The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

I'm sorry, our mission is to protect Paradigm City from foreign Megadei and Hostile Pirates.

It's not in our charter to take sides in political strife.

As I have said before, we're neutral in all this.

I thought Liz said she was coming back?

*hoping not to get drafted to somewhere stupid*

Nothing here is stupid. It's just POINTLESS! (hardy freaking HAR-HAR!)

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Nothing here is stupid. It's just POINTLESS! (hardy freaking HAR-HAR!)

i know, i'm just a paranoid person

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Originally posted by NukuNuko77 quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Nothing here is stupid. It's just POINTLESS! (hardy freaking HAR-HAR!) i know, i'm just a paranoid person

Can you sing out of tune? If so, you can join the 1st (California), 2nd (Brazil) or 3rd (Florida) Citrus Armies.

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by NukuNuko77 quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Nothing here is stupid. It's just POINTLESS! (hardy freaking HAR-HAR!) i know, i'm just a paranoid person Can you sing out of tune? If so, you can join the 1st (California), 2nd (Brazil) or 3rd (Florida) Citrus Armies.

yes, so bad it sounds good

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Originally posted by NukuNuko77 quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by NukuNuko77 quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Nothing here is stupid. It's just POINTLESS! (hardy freaking HAR-HAR!) i know, i'm just a paranoid person Can you sing out of tune? If so, you can join the 1st (California), 2nd (Brazil) or 3rd (Florida) Citrus Armies. yes, so bad it sounds good

Welcome to the 2nd Citrus Army. You will lead a division to victory (or a horrible screaming death).

** Salutes **

Welcome, young Captain.

i would like to know what role i shall play in pointless after all puppets can pull their own strings.

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I thought Liz said she was coming back?

She did come back..

..BACK THROUGH TIME.

BILLIONS OF MILLENNIA AGO, AT THE DAWN OF WHAT SCIENTISTS NOW CALL "THE JAZZ AGE", A SMALL TIME CAPSULE RESEMBLING A MODEL T FORD CAME THROUGH THE DIMENSIONAL RIFT THAT IS HOUSED WITHIN THE BASEMENTS OF ALL PUBLIC WORKS BUILDINGS. LIZ, UNDER THE GUISE OF A RESIDENT OF THE PRE-POST APOCALYPTIC WORLD OF THE 1920S, UNLEASHED AN ARMY OF GENETICALLY ENHANCED CYBERNETIC BEINGS WHICH BORE A STRIKING RESEMBLENCE TO RICK JAMES. THE RICK JAMES BOTS THEN TOOK OVER THE STATE OF MICHIGAN, WHICH WAS THEN KNOWN AS X-345523-4-1-3021-4 ALPHA BETA HORSERADISH.

AND THAT, IS WHY WE CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY KNOWN AS EARTH DAY.

(What? If I am indeed the guy who makes pointless and rambling speeches, then of course I'll do this from time to time...)

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by NukuNuko77 quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by NukuNuko77 quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Nothing here is stupid. It's just POINTLESS! (hardy freaking HAR-HAR!) i know, i'm just a paranoid person Can you sing out of tune? If so, you can join the 1st (California), 2nd (Brazil) or 3rd (Florida) Citrus Armies. yes, so bad it sounds good Welcome to the 2nd Citrus Army. You will lead a division to victory (or a horrible screaming death). ** Salutes ** Welcome, young Captain.

thank you *shreaks so loud the computer screen breaks*

Our theme song should be a German Drinking song!

I suggest Muß i' denn zum Städtele hinaus, which even comes with a MIDI version of the tune. (Besides, it's one of the few German songs I remember.)

Pygmalion

I say we make it a Korean Rap Song!

No. I'm in command because Liz or PB aren't on so our new theme song will be a german drinking song!

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Originally posted by MINION [SIZE=20]WHATS NEW IN POINTLESS...?SIZE]

New or old? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson No. I'm in command because Liz or PB aren't on so our new theme song will be a german drinking song!

Ok, then lets make it a Geman Drinking song. I got one. It's called A B C, die Katze lief in'n Schnee


A B C,
Die Katze lief im Schnee.
Und als sie wieder raus kam,
Da hat sie weiße Stiefel an.
O jemine!
Die Katze lief im Schnee.
A B C,
Die Katze lief zur Höh!
Sie leckt ihr kaltes Pfötchen rein
Und putzt sich auch die Stiefelein
Und ging nicht mehr,
Ging nicht mehr in den Schnee

I found it here

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by MINION [SIZE=20]WHATS NEW IN POINTLESS...?[SIZE] New or old? HAHAHAHAHAHA

NEW OFCOURSE...I was gone from pointless for a while I need to know current up to date stuff...

We killed things, slept, ate, killed people, slept. Over and over again.