The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

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Originally posted by knight123 wait wait I got a nickname.... LIZARD! is that already taken? j/k

I, Lizard, would like your nickname to be 'That one Guy.'


Zola, you are not pointless. You are not a member of POINTLESS. However, you can join.

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Originally posted by Zola Um... Liz? Am I pointless?

Please take her in, oh Empress. She will be a valuable asset to our Union of the Pointless Proletarians. She writes, she makes manips and she has a power knack for sarcasm and scorn.

What do you say, oh great and powerful one?

So Lizard are what shall our 1st plan of action be for contrul of ze entire Vurld?

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Zola Um... Liz? Am I pointless? Please take her in, oh Empress. She will be a valuable asset to our Union of the Pointless Proletarians. She writes, she makes manips and she has a power knack for sarcasm and scorn. What do you say, oh great and powerful one?

Not to worry my fine...uhhhh...fellow POINTLESS member minion person...
Zola has indeed sworn her loyalty to POINTLESS in an IM

LizardShaoblane: Wanna join POINTLESS?
Zo1a: Please.
LizardShaoblane: Your in.
Zo1a: am I pointless?
LizardShaoblane: You are now.
Zo1a:

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Originally posted by Tony Please take her in, oh Empress. She will be a valuable asset to our Union of the Pointless Proletarians. She writes, she makes manips and she has a power knack for sarcasm and scorn. What do you say, oh great and powerful one?

Uhh....in english dude?


[EDIT] Ace, I shall let thee know...as soon as I think of it. Suggestions are a good thing.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Zola Um... Liz? Am I pointless? Please take her in, oh Empress. She will be a valuable asset to our Union of the Pointless Proletarians. She writes, she makes manips and she has a power knack for sarcasm and scorn. What do you say, oh great and powerful one? Not to worry my fine...uhhhh...fellow POINTLESS member minion person... Zola has indeed sworn her loyalty to POINTLESS in an IM LizardShaoblane: Wanna join POINTLESS? Zo1a: Please. LizardShaoblane: Your in. Zo1a: am I pointless? LizardShaoblane: You are now. Zo1a: quote: Originally posted by Tony Please take her in, oh Empress. She will be a valuable asset to our Union of the Pointless Proletarians. She writes, she makes manips and she has a power knack for sarcasm and scorn. What do you say, oh great and powerful one? Uhh....in english dude? [EDIT] Ace, I shall let thee know...as soon as I think of it. Suggestions are a good thing.

Dudette, I was trying to say, "Can Zola join us?" Apparently you took her in, so my plees were moot.

We should make a pie eating machine... than sell it on the black markart.

Than install it with a get away from owner and come back to us divice...

and than sell it agian...

and the chain continues...

sorta... like heavy drinking... right?

First of all, the word 'dudette' shall be eliminated. Any women have that problem? Suck it up. Its sexual harrassment in discuise.

NOW! Our first POINTLESS mission shall be........

:: thinking ::

Get this thread title changed! HA! Why didnt I think of that in the first place!

You said it 7 posts ago didn't you?

*eyes shift over to tony*

The most Pointless thread in PCF.

Hopefully it isn't mistaken for a speakeasy....

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Originally posted by Shaoblane First of all, the word 'dudette' shall be eliminated. Any women have that problem? Suck it up. Its sexual harrassment in discuise. NOW! Our first POINTLESS mission shall be........ :: thinking :: Get this thread title changed! HA! Why didnt I think of that in the first place!

** Salutes **

Aye-Aye, Dudette...err...Empress.

Oh oh! I have a plan! Lets invade latvia! First we start marketing giant gummi bears. Then we fill them with a mind control serum ive been working on, and use the army of children and my army of tim(tiny indeginous monkies) to conquer the country by force.

Then we use that as a base of operation to take over the entire world!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAH!! Laugh with me!!!

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The gummi bear thing is reffering to another thread. That plan is an amalgamation of plans #3975 and #925.673. I think that is a match made in heaven, dont you?

An evil dictator staff for Shaoblane when POINTLESS conquers its first city.

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Wheee! I'm Pointless!

So when do we start planning to take over the world?

.........*opens wallet*, *starts takin out cards*.........ima comunist, im an evil porn star, ima a mailman, im in the nra, im a translator for greek imagrents, im a gay/lesbian alliance................. ........... ummmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmmm im just holding that one for a friend, hmmmmmmm i need another cult card, na im just razin, but actually, i dont see no sign that says no quints, cause if there is then ill just have to legally change my name, to to tooooo umm quin!,

im always acting pointlless.

Pygmalion, you stole my idea...

My codename shall be...Hippie?

** Kneeling before the Empress of Pointless **

If it's alright with you, oh great and powerful Shaoblane, I would like to take the title of "Minister of Tasteless Humor".

Did some changes to the minion list.

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Originally posted by Tony ** Kneeling before the Empress of Pointless **

Aren't you gonna kneel before the grand piano of Pointless?

I suggest we all post a picture of us doing something pointless.

wait im confused whats going on?

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Originally posted by Piano Black quote: Originally posted by Tony ** Kneeling before the Empress of Pointless ** Aren't you gonna kneel before the grand piano of Pointless?

*kneels before nanhaket*

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Originally posted by Tony ** Kneeling before the Empress of Pointless **

for gods sake tony its just an empress