The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

Can an unknown newbie join?

I am a good warrior. I will make a good peon

*stands at attention awaiting inspection*

Sure you can!
I'm not Liz but she won't mind.
*gets hit by Liz*
(It'll happen!)

I'd join, except I have the fear this group will wind up splitting into two factions, named after birds.

Then the marburg virus will overwhelm the pacific northwest, and the entire tone of everything will just become mildly schizophrenic (is it a knockoff of "the profiler"? is it about demons? who cares, nobodys watching anymore.)

(And that was on topic, it was pointless after all...theres a major correlation here.)

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 I'd join, except I have the fear this group will wind up splitting into two factions, named after birds. Then the marburg virus will overwhelm the pacific northwest, and the entire tone of everything will just become mildly schizophrenic (is it a knockoff of "the profiler"? is it about demons? who cares, nobodys watching anymore.) (And that was on topic, it was pointless after all...theres a major correlation here.)

Split into factions you say? FA! I fart in your general direction. That is impossible! Who would do something like that? IS IT YOU!!!!!!!???????

P.S. Whats wrong with being mildly schizophrenic huh? HUH! HUH!!

I'm scared to death of birds. This is why the organization is completely an indoor thang. Whenever POINTLESS or an officer or I need something, we'll send a messenger who isn't scared of birds and isn't afraid of sunlight and isn't a part time goth out to get it. In other words, anyone but me.

We won't split into two branches..and if we ever did, they would be called 'Martha Stewart' and 'Jerry Springer.'

Haha, how many people are in Pointless?

http://www.paradigm-city.com/forums/thre...8425#post118425
I can't count! I go to a public school!

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I'm scared to death of birds.

One time, a bird flew into my kitchen, and I couldn't get rid of it.

*cowers behind liz*

...Now I'm scared again.

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Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: I'm scared to death of birds. One time, a bird flew into my kitchen, and I couldn't get rid of it. *cowers behind liz* ...Now I'm scared again.

Nothin' a good ol' Magnum .44 can't fix.
*Stands in front of Sharpshooter and Liz, pulls trigger and blows the boid to kingdom come.*

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades quote: Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: I'm scared to death of birds. One time, a bird flew into my kitchen, and I couldn't get rid of it. *cowers behind liz* ...Now I'm scared again. Nothin' a good ol' Magnum .44 can't fix. *Stands in front of Sharpshooter and Liz, pulls trigger and blows the boid to kingdom come.*

Magnum! MAGNUM!!! HA AHAHAHAHA I laugh at your puny magnum! You know how you deal with birds? You drop a tactical nuclear missle! Some call it over kill, i call preventative measures.

Oh and can i be the guy who thinks up immpossible and overly elaborate plans?

I guess I'll join. Looks like fun.

Uh...though I'm slightly confused...

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Originally posted by phreekdragon I guess I'll join. Looks like fun. Uh...though I'm slightly confused...

Liz would probably say:
GOOD!

Because that is the goal I guess

Hey Liz may I please be the recruiting officer?

This makes absolutely no sense...which I assume is also a goal...

ah, yes, I would like to be a minion...I guess...

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Originally posted by Sephiroth quote: Originally posted by Ace of Spades quote: Originally posted by Sharpshooter005 quote: I'm scared to death of birds. One time, a bird flew into my kitchen, and I couldn't get rid of it. *cowers behind liz* ...Now I'm scared again. Nothin' a good ol' Magnum .44 can't fix. *Stands in front of Sharpshooter and Liz, pulls trigger and blows the boid to kingdom come.* Magnum! MAGNUM!!! HA AHAHAHAHA I laugh at your puny magnum! You know how you deal with birds? You drop a tactical nuclear missle! Some call it over kill, i call preventative measures. Oh and can i be the guy who thinks up immpossible and overly elaborate plans?

Now who's gonna clean this up...

Hanyou, your in. Sephiroth, your promoted, and PaladinAlexanderAnderson, your name is too long. NAH!


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In celebration of the POINTLESS post being edited 27 times, I have bolded all of the officers names! As soon as a moderator changes this thread to 'The POINTLESS thread', each minion shall have the option to make their name whatever color they wish.

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Oh yah. I hereby promote R.Smith to the positon of the Leaders love slave...heeheehee

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Originally posted by Shaoblane and PaladinAlexanderAnderson, your name is too long. NAH!

WHAT!?
O_o
Then call me PAA or DoD OR TIM!

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Oh yah. I hereby promote R.Smith to the positon of the Leaders love slave...heeheehee

I was really hoping that my love slave would be an attractive woman.

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Originally posted by Piano Black quote: Oh yah. I hereby promote R.Smith to the positon of the Leaders love slave...heeheehee I was really hoping that my love slave would be an attractive woman.

So ask an attractive woman...like your girlfriend Lindsay.

Does she wanna join POINTLESS my second in command?

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane and PaladinAlexanderAnderson, your name is too long. NAH! WHAT!? O_o Then call me PAA or DoD OR TIM!

Ooo...my name's Tim. Actually that's how most people on internet boards refer to me, especially since I have stupid usernames (phreekdragon? Well, Hanyou's alright...).

But is TIM an acronym?

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I was really hoping that my love slave would be an attractive woman.

Of course I can relate.

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But is TIM an acronym?

Yes, yes it is. It stands for: Tiny Indegineous Monkies. Those monkies are part of evil plan #3975: Conquer Latvia using TIM. First i send in a cargo plan which drops 7,348,592 TIMs on Latvia. Latvia will be completely over run by the TIMs who will be provoked into attacking by the cold climate of the region. From there I drop a nuclear bomb on Riga, the capital of latvia allowing me to come in and take it over and use it as a base of operations for my conquest of Europe.

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Originally posted by Hanyou quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane and PaladinAlexanderAnderson, your name is too long. NAH! WHAT!? O_o Then call me PAA or DoD OR TIM! Ooo...my name's Tim. Actually that's how most people on internet boards refer to me, especially since I have stupid usernames (phreekdragon? Well, Hanyou's alright...). But is TIM an acronym? quote: I was really hoping that my love slave would be an attractive woman. Of course I can relate.

No it's not. My name is Timothy Mitchell Grant! I just had it caps because I was yelling.