The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

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Originally posted by Tony Ask and I shall mobilize the First and Third Citrus Armies. I will ask that the King of Nebraska and Ace of Spades to mobilize their troops as well. We shall have the vermin of Vamont stripped to their underwear for your entertainment by nightfall.

For my entertainment, baseball cartoons.

Dont ask...

Make it happen, Tony! Also, I love the name 'Citrus armies.'

I shall alert the yet-to-be-hired secretary of Lizard when I shall be returning. I have already set up an e-mail address for secretary for us to use for....uhhh..things I'll think of later.

If anyone wants the secretary job, they must be willing to either dedicate their MSN messenger, or use their windows messenger, because I put the email address on msn.

POINTLESS_inc@hotmail.com is that email address.

Oh yes...and since I can't come up with any legal stuff, all members of POINTLESS are, just like tony, now in the Dorocratic party. Vote for inatimate objects come november. Like I say, who needs a president when we can have...nachos!







Piano black, your doing a FANTASTIC job of keeping the lists in place and you know when to and when not to promote someone! Fabulous! Two points!

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Members of POINTLESS!!! I, Lizard, our loser empress, is returning! Our worst enemy is a woman...just one woman. Mother of two, mortgage lender, and god, she's rich. Her name is Sherry Deason! She is our worst enemy! She is taking your great leader away from you! Our second worst enemy is also a woman! A simple newlywed biology teacher...and her name is Trisha... Third, an AIm user who's name is 'Siverspear' who put in a 'worst enemy' application months ago. POINTLESS does indeed have many missions to complete. The first of these missions is, obviously, bring R.smith to oregon. The problem with this mission is, so that I can meet up with R.smith, we have to plan it out so expertly, that my small futile human brain will probably be the one to screw it up. He must fly to portland oregon and then get on a train bound for klamath falls oregon. The flaw here is that I must be gettting on the same train at the same time. I will already be in portland, so that part is taken care of. It is possible, but very...very complicated. Plus, Drew her wants to meet up with him too, so we have to attempt to squeeze that in. However, thats not top priority. Second of all, VAMONT must either be destroyed, or we could force them to strip down to their underwear and do an embarassing dance that will make them horribly ashamed and they will run crying into the dark corners of the internet and we will never hear of them again. Thirdly, the SSoSoAPotAFFftFotE. These people, in my opinion are f*****g awesome! I like their idea! We shall make friends with them! Fourth, the Order. I miss them. Let's see if they'll join us. Fifth, Roan's bachelor party... NEW JOB OPENING Lizard's personal secretary. ob description Your in constant contact with me. Yes, you will get a phone number or two. This job, you pretty much sum up posts in this thread, keep track of potential members, officers, and employees when I can't. To get this job It's a good idea to have a cell phone. As in, free/cheap long distance, text messaging, because I do that alot, and you'll be working alot until Sherry Deason is weakened by the POINTLESS forces. Oh yah...and you get to talk to people for me. No r.Jesse, you can't have this one. Extra points if your Drew, Evan, Piano Black, Xel, one of those people I have no problems with...

YAY! Liz is back! Too bad my phone can only recieve text messeges.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane For my entertainment, baseball cartoons. Dont ask...

CAPTAIN BASEBALL BAT BOY!

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Originally posted by Tony ** Kneeling down to the Empress. ** Ask and I shall mobilize the First and Third Citrus Armies. I will ask that the King of Nebraska and Ace of Spades to mobilize their troops as well. We shall have the vermin of Vamont stripped to their underwear for your entertainment by nightfall.

Sadly, only approx. 1,711,263 people live in Nebraska, which is 1/8 of the people in NYC, which I am close to. However, I can have every man, woman and child of Hall County (about 53,534 people), Buffalo County (about 42,259 people), and Box Butte County (about 12,158 people). That's roughly 107,951 people, not including livestock and bums. Plus, these troops will be armed with AK-47s and several ears of corn. There will also be cigarettes passed out to the children under the age of 18, and 8 citizens of Box Butte County will be put on suicide missions that involve...lots of explosives. BWAHAHA!

Anyway, the troops are being gathered as we speak, and will be ready in 18+ hours, because once we get the troops, they will be locked in large rooms filled with Silent Scope and Time Crisis as means of practice before battle.

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Our worst enemy is a woman...just one woman. Mother of two, mortgage lender, and god, she's rich. Her name is Sherry Deason! She is our worst enemy! She is taking your great leader away from you!

Let me take a guess... your freakin' Psycho Bitch for a Step Mother right?...... I'M GONNA TURN HER INTO A SMURF!!!!!

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades quote: Our worst enemy is a woman...just one woman. Mother of two, mortgage lender, and god, she's rich. Her name is Sherry Deason! She is our worst enemy! She is taking your great leader away from you! Let me take a guess... your freakin' Psycho Bitch for a Step Mother right?...... I'M GONNA TURN HER INTO A SMURF!!!!!

Now now, such language is quite inappropraite. But, i must know, where did you recieve your almighty power to turn people into smurfs???

Also, almighty Lizard, you mentioned that vamont must be destroyed or publicly embarrased, can we do both?

Finally, can a get a summary of last nights meeting? I had to leave and study the central nervous system, sorry.

My Empress! Good new, the vile enemy, the Vamont organization, has been vanquished. It seems that their leader wasn't familiar with the game, "Rock, Paper, Scissors". After moment of grueling battle, we have taken their headquarters and turned it into an amusement park.

Glory to the Empire!
Glory to the Empress and her Prince!

Hurrah!

Seig POINTLESS!!!

(unfortunently i missed the war )

forgot tell everybody my codename its "Kitty" boy i'm embarssed

Welcome, Kitty. I hope you like our Empire.

** With a treaty in his hand, he stands like Neville Chamberlain while trying to exit his plane. **

As for Vamont, a treaty has been presented to the Empress. If we promise to return their status to full autonomy, their leader has promised that his organization will not attempt any attacks or aid others in this endeavor. This will be the treaty that wiil ensure peace in our time.

Since I'm Piano Blacks right hand man, woulnd't that put me in charge when youur both gone(Liz and PB) ?
If so... Wow!

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Since I'm Piano Blacks right hand man, woulnd't that put me in charge when youur both gone(Liz and PB) ? If so... Wow!

I guess you're right!

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Originally posted by Piano Black quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson Since I'm Piano Blacks right hand man, woulnd't that put me in charge when youur both gone(Liz and PB) ? If so... Wow! I guess you're right!

Cool!
Now lets celebrate!
1,600 post! w00t

How unoriginal can R.Jesse be? He's now looking for a Vamont Organization librarian! Peh! I spit at him!

By the way, give my men (and women and children) a few more hours and they'll be ready for battle. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Be ready, people. Jesse has threatened an attack against us.


*a large squad of mobile suits stand around and wait for Jesse to waltz on in. He will be blown to bits if he shows his face on this thread*

*pages of the bible and knives fly every where. the bible pages hit the wall and the knives stab through them and they stick up on the wall*(It also counts as a forcefield against evil)

I now proclaim the POINTLESS orginization blessed in the name of god.


AMEN!

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*pages of the bible and knives fly every where. the bible pages hit the wall and the knives stab through them and they stick up on the wall*

"IT'S A FLOOD INSURANCE POLICY, BLESSED BY GOD FOR THE BENEFIT OF MAN. IT REMOVES COVERAGE FROM TANTED FIENDS LIKE YOU".

(That whole show was really just about claims adjusters, let's all get on the same page there)

ROFLMAO!
WTF!

What, another attack!
*blows whistle*
Attention all POINTLESS members, I draft you all at random into the random army!

Piano Black, Wienberg, Lady Tesser, and evanASF27, I randomly draft all of you into the army! As well as anyone Tony wants to draft.

I know PB has a job already, wouldn't be surprised if the others do and I didn't notice it, but that is irrelevent, I shall add to your duties!

Now, get in your squad lines! Begin marching with your left foot! Roll, heel to toe! Eyes straight ahead, noses up, back straight!

Remember to squeeze the marble!
(inside joke)

The 1st (Californian), 2nd (Brazilian) and 3rd (Floridian) Citrus Armies are ready and mobilized. Our supply lines of orange juice are flowing and our limon and lime weapons are ready to sting the eyes of our enemies!

For the glory of the Empire!
For the glory of our Empress and her Prince!