Hi

HI I'm kinda new here and my friend dylan but you may know him as dtk91. He's at my house, and is showing me around the site.I like Resident Evil, Anime, And Sports. So hi

Hi welcome to Paradigm.
I eat people.
This is my 777th post.
*money pours out of the slot machine*
YaY

Billy Coen, welcome the looney bin. Leave your sanity and sense at the door (they are not allowed). I hope you enjoy fanfics, fanart and just plain fans.

We at Parasite...err...Paradigm welcome you.

Hello, I am Wienberg. El Hippie de Conservativo. (spanglish)

Now, as for your newbie gift. A tye-dyed... Sweaty gym sock. It's scent is comparable to that of the Staten Island Landfill (Fresh Kills?). Use it's awesome stench of death power against your worst enemies.

Enjoy your stay. You'll find 1 out of every 1 member is insane.

Greetings, Billy Coen, and welcome to our happy domes! Here's a press pass in the name of "Michael Seebach."

If you are interested in fan works, try a serving of Meeting Norman by the inimitable A Clockwork Tomato, one of many interesting stories and pictures in Nightingale forum.

Smith Mansion is your source of analysis and creative guesswork about the show itself.

Ailesberry has tons of info on other anime and manga.

Speakeasy is the home of off-Big O posts and birthday wishes.

Finally, JFK Mark is the place to discuss topics about the boards. There are lively continuing threads on avatars and banners.

Hope to see you around the fora!

Cheers,
Pygmalion

Hi! It's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you have fun here!

Hi!!! hope that you like it here!!!

Welcome to the asilum. Your restrainte jacket awaites!!!!

Welcome! Have lots of what they call fun and stuff and other things and im zopwx2 and andndnaldnfa.......

Hello and welcome!

yay! let's let my guardian say something.
Brad: thank you very much for joining us in the-*smackss harshfire on the head using a paper fan* listen!
harshfire: eeee! Yuuki is happy!
Brad: you changed the name again? First Miki, then Zaks, now Yuuki? how many times have you changed it?
harshfire: booze, booze...*hands it to Nagi, who starts playing with the stuffed giraffe. He puts its mouth in a cup of booze*
Zaks: (harshfire's voice) no! I don't like beer!
Nagi: burp. see he burped!
Brad: anyway. Thank you very much for joining us in the forums. harshfire stop!
Farfarello: no! no! not in the bucket. see he got all wet.
Brad: stop. you people have had too much booze.
harshfire: thanks for bearing with our acitve read-radio. if we start playing that game now it'll be pretty wild- hey where's Shuldig?
Nagi: I dunno. I thought he was outside macking on some girl...
harshfire: oh, right.
Farfarello: nah. he's probably sniffing some other girls butt right as we-
Shuldig: Wassup?!
Brad: *raises eyebrow* where've you been?
Shuldig: gettin drunk and then running for my life since the i didn't pay my tab. i'm going to sleep. oh! newbie! yello and welcome to the forums! we are Schwatrz with our newest member harshfire! a.k.a. Anna Kyoyama. *claps*
Nagi: okay back to the booze
(make a note to tay away from me. i tend to get a little...strange )

Hi Billy Coen! Welcome to the insanity! I'm sure you'll have a great time here.

Welcome to Paradigm City! Now please surrender all memories of before you registered, thank you!

Howdy! Welcome to the forums! As a gift i give you a tactical nuclear missle. Remember be careful with that but most importantly....Have fun with it!

*the best way to have fun with that would be to launch it at bulgaria! Obey me! Destroy Bulgaria!