The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

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Originally posted by The cLa O what is this group about anyway?

It's all about being POINTLESS. No reason, No purpose, No goals! We listen to the Empress (Shaoblane) and blindly follow her like lemmings to a horrible screaming death!

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Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by The cLa O what is this group about anyway? It's all about being POINTLESS. No reason, No purpose, No goals! We listen to the Empress (Shaoblane) and blindly follow her like lemmings to a horrible screaming death!

this interesting what other groups are there

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Originally posted by The cLa O quote: Originally posted by Tony quote: Originally posted by The cLa O what is this group about anyway? It's all about being POINTLESS. No reason, No purpose, No goals! We listen to the Empress (Shaoblane) and blindly follow her like lemmings to a horrible screaming death! this interesting what other groups are there

VAMONT and the SSoSoAPotAFFftFotE or sumtin.

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson [VAMONT and the SSoSoAPotAFFftFotE or sumtin.

Ahem, please address us by our formal name. Only those within the ranks are given the privelage to speak the sacred name without fear of retribution.
That is:

Secret
Society
of
Skies
of
Arcadia
People
out
to
Annihilate
Final
Fantasy
from
the
Face
of
the
Earth.

Do not trifle with us for our wrath is great (just ask the FF folks ).
Thank you and good-bye.

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Originally posted by Solitus quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson [VAMONT and the SSoSoAPotAFFftFotE or sumtin. Ahem, please address us by our formal name. Only those within the ranks are given the freedom to speak the sacred name without fear of retribution. That is: Secret Society of Skies of Arcadia People out to Annihilate Final Fantasy from the Face of the Earth. Do not trifle with us for our wrath is great (just ask the FF folks ). Thank you and good-bye.

wow umm why would you want to get rid of FF

BECAUSE THEY OVER SHADOW GREATER MORE INOVATIVE RPGS WITH ONLY REPETITIVE STORIES AND THAT SAME ANNOYING BATTLE SYSTEM!!!

...

well there are just better rpgs out there... FF gets to much attention... and they went a bit to far on X-2

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Originally posted by Solitus quote: Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson [VAMONT and the SSoSoAPotAFFftFotE or sumtin. Ahem, please address us by our formal name. Only those within the ranks are given the privelage to speak the sacred name without fear of retribution. That is: Secret Society of Skies of Arcadia People out to Annihilate Final Fantasy from the Face of the Earth. Do not trifle with us for our wrath is great (just ask the FF folks ). Thank you and good-bye.

I've been wondering for the longest time what htat stood for. Now I know, and I'm happy

Did someone say Schwarzwald was the head of SSoSoAPotAFFftFotE? I always thought it was Jeff.

No Big Fau is in charge I think.

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Originally posted by Schwarzwald BECAUSE THEY OVER SHADOW GREATER MORE INOVATIVE RPGS WITH ONLY REPETITIVE STORIES AND THAT SAME ANNOYING BATTLE SYSTEM!!! ... well there are just better rpgs out there... FF gets to much attention... and they went a bit to far on X-2

do you like Golden Sun?

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Originally posted by The cLa O quote: Originally posted by Schwarzwald BECAUSE THEY OVER SHADOW GREATER MORE INOVATIVE RPGS WITH ONLY REPETITIVE STORIES AND THAT SAME ANNOYING BATTLE SYSTEM!!! ... well there are just better rpgs out there... FF gets to much attention... and they went a bit to far on X-2 do you like Golden Sun?

Yeah...... why?

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Originally posted by Schwarzwald BECAUSE THEY OVER SHADOW GREATER MORE INOVATIVE RPGS WITH ONLY REPETITIVE STORIES AND THAT SAME ANNOYING BATTLE SYSTEM!!! ... well there are just better rpgs out there... FF gets to much attention... and they went a bit to far on X-2

Exactly, I could not have said it better myself.

We are the eyes and ears of the SOA community, the elite cadre who safeguard the rpg community from the advancing FF hoards who seek nothing but to overrun the world with their overrated games and commodities. We know all, and see all, and bring swift death to any who dare oppose us with a single unheard bow-shot. We are SSoSoAPotAFFftFotE.....

(okay maybe that was a bit too dramatic ).

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson No Big Fau is in charge I think.

You suck...(heh)

Big Fau is of the FF ALLIANCE!!!

Jeff is the leader of Skies Alliance


EDIT: I'm just patriotic!

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson No Big Fau is in charge I think.

No, i was in charge of the FF organization (forgot its abbreviation ) The organization was eventually abandoned, leaving me by myself, so i simply gave up on it....

Edit: err...oh well...schwarzwald beat me to it...


er... now to get back on topic...

WEE!!! LOOK AT ME!! I'M POINTLESS!!

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Originally posted by Schwarzwald quote: Originally posted by The cLa O quote: Originally posted by Schwarzwald BECAUSE THEY OVER SHADOW GREATER MORE INOVATIVE RPGS WITH ONLY REPETITIVE STORIES AND THAT SAME ANNOYING BATTLE SYSTEM!!! ... well there are just better rpgs out there... FF gets to much attention... and they went a bit to far on X-2 do you like Golden Sun? Yeah...... why?

Just curious thats all cuz i know some people that do which so do i

VICTORY

Did we rob their cookie truck yet? THOSE LACKIES BETTER NOT FAIL ME AGAIN!

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Originally posted by IamRogerSmith Did we rob their cookie truck yet? THOSE LACKIES BETTER NOT FAIL ME AGAIN!

I suppose that you could waltz into their ashes and steal the cookie truck.

Ladies and Gentlemen, behold! NEW NEBRASKA:




I made a deal with Lizzard and gave her about 1/2 of the land. However (and I haven't told her this), she must establish her own government (unless she wants it to be an anarchist society). I am in the middle of coming up with my own set of laws that will closely follow Marx's ideas, with a few things I'll throw in. Until then, all citizens of what is now Scott's Half of Nebraska are to report to PLOP in 24 hours, or suffer the consequences.

Members of POINTLESS!!!

I, Lizard, our loser empress, is returning!

Our worst enemy is a woman...just one woman. Mother of two, mortgage lender, and god, she's rich. Her name is Sherry Deason! She is our worst enemy! She is taking your great leader away from you!

Our second worst enemy is also a woman! A simple newlywed biology teacher...and her name is Trisha...

Third, an AIm user who's name is 'Siverspear' who put in a 'worst enemy' application months ago.


POINTLESS does indeed have many missions to complete. The first of these missions is, obviously, bring R.smith to oregon. The problem with this mission is, so that I can meet up with R.smith, we have to plan it out so expertly, that my small futile human brain will probably be the one to screw it up. He must fly to portland oregon and then get on a train bound for klamath falls oregon. The flaw here is that I must be gettting on the same train at the same time. I will already be in portland, so that part is taken care of. It is possible, but very...very complicated. Plus, Drew her wants to meet up with him too, so we have to attempt to squeeze that in. However, thats not top priority.

Second of all, VAMONT must either be destroyed, or we could force them to strip down to their underwear and do an embarassing dance that will make them horribly ashamed and they will run crying into the dark corners of the internet and we will never hear of them again.

Thirdly, the SSoSoAPotAFFftFotE. These people, in my opinion are f*****g awesome! I like their idea! We shall make friends with them!

Fourth, the Order. I miss them. Let's see if they'll join us.

Fifth, Roan's bachelor party...

NEW JOB OPENING
Lizard's personal secretary.
ob description
Your in constant contact with me. Yes, you will get a phone number or two. This job, you pretty much sum up posts in this thread, keep track of potential members, officers, and employees when I can't.
To get this job
It's a good idea to have a cell phone. As in, free/cheap long distance, text messaging, because I do that alot, and you'll be working alot until Sherry Deason is weakened by the POINTLESS forces.
Oh yah...and you get to talk to people for me.
No r.Jesse, you can't have this one. Extra points if your Drew, Evan, Piano Black, Xel, one of those people I have no problems with...

** Kneeling down to the Empress. **

Ask and I shall mobilize the First and Third Citrus Armies. I will ask that the King of Nebraska and Ace of Spades to mobilize their troops as well. We shall have the vermin of Vamont stripped to their underwear for your entertainment by nightfall.

As for your personal enemies, might I suggest that we cover them all in hot gravy and release rabid dogs upon them? If anything, it would hilarious to hear them scream in agony while the members of POINTLESS laugh and throw salt on their wounds.

Glory to the Empire!
Glory to the Empress and her prince, R.Smith.

Tony
The Minister of Tasteless Humor and the presiding officer of the Dorocratic Party