The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

Um, dude, it may be out of place for me to say so, but I don't think they want you in POINTLESS in any way, shape, or form. I think they're serious, too...

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Originally posted by R.Jesse ok i have made my discision i will stay in POINTLESS i will hang out here and do umm something i wish to be an oficer "guy who leads the random army" this will satisfy me now if nobody minds i will create mahem somewhere elce for a while tata

Dude, i dont think you get it. Your not welcome here. Are you some kind of moocher that is leeching off this orginization. Because i have to deal with enough moochers when im at school and i dont need them here. The LEADER of the POINTLESS has kicked you out! You can't stay in. If our fearless leader changes her mind then fine. until then, GOODBYE! *slams door on R.Jesse*

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Originally posted by R.Jesse ok i have made my discision i will stay in POINTLESS i will hang out here and do umm something i wish to be an oficer "guy who leads the random army" this will satisfy me now if nobody minds i will create mahem somewhere elce for a while tata

You don't decide if you can stay or not. You've been kicked out. Your not allowed to post in this thread any longer. Got it?*

*Don't reply to that.

The Empress's regent has spoken. Goodbye, Jesse.

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Originally posted by Shaoblane Fifth, your pissing me off. I've gotten enough e-mails about you to print out and sew into a floor legnth dress that I can wear when I force Drew to be my prom date in senior year.

ROFLMAO!
Poor Drew!
j/k Poor Liz is more like it!
But actually try to get R.Smith to come to your prom.
Make Drew go alone HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane Fifth, your pissing me off. I've gotten enough e-mails about you to print out and sew into a floor legnth dress that I can wear when I force Drew to be my prom date in senior year. ROFLMAO! Poor Drew! j/k Poor Liz is more like it! But actually try to get R.Smith to come to your prom. Make Drew go alone HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

now now, dont leave drew out in the rain. He might get lonely. Lonliness only breeds revenge. Revenge is bad. Unless im doing it! MUWHAHAHAHAA

no war can a mod deleat the not needed posts please?

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Originally posted by R.Jesse *a giant tower and walls encace the H.Q nobody may enter or exit exept the empress at the top of the tower i stand in a position as high as the empress* NOBODY SHALL QUESTION MY ORDER I NOW AM IN CHARGE IF YOU DARE TRY ANYTHING MY GUARDS WILL SHOOT YOU *instantly *SERAPHIM AND ALAMASY* JUMP DOWN* *robots walk in and POINTLESS falls into the hands of r.jesse*

YAY! ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER WAR!

*readies Abh Fleet*

...

wait... no? oh yeah the...bandwidth thing... *shurgs*

Jesse you could always start your own Organization... SSoS(...) was organized just by insperation... and the FF alliance by rivelry OF the SSoS(...)...

Like... R. Jesse... Empress of "MEANINGLESS"...

or...something

*raises hand*
*all PC Members who have at one time or another played any form of Starcraft run up*

Attention random army members! The stupid and unlistening R. Jesse is going against your empress! Use your elite training to eliminate the treasoness one!

*one army person grabs R. Jesse, throws in front of Shaoblane, kicks a few times, tosses out of window*

Mistress Shaoblane, as of the next few seconds, we are free of R. Jesse. Should you want Jesse gone forever, my army can create a petition for POINTLESS members to sign and send to the almighty Paradigm World Leaders Shredder and Krang, or one of their moderating desiphles.

no i prefurr not i dont want a war all i want is a place here

pethetic atempt
i am an intelagence in a robot fool

*r.jesse grasps the army guy throwing him like a doll*

"who is next?"

No way Jesse!! Like I said before, no one fights a war against Paradigm except me!!

Time to cook up something to take you out...

In preparation for war, I suggest that the Empress appoint R.Smith as our Secretary of Defense. I can mobilize the First and Third Citrus Armies upon the Empress's request.

The Empress had given me power over the army Tony.
Which means, sorry, but unless she directly calls upon your platoon, she will have to declare war first, then I say, hey Tony, get over there, then you do your thing

whoh there i didint say there will be any more wars
i dont want any wars

*tower sinks back down *

i wont leave i wont shoot

now as a apolagy

free ice cream cake and cookies for all !!!!!!!!!

I shall prepare my blades for the war. We of POINTLESS shall live!!!!!!!!

haha people are quite impressionable...

*stares left and right*

*yoinks cookie and suffles off into the darkness of the midevening*

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Originally posted by NVWC2006 The Empress had given me power over the army Tony. Which means, sorry, but unless she directly calls upon your platoon, she will have to declare war first, then I say, hey Tony, get over there, then you do your thing

** Salutes **

Aye, sir. All for the glory of the UMP Empire.

Stand down soldier. The enemy is offering food. Schwarzwald with his amazing poison detecting abilities (aka, eat, live or die) has gone forth for us to take the heat.

Mistress and Empress Shaoblane, where are you in our time of need?

I just think he wanted the cookie NVWC

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Originally posted by PaladinAlexanderAnderson I just think he wanted the cookie NVWC

Umm.... yeah... which ever one sounds better I'll go with!