and every once in a while it works out. i take the truth and bend it into an inroduction that tends to grab attention. glad it got yours.

Hi. I'm Wienberg. [Insert pithy comment here]

I am here to welcome you to Paradigm. Why? Because I'm a nice guy (most of the time). To guide yourself through the forums, see the Rules, ALL the Stickied threads in this forum + the announcement, and if you have any more questions read the FAQ (see the FAQ at the top of the page). If you still don't have an answer, PM me. I'll answer to the best of my ability.

Now, onto your gift. *checks floor* Ah...a sweaty gym sock. It is said to have mystical properties, but only when you fling it at thine enemies. (It melts the skin).

Well, enjoy your stay. And remember, you have questions, one of those places I mentioned has answers.

Hello there, and welcome!

Here's a tinfoil party hat. Make a point of wearing it at all times, that's how we'll know you belong.

wow. i feel important.