The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)
| Piano Black |
05-05-2004 04:53 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by NVWC2006
What, another attack!
*blows whistle*
Attention all POINTLESS members, I draft you all at random into the random army!
Piano Black, Wienberg, Lady Tesser, and evanASF27, I randomly draft all of you into the army! As well as anyone Tony wants to draft.
I know PB has a job already, wouldn't be surprised if the others do and I didn't notice it, but that is irrelevent, I shall add to your duties!
Now, get in your squad lines! Begin marching with your left foot! Roll, heel to toe! Eyes straight ahead, noses up, back straight!
Remember to squeeze the marble!
(inside joke) |
I can't be drafted! I'm like second in command! I bark orders and watch things!
| Jabberwiccy |
05-05-2004 05:01 PM |
Wicmgp reporting! All ready to have anger taken out on me!
| Sephiroth |
05-05-2004 05:13 PM |
Well if he does attack, im ready!
* Pulls out mini nuke launchers and string*
Woohoo! Let the drums of war beat on!
| Ace of Spades |
05-05-2004 06:05 PM |
My blades are ready, my skills are sharp. And I've got a Meatball Launcher to use on the Government that tries to stop us!!!!!!!
| John Doe |
05-05-2004 06:13 PM |
Pardon me asking this but just who are y'all going to war against anyways?
)
| Sharpshooter005 |
05-05-2004 06:51 PM |
| dominusofdeath |
05-05-2004 06:51 PM |
Communists are our friends. Jesse is our enemy!
| John Doe |
05-05-2004 07:05 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson
Communists are our friends. Jesse is our enemy! |
Ah! But what if Jesse IS a communist. Would that be a paradox? A lapse within pure reason? How will you proceed
then?
| dominusofdeath |
05-05-2004 07:08 PM |
He isn't competent enough to be a commie!
| John Doe |
05-05-2004 07:12 PM |
Ha! Fair enough, mind if I watch the action from the distance?
| dominusofdeath |
05-05-2004 07:12 PM |
As long as you don't have any heart problems!
| NVWC2006 |
05-05-2004 07:15 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by Piano Black
I can't be drafted! I'm like second in command! I bark orders and watch things! |
It doesn't matter who you are. Random army drafting rules can include anyone. I was kind enough not to include Shaoblane cause we need our empress no matter what. Sidekicks can always be replaced
What, did POINTLESS suddenly take place for the United Soviet Socialist Republic?
Did I mix Soviet and Socialist up?
Are we marxists?
Just wondering what exactly we are fighting for besides the POINTLESSness. Randomness can only fight for so much before it has to need order..
| dominusofdeath |
05-05-2004 07:29 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by NVWC2006
| quote: |
Originally posted by Piano Black
I can't be drafted! I'm like second in command! I bark orders and watch things! |
It doesn't matter who you are. Random army drafting rules can include anyone. I was kind enough not to include Shaoblane cause we need our empress no matter what. Sidekicks can always be replaced
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He still cant fight. He is the second in command! If something happens to Liz he's in charge.
| quote: |
| What, did POINTLESS suddenly take place for the United Soviet Socialist Republic? |
The CCCP was awesome.
| quote: |
| Did I mix Soviet and Socialist up? |
No.
No.
| Sharpshooter005 |
05-05-2004 07:34 PM |
....Can I still refer to myself as "the redhunter"?
Either way, now at least I've got some excuse to wield a mosin-nagant, and yell about "the motherland"
| dominusofdeath |
05-05-2004 07:38 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by Sharpshooter005
....Can I still refer to myself as "the redhunter"?
Either way, now at least I've got some excuse to wield a mosin-nagant, and yell about "the motherland" |
I always wanted a mosin-nagant!
| Piano Black |
05-05-2004 10:14 PM |
What's next on the agenda...hmm....
Ahem...
Our forces will conquer the internet by shoving hard muffins down the throats of those who stand in our way. Prepare our ship and have the POINTLESS sluts drench themselves in various animal parts!
| Mr. Fortnight |
05-06-2004 04:12 AM |
You guys have just gone into the blue. *lol*
While the Paradigm Neo-Navy has declared neutrality towards both Vamont and POINTLESS, we would hope that both POINTLESS and Vamont recognise the same neutrality towards us. We will not interfere in your matters.
Whatever you guys do isn't our business, and neither what we do yours.
Capeche?
| Prons |
05-06-2004 05:14 AM |
VAMONT WAS SPANKED LIKE a 3 YEAR OLD IN WALMART!
| Travis Bickle |
05-06-2004 07:49 AM |
Vamont is going down! It is on, mother******! THEY WILL GET PWNED!
Anyway, my blueprints for the permenant PLOP headquarters (as apposed to lots of tents) is almost done! Soon, POINTLESS will have a library that kicks the L.O.C.'s ass! THE LIBRARIAN HAS SPOKEN!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
| Piano Black |
05-06-2004 05:16 PM |
| quote: |
Originally posted by Ensign Minneapolis
You guys have just gone into the blue. *lol*
While the Paradigm Neo-Navy has declared neutrality towards both Vamont and POINTLESS, we would hope that both POINTLESS and Vamont recognise the same neutrality towards us. We will not interfere in your matters.
Whatever you guys do isn't our business, and neither what we do yours.
Capeche? |
Perhaps we could form an alliance? We can rule the world together!