The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

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I was gone from pointless for a while I need to know current up to date stuff...

We went to a mini-golf course.

There were no survivors.

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Originally posted by MINION WHATS NEW IN POINTLESS...? As most know I have been gone for a while so it is understanding why I do not know much... So What did I miss????

We had the first ever, official pointless council. We talked about our enemies. I left early so im not sure what the decision was.

Oh! And we invaded the VAMONT base. It no longer exists.

I stormed R.Jesse's fortress thus causing his thread to get kicked out of the Speakeasy like a broke Hobo.

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades I stormed R.Jesse's fortress thus causing his thread to get kicked out of the Speakeasy like a broke Hobo.

Hobos are a myth! Like bigfoot and UFOs. They don't exist. *alien technology falls out of coat* There is no proof that such creatures have ever or will ever exist. *bigfoot runs by in the background* Hobos are completely improbable. The U.S. is a perfect place and therefore such things could never exist. *is swarmed by stinky dirty hobos*

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Originally posted by Sephiroth quote: Originally posted by Ace of Spades I stormed R.Jesse's fortress thus causing his thread to get kicked out of the Speakeasy like a broke Hobo. Hobos are a myth! Like bigfoot and UFOs. They don't exist. *alien technology falls out of coat* There is no proof that such creatures have ever or will ever exist. *bigfoot runs by in the background* Hobos are completely improbable. The U.S. is a perfect place and therefore such things could never exist. *is swarmed by stinky dirty hobos*

Than how can you explain the people on the street corners asking for cash and that smell like pee?

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades quote: Originally posted by Sephiroth quote: Originally posted by Ace of Spades I stormed R.Jesse's fortress thus causing his thread to get kicked out of the Speakeasy like a broke Hobo. Hobos are a myth! Like bigfoot and UFOs. They don't exist. *alien technology falls out of coat* There is no proof that such creatures have ever or will ever exist. *bigfoot runs by in the background* Hobos are completely improbable. The U.S. is a perfect place and therefore such things could never exist. *is swarmed by stinky dirty hobos* Than how can you explain the people on the street corners asking for cash and that smell like pee?

What are you talking about. I know nothing of these people. NOTHING! They are not robots waiting to gather more people into their growing brood in order to take over the world for me. Do you hear me? They don't exist!

There's one outside your window right now acros the street.

Apparently Jesse has rebuilt the Vamont Base....

...

*waits for the order to attack*

*his finger inches closer to the tactical nuclear missile launch button*

Du, Du Liegst Mir Im Herzen

Du, du liegst mir im Herzen,
Du, du, Liegst mir in Sinn.
Du, du, machst mir viel Schmertzen,
Weisst nicht wie gut ich dir bin.

Ja, ja, ja, ja,
weisst nicht wie gut ich dir bin.

So, so, wie ich dich liebe,
So, so, liebe auch mich.
Die, die, zaertlichen Triebe,
Fuehl' ich allein nur fuer dich.

Doch, doch, darf ich dir trauen,
Dir, dir, mit leichtem Sinn,
Du, du, kannst auch mich bauen,
Weisst ja, wie gut isch dir bin.

Ja, ja, ja, ja,
Weisst ja, wie gut ich dir bin.

Und, und, wenn in der Ferne,
Mir, mir, dein Bild erscheint,
Dann, dann wuenscht ich so gerne,
Dass uns die Liebe vereint.

Ja, ja, ja, ja,
Dass uns die Liebe vereint.

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---- and translated to English ---- You, you, place me in your heart. You, you, place me in your heart. You, you, keep me in mind, You, you, make me hurt so, You don't know how good I am to you. Yes, yes, yes, yes, You don't know how good I am to you. So, so, as I love you, So, so, love me too, Then the affectionate instincts Will lead me only to you. But, but, I may dream of you, You, you, with light thoughts You, you, can also rely on me, You know how good I am to you. Yes, yes, yes, yes You know how good I am to you. And, and, if in the distance, To me, to me, your image appears, Then, then, I will so gladly wish That we were united in love. Yes, yes, yes, yes That we were united in love.

Pygmalion

I will be taking a break for a few days. You will be taking orders from my right hand man until the empress or myself return.

She never really came back.

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson She never really came back.

Ya think she could of at least left instructions on the fridge.

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson She never really came back. Ya think she could of at least left instructions on the fridge.

This fridge...


Or this Fridge...

(He's number 72) You prolly won't get the joke. Your too young.

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Ace of Spades quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson She never really came back. Ya think she could of at least left instructions on the fridge. This fridge... Or this Fridge... (He's number 72) You prolly won't get the joke. Your too young.

Both! and yes I know of the NFL Fridge.

ROFLMAO! That picture of a fridge is better! Where the hell did it come from?

http://web.mit.edu/

You would be surprised what you can find by using google and looking through ones file directories.

So anyway, Paladin Alexander Anderson, since you are the leader for now, what should we do?

The Empress is on sabbatical. There will be no talk of a coup d'etat. PaladinAlexanderAnderson, you will act as temporary regent until the empress returns. The Citrus Armies are prepared and awaits your orders.