The United Members of POINTLESS (UMP)

Shaoblane 04-23-2004 01:04 PM
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Originally posted by RAZOR TOED SPINE MASHER
Section 6.0-6.9: Shaoblane's personal section, where she gets to toss written materials or anything else anywhere she desires


This section is devoted to anything from fanfiction.net, ACT's works, LadyTesser's works, Harry Potter, Harry Potter spoofs, and all those goofy fiction stories and poems I wrote way-back-when.

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Originally posted by Tony
I was thinking (yeah, I do that from time to time) about the structure of the UMP. Empress, you may need to setup Parliament and a cabinet. It is imperative that we have a focused and effectual government. We don't want our nation to be in the hands of mindless, attention-less, and....

Look, a French fry! Come here you.


Separation of church and state...dont know why that popped into my head, but it did. I'll think of SOMETHING. What's that one religion that doesn't believe in birth control? Catholosism? It's all for money. The more kids you have, the more money for the church. I hereby tell catholics to 'keep it to themselves'

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Oh great Shaoblane. Now that Piano Black has abandoned our forums and our organization. May Squall serve along side me as your 2nd bodyguard?


Yup, sure.

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Originally posted by TDF Studios
Well.... POINTLESS needs a place to get information across and have a little fun, and this seems to be the place where it gets done. I see no problems with just this place being a kind of relaxed thread for POINTLESS members.


Ok. I see your point. Eventually, Krang and Shredder are going to hate this, and they'll know whose all responsible because theres a list in my sig, so as soon as I get everything else worked out, I'll start on some kind of...thing. Promise.

Well, better yet, we'd better get someone who knows what their doing to do it. Hey wait...I have a website...YAH!

And let me just say
DREW EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NOT A GIRL! CHANGE YOUR RUDDY SIGN!

quote:
Originally posted by Tony
I was thinking about our invasion plans for Florida. I think I should lead this effort. My plan includes the usage of confusing ballots like this one:

Which one do you use on your french fries:

O <--- Ketchuip
O <--- Katchup
O <--- Catchup
O <--- Catch up
O <--- Qatch up
O <--- Cat chup
O <--- I only eat Freedom Fries.

I figure that the average Floridian would be so preoccupied with the ballot, they wouldn't resist our forces. What do you think?


:: spits up cherry pepsi :: ROTFLMAO

It's GOLD I TELL YOU GOLD! Let's do it!

Also, the idea about injecting giany gummi bears with poisin serum is good too. However, we shall keep it in reserve.

(Tony, don't let Tesser see that ballot. )

Notice the POINTLESS list. IT NOW MAKES SENSE!
Laughing

EDIT
I have edited rule number three since the piano man has gone.

THERE ARE STILL JOB OPENINGS!
Guy who trains random army
Food-cooking person
Person who washes clothes
Person who AIMs Lizard every five seconds with updates
Old guy who taunts small children
That Gomez
Person we take all our anger out on
Mascot man!
Tony Waynewrong 04-23-2004 01:44 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Shaoblane
quote:
Originally posted by RAZOR TOED SPINE MASHER
Section 6.0-6.9: Shaoblane's personal section, where she gets to toss written materials or anything else anywhere she desires


This section is devoted to anything from fanfiction.net, ACT's works, LadyTesser's works, Harry Potter, Harry Potter spoofs, and all those goofy fiction stories and poems I wrote way-back-when.


Are my rantings not amonst your reading material? I ask of you, our Empress, don't shun my tasteless, plotless fanfics and pseudo-humorous writings.

Also, not to anger you, your Ruthlessness, but I think you have excluded Zola from your Minion list.

** Bows down **

May you rule eternal.

Or, at least when we can train a red-wigged chimpanzee to take the throne.
NVWC2006 04-23-2004 02:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Shaoblane
THERE ARE STILL JOB OPENINGS!
Guy who trains random army
Food-cooking person
Person who washes clothes
Person who AIMs Lizard every five seconds with updates
Old guy who taunts small children
That Gomez
Person we take all our anger out on
Mascot man!


I request to be the guy that trains the army. If I cannot be that, I wish to be the Mascot Man. And should those two positions be taken, I can IM the Lizard every 5 seconds with updates.

*cough* our army will be trained under the ruthless rules used to train my marching band.
R.Jesse 04-23-2004 02:22 PM
dang im gona iss piano but its his choice

well i have a plan

invade PCF withuse o gumibears!




i will be

Person who AIMs Lizard every five seconds with updates

WEAPONS DESIGHNER

can i have a body guard?

__________________________





the latest gun








R.jesse's body guard----prons?
Shaoblane 04-23-2004 02:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Tony
Are my rantings not amonst your reading material? I ask of you, our Empress, don't shun my tasteless, plotless fanfics and pseudo-humorous writings.

I think you have excluded Zola from your Minion list.
Or, at least when we can train a red-wigged chimpanzee to take the throne.


Oh no Tony. Your rantings and 'A stroll with Dorothy' and the forgotten fics are in there. They just weren't mentioned specifically.

quote:
Originally posted by Tony
Your Ruthless


Bite me. Tongue

WARNING!
If anyone see's a member named Sunspots4ever, send her a warm and welcoming PM. IT'S MOMMA SHAOBLANE who has somehow found me here. AS THE EMPRESS OF POINTLESS, I ORDER YOU TO WELCOME HER!
Schwarzwald 04-23-2004 03:01 PM
*looks for oompa herz ye olde recipee*

May I shall be thyn Foodee cooker jester personehe?

-----We try to produce our costomers with the best oompa products around. We as well go after different types of food... but our trademark prodect seems to be the alcohalic Oompa Herz(Oompa Heart).



We take carful selection of our Oompa's and take care of them well. As they die we take thier hearts...and other bodily organs.

You would be surprised how much an oompa courps can be used. It can be used for making knives...burning things... alcohalic drinks... meat.... burning things...

They live a fine life of an elderly in florida. Than they die. And we steal thier organs!

May I mind that we are the leading distribustion service of paradigm city livers?
Sephiroth 04-23-2004 03:13 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Tony
quote:
Originally posted by Shaoblane
quote:
Originally posted by RAZOR TOED SPINE MASHER
Section 6.0-6.9: Shaoblane's personal section, where she gets to toss written materials or anything else anywhere she desires


This section is devoted to anything from fanfiction.net, ACT's works, LadyTesser's works, Harry Potter, Harry Potter spoofs, and all those goofy fiction stories and poems I wrote way-back-when.


Are my rantings not amonst your reading material? I ask of you, our Empress, don't shun my tasteless, plotless fanfics and pseudo-humorous writings.

Also, not to anger you, your Ruthlessness, but I think you have excluded Zola from your Minion list.

** Bows down **

May you rule eternal.

Or, at least when we can train a red-wigged chimpanzee to take the throne.


Blastphemy! There shal be no Red wigged Chimpanzee to rule the POINTLESS! Only the Lizard can do that! Just for that a small package marked TIM will arrive at your home in 2 days! Open it and enjoy.

Oh and as for this Sunspots4ever, i will be sure to welcome her very warm heartedly. Meaning, no nuclear misslesCrying Sweatdrop
Benjamin 04-23-2004 05:15 PM
Shaoblane I sang the songs...may I be in POINTLESS...Can I be a regular car mechaniac...Look a bunny Big Grin ...

CAN I BE THE MASCOT ???


I AM A MEMBER...

And I quote from one of the first pages "MINION--Guy who fixes things after we screw them up"

THX SHAOPLANE

THE REALLLLLLLLLLLLL MINION of POINTLESS

Cool

U R KEWL

wait does this mean I am a janator???
Tony Waynewrong 04-23-2004 05:42 PM
Great, Minion. Congratulations.

You have been assigned as an important member of the Ministry of Tasteless Humor. Take these...

** Hands him a mop and bucket **

Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to clear the scum off the face of the floors of justice. You will eradicate all the filth that stands in our way.

Be Happy and serve the UMP well.
Jabberwiccy 04-23-2004 05:47 PM
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Old guy who taunts small children
That Gomez

I'll take either one of those. Or the random person everyone takes their anger out on. I'm really quite good at all three... If nobdy minds me joining that is...
Piano Black 04-23-2004 06:08 PM
I'm back in. Huzzah huzzah!
R.Jesse 04-23-2004 07:09 PM
Pb-2 Custom:

* Gun For Leaders
* Semi Auto/Auto
* Plasma Burst
* Comfort Grip
* Laser Sight
_____________________
_____________________

Those who will recive this gun:

- Lizard
- Piano Black
- R.Jesse (since I made it)
_____________________
_____________________








note i am going to make weapons for you but otherwise im out
Sephiroth 04-24-2004 06:49 AM
quote:
Originally posted by R.Jesse
Pb-2 Custom:

* Gun For Leaders
* Semi Auto/Auto
* Plasma Burst
* Comfort Grip
* Laser Sight
_____________________
_____________________

Those who will recive this gun:

- Lizard
- Piano Black
- R.Jesse (since I made it)
_____________________
_____________________









note i am going to make weapons for you but otherwise im out


Please explain to me, how you can keep making weapons for the POINTLESS when you have created a competetive orginazation? You cant play both sides! Make your choice, are you going to stay with the POINTLESS, or lead VAMONT?
TDF Studios 04-24-2004 08:06 AM
Vamont dies the second it was born.

And besides, when did he become a weapons designer for us?

I think we should just stick to mobile suits and P-90's unless you request a different gun or have a custom order to run through TDF Studios Office, of inventions and gadgets.

And now, everyones watches come equiped with lasers that can cut through stuff..... (Jame Bonds ripoff Smile )
Seraphim 04-24-2004 09:42 AM
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Originally posted by TDF Studios
And besides, when did he become a weapons designer for us?


He was always a weapons designer. Check the Minion list.
Sephiroth 04-24-2004 09:45 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Seraphim
quote:
Originally posted by TDF Studios
And besides, when did he become a weapons designer for us?


He was always a weapons designer. Check the Minion list.


Always? He was never a weapons designer until ummmm about thursday. Doesnt seem like always to me. Not that i dont appreciate the fine designs he has done. Im just saying it wasnt always.
TDF Studios 04-24-2004 09:52 AM
Ok, I was just curious, I hadn't looked at the monion list a for a while...

Anyways.... I'm feeling better after surgery but the.....

MOBILE SUITS MUST BE COMPLETE
Sephiroth 04-24-2004 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by TDF Studios
Ok, I was just curious, I hadn't looked at the monion list a for a while...

Anyways.... I'm feeling better after surgery but the.....

MOBILE SUITS MUST BE COMPLETE


What will the mobile suits look like? Will they be like Zaku's, or more like Leos from Gundam Wing? Either way, can i customize mine? With a new paint job and different weaponry? I like to customize!
TDF Studios 04-24-2004 12:22 PM
Yes, you may customize your mobile suit.....

The base model will be revealed tomorrow......

And you may also give them a custom paint job....

They look a lot like the gundams from Gundam Wing...
Sephiroth 04-24-2004 12:24 PM
WOOHOO! World domination here we come!