The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

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Originally Posted By AmuroRei I am stating a simple fact, its against POINTLESS rules to be in two orgs. Last I heard, there fore unless you want to drop Vermont you are screwed.

Wow, I never heard about that rule. Its amazing how someone who isn't even in the POINTLESS would know about it. I am a member of several groups, and its never really been a problem. Also, since you aren't a member, why is it that you feel the need to get involved in POINTLESS business?

Well in order to make up for the unecessary seriousness of the previous comment. I will now post a mildly dirty joke from my Ole and Lena vault:

Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go a little farther now if ya vant to"... so Ole drove to Duluth.

and here is another random dirty joke

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by AmuroRei I am stating a simple fact, its against POINTLESS rules to be in two orgs. Last I heard, there fore unless you want to drop Vermont you are screwed. Wait. Who the hell told you that? First of all, I'm in more than 1 group and I have a major position in POINTLESS. Who ever told you that is dumb. Second of all It's Vamont. 3rd of all, the only thing you've managed to do is make an ass of yourself.

A friend of mine said a lot of people were denied from being members because they were in other groups, last I checked this guy was a high ranker in POINTLESS before he pissed Shaoblane off.

With that said, can I join, even though I am already in Neo goths?

For those of you who didn't know (which is pretty much all of you), the official POINTLESS forums have now completed minor renovation and are open. To get there, go to http://s7.invisionfree.com/pointless/. Have fun! Oh, and please bring more ketchup!

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Originally posted by AmuroRei quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by AmuroRei I am stating a simple fact, its against POINTLESS rules to be in two orgs. Last I heard, there fore unless you want to drop Vermont you are screwed. Wait. Who the hell told you that? First of all, I'm in more than 1 group and I have a major position in POINTLESS. Who ever told you that is dumb. Second of all It's Vamont. 3rd of all, the only thing you've managed to do is make an ass of yourself. A friend of mine said a lot of people were denied from being members because they were in other groups, last I checked this guy was a high ranker in POINTLESS before he pissed Shaoblane off. With that said, can I join, even though I am already in Neo goths?

I don't think that there is any problem with being in more than one organization, but it does depend on the other organization that you're in. Does that make sense?

1. POINTLESS MEGADUESE
   
2. POINTLESS CRUSIER
   
3. I am off the MINION List and am a MILITARY COMMANDER
   

Anyway

The Megaduese That I made is

REVOULITION
XEON
4

Rx4

Now dont jump to conclusions,

it is way more powerfull than RX3,

Better DEFENSES: Armor, Shielding

Composed of 4 Automobiles:

A Semi
A Stretch Limousine
A Hummer
A Inferno Hot Rod

I need some Drivers

THe Semi Creates the LEGS and Pelvis
The Limousine creates the arms,
The Hummer Creates the Body
The Hotrod Creates the Head And Gun

But Anyway

When My scanner Is FIXED I shall show the Uss POINTLESS,

and I should be done with all of the MEGADUESE Details of Rx4.

The CRUSIER Needs A Crew,

PM Me if you want to be one of the HEAD Crewmembers.

~Benjamin~

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Originally posted by TheBigDuoInferno POINTLESS MEGADUESE POINTLESS CRUSIER I am off the MINION List and am a MILITARY COMMANDER Anyway The Megaduese That I made is REVOULITION XEON 4 Rx4 Now dont jump to conclusions, it is way more powerfull than RX3, Better DEFENSES: Armor, Shielding Composed of 4 Automobiles: A Semi A Stretch Limousine A Hummer A Inferno Hot Rod I need some Drivers THe Semi Creates the LEGS and Pelvis The Limousine creates the arms, The Hummer Creates the Body The Hotrod Creates the Head And Gun But Anyway When My scanner Is FIXED I shall show the Uss POINTLESS, and I should be done with all of the MEGADUESE Details of Rx4. The CRUSIER Needs A Crew, PM Me if you want to be one of the HEAD Crewmembers. ~Benjamin~

THEBIGDUOINFERNO, I like your dedication to POINTLESS, but there are 2 small problems:

a) OOOOOOOOO! BUNNIES!

b) I feel that Liz, DOD and I have made it clear several times that POINTLESS DOES NOT HAVE IT'S OWN MILLITIA! WE'RE NOT ABOUT FIGHTING! WE'RE ABOUT THROWING PIES IN THE FACES OF THE OTHER WARRING FACTIONS! Thank you.

*drags his feet and looks like he was in a war....then falls down* *pants* *pants* uhhh....'ey guys....ah......*pain*.....he he he....im back.....

*casts Curaga on Squall* Welcome back ol' buddy! Things have changed here.

Welcome Back, And Who Would You Body Gaurd, Lizard Shaoblane Isn't In Paradigm City Right Now
~BenjamiN~

I've made up my mind. Anyone who wants to join POINTLESS can apply in the LIL (LEMMINGS IN LIMBO) POINTLESS program on our forums. When Liz gets back, she'll decide who makes the cut. Those who do get a title, and those who don't get...well...randomly booted from POINTLESS??? Sounds ok, I think.

ok...singleing everyone out....hmmm...but what about the body guards?

Dearest Members of PCF:

I, Ignignokt, second and a half in command and FEARED LIBRARIAN OF POINTLESS, would like to announce that, with the help of Green Bird, the POINTLESS forums have been totally revamped and redesigned. All are welcome to see if they are up to the task of joining POINTLESS! Good luck and BRING SOME PANCAKES!

-Scott