The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

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Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Seraphim quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by R.Jesse DUE to zee fact i was stupid and thought there was some big war for POINTLESS i made too mutch stuff so weapon mass producton will now cece To right you will. We don't need any weapons now dude. In the war of Paradigm City, there was the good side, the bad side, and us, the distracting losers. We have no use for weapons. POINTLESS doesn't kill people, we make them laugh. And when the time comes to kill people, we shall use Drew's mobile suits as planned. Your weapons are awesome. You should set up a freewebs site for them. (www.freewebs.com) And besides. Who needs weapons when we can have...nachos! Interesting. Can I join Pointless? YOU DOLT! X_X If you look at the list like I told you to twice already, you would have seen that your already a member of POINTLESS inc. Schwarzwald, both of those nacho's make me want to puke. (I hope thats not like your mom or something in that pic. )

I'm confused.

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Minion list: Evanasf27 The Fallen Phoenix GAT-X105 Mage Big Fau Seraphjei Almasy Wienberg Prince Contort-Tesser Manji Hanyou Miss Function Pygmalion Xel NukoNuko77 Zola

I'm not on there. O.o

liz is it me or is scwarswalled trying to make me never eat nachos agin
i am makeing renivations to zee planes as the bombs are now replaced with


giant gumibear 70 flavors x400

cap guns x1 700 rounds

stink bombs (big) x 10

and custom stuff

uh im in my bubble of mystery am i in or am i out i dont take rain checks of course this might be a exception- -;;;

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Originally posted by Seraphim quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by Seraphim quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane quote: Originally posted by R.Jesse DUE to zee fact i was stupid and thought there was some big war for POINTLESS i made too mutch stuff so weapon mass producton will now cece To right you will. We don't need any weapons now dude. In the war of Paradigm City, there was the good side, the bad side, and us, the distracting losers. We have no use for weapons. POINTLESS doesn't kill people, we make them laugh. And when the time comes to kill people, we shall use Drew's mobile suits as planned. Your weapons are awesome. You should set up a freewebs site for them. (www.freewebs.com) And besides. Who needs weapons when we can have...nachos! Interesting. Can I join Pointless? YOU DOLT! X_X If you look at the list like I told you to twice already, you would have seen that your already a member of POINTLESS inc. Schwarzwald, both of those nacho's make me want to puke. (I hope thats not like your mom or something in that pic. ) I'm confused. quote: Minion list: Evanasf27 The Fallen Phoenix GAT-X105 Mage Big Fau Seraphjei Almasy Wienberg Prince Contort-Tesser Manji Hanyou Miss Function Pygmalion Xel NukoNuko77 Zola I'm not on there. O.o

Oops...I fixed it! Ooh! PM from Ace of Spades! I love PM'S! ME MUST GO GET BREAKFAST! Stomache has been eating itsle fsince my last meal on sunday...owe...
LATER!
Oh yah...I posted in pic thread. It's scary...

its not too scarry Shaoblane...

All hail the Dirty Chicken toy!!!!!

*slpas forehead*

(cant belive im doing this)

boc-boc-bocca
just looking for the paperboy

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades All hail the Dirty Chicken toy!!!!!

The dirty chicken knows all! Ask the dirty Chicken!
I know, the dirty chicken toy should be standard equipment for all pointless members. I mean really, think of it usefullness! Its head can strecth and be used as a grappling hook! It can pull zippers from a distance of 3 feet! With it we will be invincible!

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Originally posted by NVWC2006 quote: Originally posted by Shaoblane THERE ARE STILL JOB OPENINGS! Guy who trains random army Food-cooking person Person who washes clothes Person who AIMs Lizard every five seconds with updates Old guy who taunts small children That Gomez Person we take all our anger out on Mascot man! I request to be the guy that trains the army. If I cannot be that, I wish to be the Mascot Man. And should those two positions be taken, I can IM the Lizard every 5 seconds with updates. *cough* our army will be trained under the ruthless rules used to train my marching band.

Um... Not only have you yet to place me on your member's list (YOU SAID I COULD JOIN IN AN IM) but you have yet to post me recieving any position (THAT YOU SAID I COULD HAVE IN AN IM TOO) I want to help the POINTLESSness! But I cannot help, if I am not officially without points. My sharper ends must be sanded off!

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Originally posted by Sephiroth quote: Originally posted by Ace of Spades All hail the Dirty Chicken toy!!!!! The dirty chicken knows all! Ask the dirty Chicken! I know, the dirty chicken toy should be standard equipment for all pointless members. I mean really, think of it usefullness! Its head can strecth and be used as a grappling hook! It can pull zippers from a distance of 3 feet! With it we will be invincible!

lol

i shall be the one who taunts little children if the gods allow this which is the leaders of pointless.

i give my respect to the chicken MAY YOUR DIRTINESS NEVER STOP ALL HAIL!!!

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Originally posted by seraphjei i shall be the one who taunts little children if the gods allow this which is the leaders of pointless. i give my respect to the chicken MAY YOUR DIRTINESS NEVER STOP ALL HAIL!!!

AH YOU DID NOT CAPITALIZE POINTLESS

I WANNA CHANGE MY POSITION OF POINTLESS...CAN I BE THE MASCOT...

BUT I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANYONE TO AWNSER...

WHAT COULD I DO FOR POINTLESS...

I KNOW THAT BASICALLY I AM THE JANITOR and I clean up your guyses and girlses messes

BUT WHAT ELSE CAN I DO???

SOS

MINION OF POINTLESS...

PM ME IF YOU DO NOT WANNA POST

I think we need a schedule.....

Someone should (Or probably is) be in charge of compling a weeks agenda for POINTLESS. This way, group members and leaders can figure out what is going to happen that week and we can have a more organized group.

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Originally posted by TDF Studios I think we need a schedule..... Someone should (Or probably is) be in charge of compling a weeks agenda for POINTLESS. This way, group members and leaders can figure out what is going to happen that week and we can have a more organized group.

Given the nature of the group, shouldn't it be an ex post facto schedule? In other words, we should put up a schedule of what we've done. That way we'll always have completed our missions.

noilamgyP

hey shaoblane instead of a AK-47...cani have my carbine or two desert eagles (your choice the Ak-47 is both heavy and illegal)

MINION, you are now MASCOT MAN!

NVWC-Guy who trains random army, right? I wrote it down, but I forgot to add it. Fixing! ^_^;

NEW JOB OPENING
shaoblane's secretary...person who tells her she accidentally cut a name off or put the wrong job with the wrong name. You will be interviewed for this one.

I command you all to vote for TDF Studio's video!

He's here and he says if you don't vote, we'll suddenly have tens of thousands of new members who will all vote and then be assassinated.

:: Hopes an admin isn't reading this ::

I was joking and so is loser Drew.

Yes..... Well...... It seems that your leader is sitting next to me and her time is almost up.

Thats right, this is the official post announcing the new movie, short film spoof that will be released in a few weeks that depicts the assassaination of the leader of POINTLESS.

This movie will be produced and will be very entertaining. I think you all will like it.

Elizibeth says hi........

The depiction of the assassaination will be presented in a very dramatic format... A trailer of the film will be released within the next week. We will also include a spoofs short afterwards.

My friend Blake will play the killer but I really have no idea who did it... I guess someone could voluteer to kill Elizibeth in real life... In anycase, this person would get there name as the real killer in the video....

Mopeds will be involved...

And there will be guns.... Lots of guns, and Elizibeths brother will die.... I found this part to be very funny.

And Yes, there will be a lightsaber battle scene... It will involve a perfectly coriographed scene....

The bloopers short should be pretty good, we might do some Moped 4 wheeling.... If you know what I mean.

Elizibeth says hi again...

And there will be more mopeds... You get to see two generations of them... The camera vehicle for the "driving scenes" will be my new 2004 model one, and the assassanators vehicle will be a 18 year old Honda Moped....

Besides...

I think Captain Planet should be shot.....

Elizibeth says hi again......

Drewster, you have been promoted. However, your still not an officer...just another employee...

About that movie, paradigmers and POINTLESS members, if you look anything like the co-star of this movie Blake, then PM Drewster RIGHT THIS MINUTE and say so. (Blake is the human, not the bird.)


NEW JOB OPENING
Since were talking about Drew here, he needs test subjects. At least two of them. They must be willing to change gender and endure testing and have their genetics played with and bleh bleh bleh...

Now, I am thirsty. SCHWARTZWALD! I want iced water.

I, Scott, the FEARED LIBARIAN OF POINTLESS AND KING OF NEBRASKA, have plans to use Omaha and make it into the official POINTLESS LIBRARY OF POWER, or PLOP. The citizens that already live there will be forced to evacuate the city immediately, for demolition will begin 30 minutes after I make an announcement to them about this. It'll be fun. I will discuss my future plans with PLOP tomorrow, for I am off to NYC to see a friend. Goodbye! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!