The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

I'll be Minister Of Defense.

Well since Lizard isn't here and there I was giving Modship of the POINTLESS fora, I will be the Prime Minister. PaladinAlexanderAnderson, we will need a Sky Marshal. I believe Baroness will make an excellent choice. Don't you agree?

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Originally posted by Tony Well since Lizard isn't here and there I was giving Modship of the POINTLESS fora, I will be the Prime Minister. PaladinAlexanderAnderson, we will need a Sky Marshal. I believe Baroness will make an excellent choice. Don't you agree?

If I said no, I'd be an idiot!

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Tony Well since Lizard isn't here and there I was giving Modship of the POINTLESS fora, I will be the Prime Minister. PaladinAlexanderAnderson, we will need a Sky Marshal. I believe Baroness will make an excellent choice. Don't you agree? If I said no, I'd be an idiot!

No, you are my Minister of Defense. I don't want idiots in the cabinet. However, a person with the Air Force knowledge, such as she, should be considered for this post. We need as expert, not just friends, to rule and protect the Empire. Don't you agree?

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Tony Well since Lizard isn't here and there I was giving Modship of the POINTLESS fora, I will be the Prime Minister. PaladinAlexanderAnderson, we will need a Sky Marshal. I believe Baroness will make an excellent choice. Don't you agree? If I said no, I'd be an idiot! No, you are my Minister of Defense. I don't want idiots in the cabinet. However, a person with the Air Force knowledge, such as she, should be considered for this post. We need as expert, not just friends, to rule and protect the Empire. Don't you agree?

I was agreeing.

Can i please be Minister of Negotiations? Please?

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Tony Well since Lizard isn't here and there I was giving Modship of the POINTLESS fora, I will be the Prime Minister. PaladinAlexanderAnderson, we will need a Sky Marshal. I believe Baroness will make an excellent choice. Don't you agree? If I said no, I'd be an idiot! No, you are my Minister of Defense. I don't want idiots in the cabinet. However, a person with the Air Force knowledge, such as she, should be considered for this post. We need as expert, not just friends, to rule and protect the Empire. Don't you agree?

But I asked first and I'm not an idiot! I got a kick ass gpa!

Oh well, I guess he'd be a good candidate. Besides, I'm King of Nebraska and FEARED LIBRARIAN OF POINTLESS. Carry on.

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Originally posted by Ignignokt quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Tony Well since Lizard isn't here and there I was giving Modship of the POINTLESS fora, I will be the Prime Minister. PaladinAlexanderAnderson, we will need a Sky Marshal. I believe Baroness will make an excellent choice. Don't you agree? If I said no, I'd be an idiot! No, you are my Minister of Defense. I don't want idiots in the cabinet. However, a person with the Air Force knowledge, such as she, should be considered for this post. We need as expert, not just friends, to rule and protect the Empire. Don't you agree? But I asked first and I'm not an idiot! I got a kick ass gpa! Oh well, I guess he'd be a good candidate. Besides, I'm King of Nebraska and FEARED LIBRARIAN OF POINTLESS. Carry on.

Sorry, but I need you to lead the Citrus and Nebraskan Armies. There may be an escalation and if so, we need are armies fit and ready for mobilization. Can you do this task?

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Ignignokt quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Tony Well since Lizard isn't here and there I was giving Modship of the POINTLESS fora, I will be the Prime Minister. PaladinAlexanderAnderson, we will need a Sky Marshal. I believe Baroness will make an excellent choice. Don't you agree? If I said no, I'd be an idiot! No, you are my Minister of Defense. I don't want idiots in the cabinet. However, a person with the Air Force knowledge, such as she, should be considered for this post. We need as expert, not just friends, to rule and protect the Empire. Don't you agree? But I asked first and I'm not an idiot! I got a kick ass gpa! Oh well, I guess he'd be a good candidate. Besides, I'm King of Nebraska and FEARED LIBRARIAN OF POINTLESS. Carry on. Sorry, but I need you to lead the Citrus and Nebraskan Armies. There may be an escalation and if so, we need are armies fit and ready for mobilization. Can you do this task?

Yes I can, sir. VIVA NEBRASKA!

I know it's bad to continue after a post you've written, but I'd like to expand on what was written on the official POINTLESS forum. We need to have more fun with this and take it less seriously. We gotta start doing this or POINTLESS will just become mundane and stupid, and I don't want that to happen. Also, please support our leader and encourage her to continue her tango lessons.

Thank you

-Scott

Lizard, learn the Tango!
Lizard, learn the Tango!
Lizard, learn the Tango!

** Get's slammed by a thrown boot **

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Originally posted by Tony Lizard, learn the Tango! Lizard, learn the Tango! Lizard, learn the Tango! ** Get's slammed by a thrown boot **

Ah! But I have! I danced 'The Cell Black Tango' on stage with Jacob Meyers last friday night at the Thespie awards. Everything went so perfect, you'de find it almost 'cliche ending' like.


ALSO, the POINTLESS forums are now open again.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Tony Lizard, learn the Tango! Lizard, learn the Tango! Lizard, learn the Tango! ** Get's slammed by a thrown boot ** Ah! But I have! I danced 'The Cell Black Tango' on stage with Jacob Meyers last friday night at the Thespie awards. Everything went so perfect, you'de find it almost 'cliche ending' like. ALSO, the POINTLESS forums are now open again.

From now on, the tango is the official dance of PLOP.

Since the original POINTLESS thread is...well...dead, I decided to start this. Tony and I are in the middle of reorganizing POINTLESS. Anyone who has a current position in POINTLESS must verify it in this thread in order to be reinstated. A list of occupied and available positions will be posted in the near future (which means really really soon ) and will constantly be updated.

Our plan is to bring POINTLESS back to its roots of randomness. It has been idle for far too long, and with the new factions on the Paradigm City Forums, we need to "get in on the action"...even if what we do makes no sense whatsoever.

-Scott

I still want to be in.

Very good!

I shall continue as ruler, no? Anyone against it, say so.


HOWEVER!!!

the purpose of POINTLESS in the first place is to make people laugh...to make them smile...to make people happy. Anyone in PAPL, VAMONT, (I dont know about the neo goths.) any other organization declaring war against us, lemme say this.

YOU ARE ALL HEARTLESS %&$#&@#!

Do you not want people to be happy? You want society to be a pool of depression, drowning others in it?!
Besides! You have no reason to declare war against us! We didn't do anything to hurt you and were not going to! So stop trying to take us out, you idiots!


Now if you'll excuse me, the purpose of POINTLESS is not to make you all feel guilty, but to make people happy. If your trying to stop us from making people happy, I hope you feel really really bad and sick.

I'd like to keep in. But with a high position this time.

I shall keep my position of Bodyguard. No more no less.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Very good! I shall continue as ruler, no? Anyone against it, say so. HOWEVER!!! the purpose of POINTLESS in the first place is to make people laugh...to make them smile...to make people happy. Anyone in PAPL, VAMONT, (I dont know about the neo goths.) any other organization declaring war against us, lemme say this. YOU ARE ALL HEARTLESS %&$#&@#! Do you not want people to be happy? You want society to be a pool of depression, drowning others in it?! Besides! You have no reason to declare war against us! We didn't do anything to hurt you and were not going to! So stop trying to take us out, you idiots! Now if you'll excuse me, the purpose of POINTLESS is not to make you all feel guilty, but to make people happy. If your trying to stop us from making people happy, I hope you feel really really bad and sick.

Liz is right. Pointless is supposed to be fun, happy, and completly random. We're not about fighting others. We're about taking them out for a good dinner and then elephant wrestling them. Right now, we With this said, I, Ignignokt, 2nd and a 1/2 in command and FEARED LIBRARIAN OF POINTLESS, have some work to do. But first, here are the current occupied positions:

Shaoblane: LEADER
Ignignokt: 2nd and a 1/2 in commmand
Tony: Minister of Tasteless humor
Ace of Spades: Bodyguard

Could you fill in the point or lack there of, of the pointless thread and would you be excepting new members for the people who wernt around for the first thread.