The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

According to our incarcerated Empress, she has orders for all member of UMP. Her orders are to party hard! Celebrate like there's no tomorrow. This is an official POINTLESS celebration. Meaning, there is no point to it.

Party on, Dudes and Dudettes!

PEACE IN OUR TIME

(except not in the retarded, neville chamberlain kind of way)

Isn't that what they say before Armageddon begins?

Remember ladies and gentlemen, peace is always a prelude to war. Remember that. True and Lasting peace is only earned through eternal vigilance.

But congratulations on your treaty.

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Isn't that what they say before Armageddon begins?

WHAT!

I SLEPT THROUGH THE RAPTURE, DIDN'T I. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

Oh...nevermind..

WEIRDNESS

I was soooooooo bored to tears Science...So I wrote POINTLESS all over my backpack...

Ever since...People look at me with quesion eyes

<---- Like that one...

WIERD THAT I AM THE MASCOT MAN...

...

MINION OF POINTLESS

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Science

THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND WHATEVER I SAY IT DOES. YOU FEEL ME? GRAVITY IS SIMPLY A PLOT BY THE GATHERING MINIONS OF DARKNESS TO USERP CONTROL OF MY BANK ACCOUNT.

..Yes, anyway.

i want to join pointless

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?

...This isn't any kind of application interview, I'm just nosy.

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Originally posted by whatever i want to join pointless

Dear Empress, I think Whatever would make a great addition to our group. She can be a part of the 1st Citrus army.

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by whatever i want to join pointless Dear Empress, I think Whatever would make a great addition to our group. She can be a part of the 1st Citrus army.

I disagree. I feel that she is not fit for membership. End of story.

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Originally posted by Piano Black quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by whatever i want to join pointless Dear Empress, I think Whatever would make a great addition to our group. She can be a part of the 1st Citrus army. I disagree. I feel that she is not fit for membership. End of story.

** Salutes **

Yes, your Regency.

I suggest that you take advantage of the POINTLESS Forums while Paradigm is closed this Friday, Saturday, and part of Sunday.

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Originally posted by Piano Black I suggest that you take advantage of the POINTLESS Forums while Paradigm is closed this Friday, Saturday, and part of Sunday.

Yea Join it and start posting.


Or im gonna hafta transform and play monopoly with your wife... naked...

Wow thats harsh. I never thought you people could be so vicious.
If I join can I be that vicious to people to.

The people of Nebraska are filled with rage! They demand for their other master to be freed! From now on, until June 10, P.L.O.P., the POINTLESS Library of Power will start it's P.L.O.P. campaign: Protest Lizard's Oppressive Parents! We must fight the bastards that stand in our leader's way! POINTLESS WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by Piano Black quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by whatever i want to join pointless Dear Empress, I think Whatever would make a great addition to our group. She can be a part of the 1st Citrus army. I disagree. I feel that she is not fit for membership. End of story. ** Salutes ** Yes, your Regency.

piano you loser...he said empress...besides...why is she not fit for membership? gimme a call sometime. must go back to my desk. . . the evil trisha claxton is approaching

liz

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gimme a call sometime

Why don't you call me?

Yea dont! Or I will play Monopoly naked with your girlfriend!

Our condolences to Jesse in his time of loss.