The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

Well I guess I can't be THE Minion Of Pointless, but I would like to be back in.

I shall keep my two censor bar costume

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Originally posted by TheBigDuoInferno Well I guess I can't be THE Minion Of Pointless, but I would like to be back in. I shall keep my two censor bar costume

Yes, you are our mascot.

PaladinAlexanderAnderson is our Minister of Nose Picking

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Very good! I shall continue as ruler, no? Anyone against it, say so. HOWEVER!!! the purpose of POINTLESS in the first place is to make people laugh...to make them smile...to make people happy. Anyone in PAPL, VAMONT, (I dont know about the neo goths.) any other organization declaring war against us, lemme say this. YOU ARE ALL HEARTLESS %&$#&@#! Do you not want people to be happy? You want society to be a pool of depression, drowning others in it?! Besides! You have no reason to declare war against us! We didn't do anything to hurt you and were not going to! So stop trying to take us out, you idiots! Now if you'll excuse me, the purpose of POINTLESS is not to make you all feel guilty, but to make people happy. If your trying to stop us from making people happy, I hope you feel really really bad and sick.

I have heard a lot of bad things about POINTLESS from some people I know around here... I didn't even know such a thing existed, and POINTLESS has never made me smile, you have done a bad job so far.

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Originally posted by AmuroRei I have heard a lot of bad things about POINTLESS from some people I know around here... I didn't even know such a thing existed, and POINTLESS has never made me smile, you have done a bad job so far.

WOW! You haven't even been here long enough to really understand us! Then you come in here, insult us. I mean what the hell.

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Originally posted by AmuroRei quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane Very good! I shall continue as ruler, no? Anyone against it, say so. HOWEVER!!! the purpose of POINTLESS in the first place is to make people laugh...to make them smile...to make people happy. Anyone in PAPL, VAMONT, (I dont know about the neo goths.) any other organization declaring war against us, lemme say this. YOU ARE ALL HEARTLESS %&$#&@#! Do you not want people to be happy? You want society to be a pool of depression, drowning others in it?! Besides! You have no reason to declare war against us! We didn't do anything to hurt you and were not going to! So stop trying to take us out, you idiots! Now if you'll excuse me, the purpose of POINTLESS is not to make you all feel guilty, but to make people happy. If your trying to stop us from making people happy, I hope you feel really really bad and sick. I have heard a lot of bad things about POINTLESS from some people I know around here... I didn't even know such a thing existed, and POINTLESS has never made me smile, you have done a bad job so far.

Whoever you heard it from obviously did not know what they were talking about. Was it a razor toed spine masher? Those things are little trouble makers sometimes.

Anyway, POINTLESS is a wonderful (and random) organization. We're funny people. However, every once in a while, someone like you has to ruin all the fun. Why? Because they're insecure. They wake up on the wrong side of the bed. They have problems going to the bathroom on their own. That's why! So go on, party pooper, and feel miserable somewhere else. As you can see, you've worn out your welcome.

Anyway, POINTLESS is a wonderful (and random) organization. We're funny people. However, every once in a while, someone like you has to ruin all the fun. Why? Because they're insecure. They wake up on the wrong side of the bed. They have problems going to the bathroom on their own. That's why! So go on, party pooper, and feel miserable somewhere else. As you can see, you've worn out your welcome.

I ruined your fun? Wow, you mean you think so little of me that you say "SOME ONE LIKE YOU" like your so great, and yet, I can some how ruin your fun? Insecure of what?


I go in, and say two things and I have worn out my welcome? You really are a FUN orginzation, aye? Overall I say your insecure, for calling people insecure without saying WHAT they are insecure about.

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Originally posted by AmuroRei Anyway, POINTLESS is a wonderful (and random) organization. We're funny people. However, every once in a while, someone like you has to ruin all the fun. Why? Because they're insecure. They wake up on the wrong side of the bed. They have problems going to the bathroom on their own. That's why! So go on, party pooper, and feel miserable somewhere else. As you can see, you've worn out your welcome. I ruined your fun? Wow, you mean you think so little of me that you say "SOME ONE LIKE YOU" like your so great, and yet, I can some how ruin your fun? Insecure of what? I go in, and say two things and I have worn out my welcome? You really are a FUN orginzation, aye? Overall I say your insecure, for calling people insecure without saying WHAT they are insecure about.

Learn how to quote, buddy!

Why did I call you insecure? I'll tell you! It's RANDOM. R-A-N-D-O-M! That's one of the things that POINTLESS stands for. Obviously, you don't get the message.

POINTLESS is fun. When Liz, PaladinAlexanderAnderson and I were talking about how to run the group last night (or this morning), we were having a blast. We want to share this experience with others that have a sense of humor. You're being to serious, which is what POINTLESS is not about. So c'mon and lighten up! And whatever you do, don't steal the magician's bag of tricks.

Yes, I would like to stay in.
I suppose I will keep my old position of creator of overly preventative measures(evil plans) as well, if thats possible.

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Originally posted by Ignignokt It's RANDOM. R-A-N-D-O-M!

RANDOM stands for Really Always Nude Dumb Over Mazzleoff!
We aint here to flame guy! We just want your cheese! And goats! Ad pudding. I'm freaking hungry now!

Since it has remained in my sig this whole time, I would like to lead the random army to taking over various states and islands and whatnot again.

We dont have an army. Were gonna freak those who hate fun out with randomness and tainted lemonade!

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson We dont have an army. Were gonna freak those who hate fun out with randomness and tainted lemonade!

Oh very good!

Sorry Spehiroth. However, I have a special job for you.

Minister of dirty jokes.


NVWC? You can be...uhhh....Guy who sweeps up afterward!

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Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson We dont have an army. Were gonna freak those who hate fun out with randomness and tainted lemonade! Oh very good! Sorry Spehiroth. However, I have a special job for you. Minister of dirty jokes. NVWC? You can be...uhhh....Guy who sweeps up afterward!

Minsiter of Dirty jokes is fine with me. As long as I can stay in I am happy.

As you can see, POINTLESS is back in business, so grab your rakes and put on your leotard, because we're here to set an example...even if it doesn't make sense.

PLOP (POINTLESS Library of Power) is currently being renivated to meet our new needs. In the mean time, we are currently serving a complimentary Pat Morita to keep you busy.

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Originally posted by Ignignokt It is a joyous occasion to be back in business. And, to make it even better, YOU'RE NOT PART OF IT! AGAIN!

Now now. As was stated earlier, POINTLESS is about making people happy. Additionally, I quote the qualifications for being a POINTLESS member.

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Second, the potential must be kind. To make people happy takes more than laughter, it also takes love. Third, potentials must believe in second chances and forgiveness.

Now, if I'm reading this correctly, it tells me that POINTLESS must give R.Jesse another chance, for otherwise we would:

1. Be bringing about unhappiness.
   
2. Be going against the belief in giving others second chances.
   

I am not a POINTLESS member, but if you know whats good for you, don't let Jesse in. Have you seen his VAMONT forums? Which is reason enough why to not let him in, he is already in a different group (s7.invisionfree.com/Vamont is the url, or something rather) and among other things....

I always wanted to join POINTLESS........but I thought joining was over once the thread got to be like 23 pgs long......yup I'm an idiot.......so may I join your wonderfully fun display of randomness?

Sorry about me being away for a bit. I was at college orientation. It was great, but kind of not appropriate to talk about on this forums , so I'll spare the details. All I have to say is COLLEGE WILL BE FREAKING AWESOME!

Anyway, I've changed my position from totally banning R. Jesse from POINTLESS to putting it up for discussion if Liz thinks it's ok. I have my own opinion, but I want to see what what the others have to say about it.

Edit: Sorry, R. Jesse, but I guess things don't change. Liz and I decided that we want you out. Oh well.

La dee da dee da dee da

*runs into wall*

*falls on floor, bleeding*

*gets up and does the cha cha*

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Originally posted by AmuroRei I am stating a simple fact, its against POINTLESS rules to be in two orgs. Last I heard, there fore unless you want to drop Vermont you are screwed.

Wait. Who the hell told you that? First of all, I'm in more than 1 group and I have a major position in POINTLESS. Who ever told you that is dumb. Second of all It's Vamont. 3rd of all, the only thing you've managed to do is make an ass of yourself.